Do I not fancy an afternoon of dreadful football this afternoon

The Block & Mesh fencing is down in Grange Rd Precinct folks . Go and feast your eyes on Birkenheads £12 million ( and counting) very own yellow brick rd . Just down look up at the boarded up shops and aggressive baghead beggars .

My olives have shrivelled

Today Watch England lose the test Go the bank in Birkenhead to deposit a cheque Sit in the drizzle watching mind numbingly shite fourth division football .

England and Tranmere Rovers today . Should just stay in bed

Oh do fuck off on here with your Yank trending shite . I dont give two fucks about your politics . Its the greatest sporting event ever . #Theashes

Should I bring a big bag of wood in from the garage , crate of trumping lager and ready myself for the #Ashes

Three hours till Australia's tail end put on 300 and Crawley is out for 26

Ralph and little Ralph

Bbc4 pop pickers

Nick Drake another Indian rock star like Sir Cliff

Inside No 9 anyone ?

So you have AI and like it or hate it ? Its a musical time machine . So whos long gone singing something new ? Boy with the arab strap ... Frank Sinatra

This is why I dont like David Bowie

Modern Romance everything Certain Ratio could of been if Tony Wilson hadnt made them wear shorts

So Ralphs been out all day and had four poos . But hes farting in front of the fire . Do I ? Take him out round the block for a Wilfred Hyde White ? Pick him up , point his arse out of the patio window and play him like a set of bagpipes ?

Once spoke to Bobby Womack on the Vicky Lodge pub phone

Fresh from murdering The Only way is up . #totp

When your in love with a chick with no draws on #totp

Fuck me you wouldnt want to fight Showaddywaddy in a barroom brawl . Rock hard . Rock & roll hard even

Sir Cliff doing Billy Joel .. not like that you deviants

Phwoar Sir Cliff

I had those shoes .

Funky as fuck #Totp

Chris Evans with his legal advent calendar

Nice hair , shit song

Fires on , Derek Roses on , Totp on , trumping lager on .

Unliving Doll #totp

Fewer St Georges cross flags in Perth than Little Sutton

Watching the #ashes on iplayer 19 hours after the event . Still shouting Fuck off Crawley like some dreadful tellyclapper

There appears to be a female Eric Alper on here ?

Worked like an absolute Trojan this week . Oak garages in the frost , laminate flooring ,skirting board in a wonky room ( not me ), 80k steps with my furry chum in the cold . Tinks dropped me off for a pint and the fires blazing . I just want to go home and watch the Wilson in ours

Don't tell Ralph

@atw1062.bsky.social Burp

Australia 83-6 and England through to the bowlers. Opportunity for Crawley to get two ducks in a day.

Oh you of little faith #Ashes

Oh England

Right . The Wilson awaits #theashes

Rock Hudson wearing some incredible menswear over on Bbc4

Good lord I needed this .

Any shit kicking , ho downing , hillybilly Country & Western fans want 2 free tickets for Nashville at Heart at the Liverpool Olympia tonight ? Dont ask

Put the heating on and an extra blanket on his bed . Ralph feels the cold . Ralphs currently in the garden looking for a mouse he's been trying to murder all week .

My sweaty but trusty assistant is on his first driving lesson about now . Might be a good idea to stay off the roads near Bruce Foxton ?

Might go to bed and get up for #theAshes ?

Morning all .

Bluesky . Well done our Scottish cousins on your win tonight . Ruddy marvellous X . Boo the devils in skirts have qualified , hope they lose every game in America Facebook . Anyone seen a black cat thats lost in Canada ?