Stage times? Yes, please.

Trump is a nonce

I'll take it. Sunderland are no joke. Here's hoping for a draw in the City v Liverpool game tomorrow.

Christ on a bike. Fully erect.

Horrid.

Come on, you beautiful blue bastards.

Robbed.

Individual awards in football are largely irrelevant, but that is one of the most baffling manager of the month decisions you'll ever see.

Gabriel Jesus back in full training, is it?

That new Germany home shirt. Phwoaaaar.

Liverpool fans are pathetic.

It's great when you're on a winning run and start to forget what it feels like to lose, but it's even better when you've also started to forget what it feels like to concede a goal. It's inevitable that both of those things will happen again, so I'm really going to appreciate this while it lasts.

Christ, we're good.

Can't decide whether I want a draw or City to get spanked.

We're going to win the league. Never felt it in any of our last three seasons. Feel it this year. We're going to win this. Bookmark, favourite it, do whatever. It's happening.

Clean sheet FC.

Open play FC.

Set Piece FC.

Come on, you beautiful red and white bastards.

The Quadruple is on.

What a lovely goal that was.

Well, I certainly wasn't expecting that lineup.

For the set-pieces are ruining football mob….. These 3 hits (GOTM worthy btw) are classed as set-piece goals.

huh* *credit to someone I don’t know, who posted a link to the older piece on a Discord thread

Pretty grim from a performance point of view, but the win is all that matters. And with Liverpool and City dropping points, too. A good weekend for the Arsenal.

Get in! We really needed that. Not been at it so far.

Come on, you beautiful red and white bastards.

If West Ham don't go down, I'll be gutted.

Arsenal have now won seven matches in a row against Spanish opposition. No team has ever done that before in the Champions League.

Slot really is a whiny little bitch, isn't he?

That'll do nicely!

Well, that result hit the spot. Can we have the same happen to Liverpool, please and thank you?

Get in.

That is a lovely equaliser. An absolute beaut of a strike. Now score five more, please.

Fuck's sake, Villa.

Up the Villa.

No team has managed a shot on target against Arsenal in the last four hours and 39 minutes of Premier League action of actual play.

Get the fuck in.

Contact before he touches the ball with his toenail, but 'plays the ball'. Clear and obvious. 'Higher bar' this season for intervention. Utter nonsense.

Clear and obvious

Thank you.

I'd really like it if we scored a goal.

That's gutting. What a goal.

Come on, you beautiful red and white bastards.

He's getting the sack for sure.

Stupid Ange.

Given the amount it's brought up in media conversation, you'd think scoring from set pieces was frowned upon, or worse, against the rules.

Lovely free kick routine. Job done.

What a ridiculous goal. I'll take it.