Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. - Jim Butcher

I am so lovable, the doctors gave me a special jacket so I can hug myself!

‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’ Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Looks like it's going to be a little cool over the weekend.

I googled "Missing medieval servant." It came back "Page not Found."

I was asked once, "You're a smart man. Why aren't you rich?" I replied, "You're a rich man. Why aren't you smart?" - Jacques Fresco

Enjoy your twenties and thirties. When you hit 40, that check engine light turns on.

On this earth there are plagues and there are victims, and it's up to us, as much as possible, not to join forces with the plagues. - Albert Camus, The Plague

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. - Honoré de Balzac

I was driving through downtown San Antonio with my boss when we passed a sign reading "Museum of Texas Culture." "Huh. That ought to take about ten minutes to see,' I scoffed. Without missing a beat my boss replied, "Why would you want to go through twice?"

“If you don’t give me the peace prize, I’m going to kill you all”, said no sane person ever.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like coffee. How? Why? Are you okay?

Unhinged

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing. - Edith Konecky

Old Lady [calling downstairs to her husband]: Abe, do you want to come upstairs and make love to me? Abe: Sure, but I can't do both.

I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot or three.

Familiarity breeds contempt and children. - Mark Twain