I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Day 264 of not cutting my hair till Badenoch says something that resembles policy.

Assuming part of this peace deal sees Netanyahu being tried in the Hague.

He’s 28 until he’s 29

“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?” “Because that’s what they are” @vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference. #Newsnight

Watching a documentary on the Carpenters, five minutes in. It’s only just begun.

“Go fuck yourself, you cunt”

Arsenal bought a load of players and that meant they had to win the league. Liverpool bought a load of players and that meant they needed time to bed in.

The chubby egg is fewmin!

4 years ago today I stumbled across the greatest tv listing ever written

Jordan Henderson, is it?

PLAY SAFE: FRISBEE (1978) BAFTA-nominated all-time classic PIF, and part of the Scarred For Life Hall of Fame. Poor Jimmy famously gets 66,000 volts up his hoop whilst trying to retrieve his frisbee, while sister Amy looks on helplessly. All together now: "JIMMYYYYYYY!"

If only the media and political leaders listened to people on council estates for the last how many decades about many things, like the Met - London’s biggest organised gang. Or maybe listened to council tenants about housing/building standards, before something like Grenfell happened. Fuck off.

time for the tweet again

Some header that from Merino and his massive head. To have such a massive head and deliver it so subtly is amazing considering the size of his head, which is massive.

Gonna be some random tariffs on Ireland tomorrow

Scenes

Periodical reminder that these American cunts are rowdy on the back of 3.5% lager and the thought of guns.

Gabriel goal... GTFI 👊🏻 #Arsenal 🔴⚪

The way that penalty incident was dealt with was absolutely re-refereeing by the way. The ref has seen the incident live but they’ve asked him to watch it again 20 times and make a new decision.

Who will be the first Arsenal player to be elbowed in the head by either Joelinton or Bruno Guimaeres and how many seconds after kick-off will it be?

lol. Cunts.

American fans at the golf. Worst people in the world aren't they?

I’m watching and it’s astounding. We all knew something like this was going on - but the extent of it! While so many were suffering, dying, sunk into loneliness - a few were absolutely RAKING IT IN. The COVID health crisis was a very, very lucrative opportunity for some.

The ITV exposé on COVID now turns its sights on testing. I was stunned in 2020 when Sir Paul Nurse - Director of the Francis Crick Institute - told me he’d written to the government to offer the services of the Crick (the biggest biomeolecular lab in the country) - and never got a reply…

We need to be braver. Risk averse dullness ain’t gonna win you fuck all.

Now win it you slags

My God, we’re actual Stoke

Fucking white walker

Bournemouth Newcastle has been absolute shit. Thanks.

BREAKING: At least 84 Palestinians have been killed in Israeli attacks across Gaza since dawn, including 69 people in Gaza City, hospital sources told Al Jazeera. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/i4tlc9

Man Utd. 🤝. Chelsea Spend hundreds of millions on absolute fucking shit.

Well done Glasgow

Fascism is bad for business.

I see Liverpool won the vanilla derby again.

Allow it

Can’t square up with fans in the crowd anymore. Game’s gone.

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

A year ago that Martinelli to Trossard move might have been Sterling to Butler-Oyedeji

Twiffic

Somebody tells you "Martinelli scored in the Champions League" and you wouldn't even have to see it, you can picture the whole thing

Man knows

It's like ChatGPT generated the average GBNews viewer's deepest secret wank fantasy

“I mean, your society’s broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No let’s blame the people with no power & no money & these immigrants who don’t even have the vote, yeah it must be their fucking fault.” —Iain Banks www.theguardian.com/books/2013/j...

Lower your flags for Robert Redford, you fascist cunts

Missed a call by seconds. Immediately phoned back. No answer. Just chucked your phone in the lake there did you? You living off the grid then? Heard you're a wild man of the forests now. Good for you. Good for you you piece of shit.

More brilliance from my friend Tom. And dare I say: what’s too often missing in the world of football discourse, of cynics, of joyless little dots on a board, of takes upon #takes: A warmth. A love and fascination for the game and its people, poring through