There will always be an Australia.

Yesterday, our temperature hit 99°F (37.2°C). Right now, it's 65°F (18.3°C). The TStorm that was supposed to happen before 1100, knocked my internet link down about 15 minutes ago. My UPS let me down. I guess it's time for a new battery.

They came on in the same old way, and we sent them back in the same old way. - Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington

Some things are just good for their own sakes, beyond analysis and thought. - Non-Famous Lauren <[email protected]>

I am sorry I hung up on you. I didn't mean to answer.

It should be a crime and he should be be impeached for wasting and using our hard earned tax dollars on a war HE started. He should have to use his own damn money!!!🤬

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order. - David Gerrold

It can't be that hard to drive without a brain. I see it done all the time.

Name an actor who was perfectly cast in a role. Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe.

In a nutshell.

Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. - Georges Jacques Danton, at his beheading

If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey. - Banksy

My wife told me to put catsup on the shopping list. Now, I can't read anything.