My husband just said to me, "You don't need to buy more knitting needles, you just need to organize the ones you have" and I don't know what I did to inspire him to say something so offensive.

When I see rich, snooty women at the grocery store, I pretend I need something and say "excuse me, do you work here?" Just keeping things real.

Horrific and I send nothing but love to his family and friends. The way that killer re-holsters his weapon nonchalantly. They absolutely do not think they can be held responsible for their actions. This puts all law enforcement at risk too.

The fastest rat in the world is still a rat. - Orson Welles

I just blocked someone for correcting my grammer and it feelded good.

My ISP just sent out a message advising that, if our service drops, we should try an equipment restart. If that fails, we should go to their web site and put in a ticket...

Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. - Jim Butcher

I am so lovable, the doctors gave me a special jacket so I can hug myself!

‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’ Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Looks like it's going to be a little cool over the weekend.

I googled "Missing medieval servant." It came back "Page not Found."

I was asked once, "You're a smart man. Why aren't you rich?" I replied, "You're a rich man. Why aren't you smart?" - Jacques Fresco

Enjoy your twenties and thirties. When you hit 40, that check engine light turns on.

On this earth there are plagues and there are victims, and it's up to us, as much as possible, not to join forces with the plagues. - Albert Camus, The Plague