And rest

Dickheads who cant use the self service pumps at Go petrol ststions

You can all stop moaning now . Its cool and cloudy out

Right . Her snoring like an express train and Ralph banging on the door downstairs means im hardly in the mood for getting up

Did he have a tip off ?

Michaela’s beaver ?

Ralphs been round the woods in Arrowe Park . Enjoyed every minute of it . Scamping about in the shade . So did Ralph

A lot cooler tonight .

Just been reminded “We “ are going to Chester races on Sat . Moan

Just met Tranmeres new manager

Tinks on 20 x 200m Freestyle this morning .

We go again

Right . Time to roll up the awning , tidy up and water the plants . Tomorrow brings 7m of wet concrete in a boiling hot field and a sweaty labourer puffing and panting . Plus they are digging up half of Oxton for road works . Moan

Tinks back to her flat as shes swimming at 5:30am tomorrow . The cupboards have been raided for grub .

Roche Ferre

Ralphs been telling me he wants something ? So ive followed him into the hall and hes barking at his harness and lead . Obviously wants to go for a walk . Bit hot though

Well at least Salford City came runners up in the Youth Cup final

@atw1062.bsky.social Surplus wind ? Must be your idea ?

May I suggest buggering off the Easter Monday bank holiday and the May Day one ? Its freezing and pissing down . And giving us all a three day Whit one .

God help my big fat sweaty labourer tomorrow . 26 degrees concreting in a field

The awning is a masterstroke

This is ace . Im pretending im in my bar in Spain

And we are off

Corrrr what a scorcher . This is ace

The last time anyone from Sunderland was in Europe was D Day

Keeping Ralph cool

I know the club has been here longer than I have owned the house . But I could just do without Tranmere Rovers blasting out cheesy 90s pop music at 8:30 on a Sunday morning .

Its glorious ! Hurrah

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Home , trumping lager and Nick Drake . The sun is out and life is ace

Corrrr

Phwoarrrrr its a scorcher

Timperley at home

Oi BBC ! Its 19 degrees and cloudy here . Is it safe to go out ?

Madrids very own Tranmere Rovers . Well sort of ?

Finally after 8 months. I can utter the words “ Its glorious “

Aint Women great ?

Im going inside as its bloomin freezing . Wheres this heat ?

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Thank the lord that day is over

Ralphs been the park , went missing for a bit , not that bothered as he always comes back . Found him getting his tubby tickled by some kids from the 6th Form college . The absolute rascal

Good morning . Tink messaged at 4:52 to tell me shes off to her first early morning swim for City of Liverpool in a year or so ? Im off to Tranmere’s training ground to avoid being run over by my trusty dumper driving assistant . Off to watch so German jingly jangly indie pop tonight .

Switches on News . Chris Mason sat there like a Goth whos just been told the offie has ran out of Monster .