you’ve been very good this week, so here’s a Juergen Teller photograph of Björk eating squid ink pasta in 2007

Wait a second... if we're all here... WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY?!?!?!?

Why's it called a crack in the fuselage and not an airline fracture?

A simple message that speaks volumes about the Denmark UK relationship. Strangely moving.

I just saw a good suggestion - Greenland should rename itself Epstein Island and that would mean he would never mention it again.

Brooklyn Beckham: mum, I’m just off to the gym. Posh Spice:

She is the best of us. God, l'd sign a petition in BLOOD.

In case you needed to see something NOT terrible tonight, we millennials will get to relive Cool Runnings as grown-ups!

er, I think I'll stick to Razzle thanks.

This is great news. Some of my favourite bike rides over the past few years have been following the routes recommended by Jack in his books. Also, there is so much information in them about the areas you are visiting, and crucially what the best pubs are en route.

Can we all please stop arguing about the Orange leader and Greenland etc and instead focus on the important debates - like is Omloop Het Nieuwsblad the start of the cycling season, what is the best Belgian beer and is it ok to have a cappucino after 11am.

You shouldn’t wish your life away but …

In the late 1920s my grandparents would bike to the Isle of Wight from North London after finishing work on a Saturday, and come back for work on Monday morning .

PHOTO OF THE DAY. Louis Armstrong performing for his wife at the Great Sphinx of Giza (1961). 📷 Bettmann/Corbis

"A gap in the wall (2)" Painting by Peter Brook RBA.

I can’t believe she said that bsky.app/profile/by19...

This photo has made my day, after what Kenny went through with Hillsborough and what he did for the team and the city afterwards I will never not enjoy seeing him laugh.

utterly fuckin gutted tbh

Football's BEST VAR Moments

Ireland:

I love Danes ❤️

Say what you will about Hitler, at least he knew which countries he was invading.

One day, the politics and the rage will stop being the center of our universe. We’ll finally move past this era of fascist tyranny and get back to a life where a bike ride on a sunny morning is the most important thing on the agenda. It has to happen. Anything else is unacceptable.

@imcmillan.bsky.social happy birthday, I hope you have a splendid day Ian. Cheers.

@car37lon2cas.bsky.social happy birthday old bean. I hope you have a splendid day.

I wonder who’s going around atm picking up trophies that don’t belong to him? It’s a puzzler.

I feel like someone should have told me about Tumi Mogorosi a loooong time ago. Spectacular ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUY7...

So, this is what Jurgen Klopp is up to now.

How will we know if he's been suspended from Parliament?

The orange leader has really achieved something, when I see pictures of T shirts saying "is he dead yet" and people on here posting similar we all know exactly who they are talking about. Let's say 15 years ago if someone had simply said "is he dead yet" the answer would probably have been "who?"

NEWS! Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix "broken Middle-earth"

Breaking news, this is the latest picture of the new UK Chinese embassy.

😂 From Viz

I will raise a Kwak to them later this evening

Trying to write a book but all I can think about is what posh spice might have done during her son’s first dance

bowie's scream gets me every time

Letter in Times today

Inaugural meeting of The Board of Peace

My daughter's relationship with her boyfriend is reaching the point where they may say they're getting engaged. I think as well as the usual stuff about my wife buying a hat I think it's going to be appropriate to provide a written undertaking for me not to do any twerking during their first dance

'I WANTS IT'

"Fish and Chips", 2015, Oil on Board, 30 × 27 cm. (Private Collection) By John Woodward Lines (British Artist, born 1938)

Most of the people complaining couldn't find the Davros Islands on a map.

We have made the decision to formally close our X social media account. Once a vibrant platform to promote the interests of authors, we feel X is no longer a trusted place for balance, community support, and reliable information.

I once missed a train because, sat in the station cafe, I wanted to mock a friend's new haircut online and couldn't decide between "hairlarious" or "hilhairious"

Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding

Right now, all over Britain, drunk robins are dismantling the system and making up their own rules.

Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.