Timber being out of the world cup is sad for him, but good for us.

Monday.

I think sometimes our fans forget so in all the talk about we might sign, who other clubs might sign, who we might sell and who other clubs might sell… The squad we have won the league and came within a shootout of winning something we’ve never won in our entire history as a football club.

First Arsenal-less weekend of the summer complete. I prefer my weekends with Arsenal, to be quite honest with you.

Repping outside, too.

Still finding as many ways as possible to incorporate Arsenal into every outfit.

Not a great night for the Lionesses.

Seeing lots of Chelsea fans flexing since we lost the final about having 'won it all'. Complete lack of self-awareness given *how* they 'won it all'. They are the original Man City. Plus, if we're ever in a position to win the Conference League, I'll know things aren't going well.

Looks like Holloway Road last Sunday.

I've broken one of my favourite whisky glasses. Wasn't even drinking. I was washing it up. I've drunk from it a million times while hammered and never so much as dinked it. The lesson here? Drinking is absolutely fine but washing up is bad.

Friday. No Arsenal game to look forward to or be terrified by. Sigh.

I think the main reason that I in no way believe that Alvarez will end up at the Arsenal is that he's already played in - and won - the Premier League. I don't see what the draw would be versus going and playing for Barca.

Paul Scholes really shows that just because you can play football it doesn't mean you actually know anything about football.

I have spent more than the GDP of a small country on Arsenal merchandise in the past few weeks. It's a sickness. And I'm currently trying very hard not to add a new (old) shirt to my collection. Not to mention the long-sleeved 94-96 home shirt I keep eyeing that's been on my watchlist for months.

Arsenal win the Premier League: yeah, but look how much money they've spent. Arsenal lose to PSG in the Champions League final: see, told you Arsenal were shit.

It is still astounding to me that the closest ally the Arsenal have found this season among ex-player pundits is Wayne fucking Rooney.

Everything was better before the Internet.

Cor, that Dec video on Instagram.

Really feels like there's a trend among modern celebrities to quit drinking and then go on every single podcast to tell everyone about their drinking 'problem', which seems to have consisted mostly of the fact that they used to enjoy a drink every now and then.

76 days to go until the Community Shield.

Urgh. Just saw the Instagram announcement and wanted to throw my phone at the wall.

There's a greater chance of me joining Real Madrid than there is of Arsenal selling Declan Rice to them.

I may have been at the parade all day yesterday, but that isn't going to stop me spending my Monday evening watching the live stream in full on youtube.

Spot what’s wrong with this picture & headline.

This is absolute chef's kiss. Perfectly encapsulates what it was like to be there. We are massive. And we are beautiful.

I'm more drunk and sweaty on holiday.

We've just won the league and finished runners up in the Champions League based on an incredible defence and an average attack. If we improve that attack well enough this summer, next season could really be spectacular. I for one am excited.

Excellent advice for people like myself who suffer with insomnia. Just don't worry about it. Wish I'd thought of that.

Lots of World Cup chatter going on now but all I care about is the 26/27 Premier League fixtures coming out on June 19th. Can't wait for next season.

The Arsenal not winning the champions league appears to have been the highlight of many rival fans' seasons.

Gutted this is all over. What a ride. A year I won't soon forget. Can't wait to see what this team gives us next year. Ooh to be.

I'm going to be smelling smoke bombs for weeks.

Benny looked me dead in the eyes when I raised my beer up to them and it gave me a tingle in my special area.

What a day. We are massive.

PARADE

Tonight has been a really good way to sort the people who pretend to be Arsenal fans because it's fashionable from those who have loved this club since their youth and love it unconditionally. So disappointed in so many of you.

The parade will be great. I can't wait to be there and cheer the champions of England. If that isn't enough for you then stay at home.

We took on two nation states, beat one to the league and took the other to penalties in the final showpiece. If you're not feeling proud then I've got nothing for youm

I am so in love with this team. If you think we're done, you're mad. We are the present and future. Mik Arteta's army. My heart is full.

Parade tomorrow for the champions of England. See you there.

That's football. Shit happens. Gabriel? The best player tonight. This said, whoever is rejoicing in the success of a club built on the money of a dictatorship holding together through the systematic exploitation of 90% of its population should take some time to reflect on their world view. Bisous!

We'll win champions of Europe and day. It's coming.

Love you all. Champions of England.

Gabriel was an awful choice for that penalty. But not getting the penalty during the game is absolute nonsense. Robbed.

I don't think I can do this.

PLEASE

Fucking hell.

COME ON, YOU BEAUTIFUL RED AND WHITE BASTARDS