Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc

As I was saying 😂😂

That header is top, top class.

We just don’t look very good this half. Where’s the spark and zip?

Nice to see Newcastle players sitting down again. Like clockwork.

Gyökeres first touch is, er, interesting.

That is absolutely astonishing.

Joe Longthorn > Joe Linton.

Ethan must have a knock, right?

My take from Gyökeres first few games is that Kai Havertz is a decent footballer.

Shoutout to Merino yesterday, I thought he was excellent throughout.

It’s always the ones you least expect.

David Bowie’s secret final project discovered locked in his study

We’ve had a great window. Fuck what anyone else has done.

We are fucking cursed.

Lolz

This is very satisfying content

* vaguely waves hands in “couldn’t give a shit” gesture*

Cowards. Absolute fucking cowards.

Forgot to mention how lovely it was to see @weststandtone.com. And of course, albeit briefly @goonerdave66.bsky.social

Turns out dreams can come true.

So #aroused by this Eze news.

+ unlimited banter

Obviously it goes without saying, but Bruno Fernandes really is a horrible little turd.

That half time interview gimmick is great isn’t it? In. The. Fucking. Bin. Now.

I honestly think we totally lose our heads when we get a chance to break.

I’ve mulled over posting this for months now. But yesterday it came to a head. And I’m aware that the people who need to see it will either not be here, or will suggest that I’m lying. I live near an asylum hotel. The reason I didn’t post earlier is that I didn’t want to raise undue attention

That was a proper handball no?

Worried about our pre season form. We look very samey so far. Agree with Arseblog this morning that it seems weird we’re not playing the key players together to start building those connections and patterns.

He does look a unit.

2-0 Enfield Town. We’ve not played badly but just have nothing up front.

1-0 to Enfield Town. Ball over the top and their striker lobbed our keeper.

First game of the season for me. Pre-season for the kids against Enfield Town.

Leah Williamson absolutely deserves a statue at Wembley. The most successful English football captain of all time is something to recognise.

Whatever happens here, give Wiegman a Damehood and the freedom of the city of London. And a Nando’s loyalty card.

This game feels like many of the Arsenal men’s games last year, with Spain being Arsenal.

Get in.

Spain are technically quite brilliant. Such lovely footballers.

Tbf, Spain look a class above. Good goal

Why has no one mentioned that Dowman is only 15? Seems strange.

Can’t bear the scenes from Gaza. I feel sickened and angry because I’m Jewish not in spite of being Jewish. There is absolutely no humanity left in those perpetrating these horrors. Just beyond evil.

Crying, is it?

Well now

One of the remarkable things regarding Agyemang’s equaliser was the healing power it had on the Italian players. They’re not getting injured all of a sudden.

Gooner, obviously

Italy are defending really well.

Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.

There have been some quite sensational kits on show at this tournament. This Italy shirt is 👌🏼

The Bear is just so fucking good.

It’s just banter from 12yards at this point.