Wirral woman jailed for over 7 years for domestic assault offences www.birkenhead.news/wirral-woman...

Watching mouse on cat tv, “it’s under here somewhere”

Gift from the lad, sampling incoming.

You doing The Coral in October? @williamshuttoh.bsky.social

Absolute state of Carlo.

Been busy keeping these two in order today.

A fine upholder of the law. Police officer who raped two women and abused a third jailed for 10 years www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Let us never forget Jo Brand's magnificent breastfeeding story (and Sean Lock's reaction to it). www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQyz...

Bastards. Whoever ends up as the new leader needs to fuck this right off.

Landlords hate this meme which accurately depicts why they choose to increase rent. Help wind them up with me.

After a busy morning on patrol it’s siesta time. #Sylvie

Do not be fooled by the cute appearance. There was a severe poop incident last night which required a thorough bum and back legs wash. Apart from screaming the house down he managed to bite right through my sleeve and puncture my arm. He’s still sulking.

What the hell? This is appalling. news.stv.tv/highlands-is...

Presale Coral tickets purchased.

The mournful ghost of Charles Hawtrey

Police stop an Ambulance with flashing lights so a VIP can pass. One video that shows everything wrong with the UK. We need to stop letting the rich piss all over us.

Untie The Children, more like, fucking nonce

I often get people saying they love my cat sofas but their cat wouldn’t use one. People know their own cats obviously so I’m not disagreeing. But I’ve always assumed that if a cat likes to sit in boxes, that they would like a cosy comfy “box” ie a cat sofa. What do you think?

Superb

Lauren Laverne killing it this morning #BBC6Music

Happy birthday @harrymcnally.bsky.social hope that NBD is doing a cake run later.

I want one.

You’ve started a trend @bsrg1.bsky.social

Have a listen of this @harrymcnally.bsky.social it will get you in the holiday mood and take your mind off your loss.

Hydration break in the garden listening to this.

She’s just snacked on a succulent fly.

[email protected] made a video for Leave It in the Past in Birkenhead Market—an ode to one of our favourite places. m.youtube.com/watch?v=W_vg...

RIP, another part of my childhood gone. Will wear a kaftan this evening in her memory.

Random: you throw like a girl The girl:

Dangerous bastard, needs locking up for longer.

Well, what can we expect from a party that wants YOU to lose all your rights at work? Nigel Farage’s Reform MP Sarah Pochin bankrolled by waste boss who did jail time over worker crush death www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Miss Ruby has had a busy morning.

Binged series 2 of The Chestnut Man last night @bsrg1.bsky.social @blumphy.bsky.social excellent.

Let’s get rid

“Time for my lunch, jump to it minion”.

Was enjoying past Glastonbury appearances on BBC2 then Florence comes on murdering Candi Staton. #no need #toilet break

Special delivery.

Leeds types, what is Rawson like? My niece is relocating for work and looking at houses round there.

Our boiler has finally died. Cold showers all round, at least the timing is bearable. Guy coming round to quote for new one next week *tightens belt*

Yaxley lennon, Farage and the rest of the Hitler youth will be along imminently demanding cold rage on the streets im sure.

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All going off in NB today apparently.

*Arrives home after 8 hours of free bar in remarkably good fettle* house is still like a furnace.

Court lifts anonymity order on 13 men charged alongside man accused of drugging and raping wife www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... Guaranteed that Farage won’t be asking for his nationality and visa status, nor will he demand “cold rage”. Protecter of Women my arse

My brother g gf S just sent me this @bsrg1.bsky.social

No thank you. Not even if he wears his leotard.

Sue them to kingdom come.