ok this one got me

If buying isn't owning...

Those names are up there for me, but two players I'd definitely put on there are Diaby, and Eduardo. So, fuck you Martin Taylor, and Dan Smith. I pray for steaming hot pillows on your beds, and daily sleep paralysis.

Refused to shake hands with Partey AND costing Spurs money, big fan

Piero signed the ting. I say 1 more bum showing until 2031 or we riot.

The Steam Machine is $1,049!!? F UUUUU DATA CENTERS!!!

Dear Lord how you gonna just rock up to the tiktok comment section and just straight up call someone you're arguing with, "A HONDA CIVIC" ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Fml I hate second day doms

4 games I'd love to experience again for the first time

This is all the green kool-aid MAGA has been drinking.

Anyone done Arteta meeting former players of his after we won the league? Just in case they haven't.

Was cleaning up one of our closets where we put everything in, and found my old resistance bands I bought during the pandemic. Thought, why not? Got on to it, used my old full body program, did the proper warmup and everything. My thighs after the warmup squat:

It's not even a joke - How Arsenal corners and England corners are obviously perceived.😭😂

Finally installed Wolfenstein: The New Order on my laptop. What a game! I've only played like an hour's worth of the story after the intro but I am hooked. And for a 2014 game, the graphics have really held up well.

Complain about corners now you cunts

What a night. Le gf was puking all night long, and I've been doing the toilet rounds nonstop as well. Few things are worse than food poisoning.

Poor Piper is upset because she has to share the bed with Archie (her oldest). 😅 #catsofbluesky

Fuck me I'm so exhausted seeing this soon-to-expire bag of salad speak.

Love our new air purifier. Everytime the cats have finished their business in the litter box, it kicks up to high gear cleaning the air from the bentonite dust particles. It's also helping reduce the kids' allergies by a lot as well.

Ffs I think it's time for progressive lenses. Having a harder time reading things.

We are EVERYWHERE.

Damn, I think I can watch hours-long compilation of firefighting aircrafts just doing drop-runs. I wonder if the in-flight instruments go crazy or they turn those off whenever they're flying that low to the terrain?

If England wins the world cup on set pieces, you're welcome rest of the league.

It's so wild, we're at a function and there's a demonstration right in front of the building. We had to come down the cab because the protesters were blocking the road, and right as we got on the sidewalk, the protesters started pelting rocks at the police barricade who's blocking the march further.

Cool cool cool. Any news on perhaps a swarm of locust forming near there while we're at it, God? I'd PPV that.

So happy with my blood glucose check earlier. This is around 2 hours after dinner and I think this is like the lowest it's been over the past month. So, yay!

I've succumbed to the demons and had breakfast instead 🫣 My regular spot just started selling Ketupat Sayur (veggie stew with rice cakes) and it was glorious. Got it with sambal egg, tofu, fritters, and crisps. The warm tea perfected it ngl.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social halo

Got woken up in the middle of the night because one of our neighbors got into a domestic dispute, and now I can't go back to sleep.

This was fun. 60k words from around 170k words in the English lexicon with it not being my native language? I'll take it! Try it out: vocabowl.com

Omd I just saw a comment on youtube who said that Bond girls' names are like drag names and I cannot unsee it. Pussy Galore, Xenia Onatopp, Kissy Suzuki, Holly Goodhead, Octopussy, etc. Admittedly not all, but some of the famous ones are spot on 🤣

Say no more. Hop on the Arsenal friendship train Christos! We're building a squad of Arsenal supporters. Like Bilbao, but only Arsenal supporters allowed. Bilbao-light if you will. 😂

Went to the middle-eastern grocer again earlier to get some more of their naan and had a nice convo with the owner. Asked why they price their breads really cheap and she said it's to support the middle-eastern immigrants and refugee residing at our apartment complex.

I'm so obsessed with this Chinese content creator who travels the world along with his cat, Haitang. Just saw their video visiting Tashkent, and weirdly some of the pet-friendly hotels only accept dogs, but not cats. No hate against the hotel, just maybe say it's only dog-friendly.

Okay, so it seems that it's not self-deleting, but there's a delay in syncing. Gonna just delete my other posts then. They all came through.

Got a calendar notification that my Dad's birthday is in two days. Can't believe it's almost a year since he passed. I miss you, Dad. ❤️

Slow Thursday. That's just water unfortunately. 😅

Fully expect Collina to be waiting back at FIFA HQ with a garrote on hand during his next appointment with Infantino.

Such a distinguished gentleman.

I was changing my water dispenser and kneeling on the floor trying to open the water gallon when one of our cats, Timmy, jumped on my back but couldn't quite catch the landing, so he slid down my back trying to claw on to my tshirt.

Never in my cat's nine lives have I thought about seeing Sean fucking Dyche do a tiktok dance 🤣

Well that was fucking incredible. Hands down the best massage I've had. Way surpassed even those 5 stars spa and massage at holiday resorts. I'm basically a walking slinky toy now. 10/10 will go again.

Going downstairs for a reflexology massage and found the tower stray cat that usually roam my floor. She just walked in when the elevator door opened, went out, and asked to be let out through the secure door 🤣

Proud we banned them from entering. Everyone here supported the decision.

Not in support of the World Cup this year, but I feel for him; he must be gutted. Hopefully this will in turn make his rehab progress better.

What in the Pro Evolution Soccer naming is this!? 🤣🤣🤣

Our apartment superblock now have a coconut stand! Every order is freshly opened, and you have the option to add in ice, sugar, and/or lime. Lime on fresh coconut water is the way, folks!