Fire drill being dutifully respected in the away end.

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

Sure it was a cockatoo

Just seen the Republic of Ireland result. Wow. Huge credit must go to Phil Foden for Parrott's hat-trick.

The handwritten lyrics to Heroes was 👌🏼. Little fella had given up by the end.

Spent the afternoon at the David #Bowie Centre at V&A East. Some amazing items on display. As beautiful as you would hope for.

Brexity boos.

Sunderland have the game they absolutely wanted. Really missing Ødegaard in the middle and the presence of big Vik. Also, please fuck off with the constant "Big Dan Ballard" references.

This is a proper fugly game.

Don Goodman really is a fucking annoyance on co comms. #prick

All that #respect at Sunderland.

Russoooooooo

Just seen the disallowed goal. That’s shocking.

Well done New York. ❤️❤️

Merino is a genuine baller. Big game player for us

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Sad news for those of us old enough to remember him.

Remember the veil between the dead and the living is at its thinnest tonight so it’s your perfect opportunity to call Cilla Black a cunt.

This arrived this morning. Can’t wait to read this to the little fella. @goonerdave66.bsky.social

Dowman is an insane talent

We’re definitely cooking something this year.

What the fucking fuck?

I wouldn’t swap Mickey Tets for any other manager in the world right now.

@arseblog.com really enjoyed your Marc Marion part of yesterdays blog. Like you, his pods become a regular part of my week. I discovered his pod through you I think when you mentioned an ep he did with Mandy Patinkin a few years back. Listened and got hooked.Thanks man.

Gutted about Diane Keaton. What sad news.

I’ve been informed that an anagram of Erling Haaland is Anal Lard Hinge. Feels Important.

Celia Imrie is a national treasure obviously, but I want Joe Wilkinson to win.

I seek the right to take a massive shit on her desk.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc

As I was saying 😂😂

That header is top, top class.

We just don’t look very good this half. Where’s the spark and zip?

Nice to see Newcastle players sitting down again. Like clockwork.

Gyökeres first touch is, er, interesting.

That is absolutely astonishing.

Joe Longthorn > Joe Linton.

Ethan must have a knock, right?

My take from Gyökeres first few games is that Kai Havertz is a decent footballer.

Shoutout to Merino yesterday, I thought he was excellent throughout.

It’s always the ones you least expect.

David Bowie’s secret final project discovered locked in his study

We’ve had a great window. Fuck what anyone else has done.

We are fucking cursed.

Lolz

This is very satisfying content

* vaguely waves hands in “couldn’t give a shit” gesture*

Cowards. Absolute fucking cowards.

Forgot to mention how lovely it was to see @weststandtone.com. And of course, albeit briefly @goonerdave66.bsky.social