Nicola
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Kellalena
1 day ago
Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was googling everything you said.
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I have compiled all of the birthday cake photos I can find and today there is a new cake
about 12 hours ago
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Aside from the actual point of this post, I'd like to see a Venn diagram of people who have / had a drive full of illegally downloaded music and people who boycott Spotify for not paying artists enough.
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about 17 hours ago
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Weepy at the end of Deadloch 2 because I don't think they will make any more and I love these characters so much.
about 17 hours ago
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McSweeney's
1 day ago
It's the great Nick Hornby's birthday today, so no better time to trot out this classic list of his from his archives. And check out the sale on all his books in our store!
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Eight Excuses I Have Told My Son to Use for His Failure to Hand in English Homework, Excuses I Have Learned are Acceptable During a Thirty-Year Career in Journalism, Books, and Film
“Thanks for the homework task. I think there’s something in there, but at the moment it feels a bit vague and undercooked. What I suggest is that you go away...
https://buff.ly/wLOBAWF
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Angus Main
about 20 hours ago
DO YOU EAT I P C L E U B M O S X IF NOT * * * * * YOU SHOULD THEY ARE **** DELICIOUS ****
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Jack Kessler
3 days ago
I don't want to be an activist. But then my synagogue — the place where I have personally thrown teenage temper tantrums, where my mom volunteers and my dad was chairman (the man can’t read Hebrew but likes to be involved) — was attacked.
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I don't want to be an activist
But then my synagogue was attacked
https://www.linestotake.com/p/i-dont-want-to-be-an-activist-finchley-reform-synagogue-antisemitism
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Ben Stanley
3 days ago
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
More and more, I am actively looking forward to the whole rotten charade being a hideous calamity. Who knows, then something might even change.
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Ticket to ride? Fifa premium makes this the World Cup that actively hates you | Jonathan Liew
The $95 bus trip to Foxborough highlights a tournament unique in modern times – one that ultimately makes no secret of its disdain for the paying public
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/apr/16/ticket-to-ride-america-2026-world-cup-actively-hates-you
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Oh sure I can work from home effectively *Sits in front of washing machine for 5 minutes to watch laundry pod stuck in door seal dissolve*
3 days ago
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mr potato
4 days ago
me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole
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Me returning the hire vehicle after driving to Prague and back
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5 days ago
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Apps be like: "but your push notifications are off??!! I am uncomfortable when we are not about me"
5 days ago
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Rob
5 days ago
More of this, please. Pour it on from now, make it obvious to the public, use it to justify tough decisions.
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Someone just replied to my email with a video link instead of a written reply.
5 days ago
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Any journalists want an e-commerce retailer's perspective on the absolute shambles that has been Royal Mail & Parcelforce merger? They've been so, so, so absolutely awful that my Mail Order manager has wasted days and days of time trying to get our account re-set up, completely unable to get
5 days ago
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"Price drop"
5 days ago
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Mum we're on the telly
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5 days ago
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I've just watched Palm Springs again and I declare it to be my most preferred film from the last number of years since its release. An ideal mix of fun and romance. And probably the only film since I had kids that I've watched 4 times.
6 days ago
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I am home from driving through France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Czechia and back, and what I will say is that the English motorways are plagued by a very sad lack of discipline by comparison.
6 days ago
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Carefully replying to every post I come across with "I have no interest in or knowledge of this topic" to make sure I have had my say.
7 days ago
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Mhairi McFarlane
9 days ago
Writing a detective who’s mediocre at his job but has solid mental health and achieved a good work-life balance
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Time for more Charlie's Angels, evidently
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9 days ago
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This well travelled cabbage has been to Belgium, Germany, Czechia and back to Germany within the last week and a half. Might take a photo of it in the Netherlands tomorrow before finishing it off in Belgium.
9 days ago
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Not a single post-kebab Easter lamb cake with Paprika pringles amongst this lot. Disappointing.
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13 days ago
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Mhairi McFarlane
13 days ago
Roast beef for dinner and now the Peaky Blinders film. The lifestyle that so-called liberals want to ban
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Instead of blocking people on here I'm considering curating my timeline by replying "oh do fuck off I don't care" to everyone who bangs on about how they've curated their timeline by blocking people who are rude to them or smell wrong or what have you.
15 days ago
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River beast
15 days ago
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Oh please give him (me) a cake
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15 days ago
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Yeah no I'm gonna need to talk to him on the phone
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16 days ago
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My timeline today has just been a series of people finding out a tortoise is either dead or not dead depending on whether they are keeping up.
17 days ago
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Dropped Mike
almost 2 years ago
[first therapy session] me: *sobbing* I don’t think I can do this patient: it’ll be okay
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My "AI didn't write my book" t-shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt
18 days ago
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What happened here?
19 days ago
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Dinant is like a looksmaxing Arundel.
21 days ago
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Twlldun
22 days ago
Because of woke
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Dr Jamiebear 🏳️🌈
21 days ago
Signed.
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Are we sure this isn't a Toby Jones origin story?
23 days ago
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Gross. The depth of the ocean fills me with horror. Do not click.
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23 days ago
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Well obviously that situation is all resolved so I suppose the "now" picture could be the EU passport I got as a direct consequence of watching JoMo banging on at an anti Brexit march
25 days ago
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I hate it when you get all made up and have a lovely dinner out and get tipsy and then remember that it's fucking Tuesday and you're going to have a terrible day tomorrow but first you have to scrape your face raw getting your beautiful eye makeup off.
25 days ago
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Twlldun
25 days ago
I was - to be clear - quite quite wrong
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I knew a town cryer and I suppose it's a great outlet for the loudest and most self congratulating person you know but if you think about it do you actually want that person to have that outlet?
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25 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
27 days ago
when I see a bad take: [this person follows me]: oh man, they must be having a rough time, best to give grace. [this person doesn’t follow me]: what a credulous dipshit, a stupid loser who believes idiotic things
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Hannah
27 days ago
Ghost
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Chris Weston
27 days ago
Evergreen post
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This is 100% the way I would describe how I'm doing at my job.
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27 days ago
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Daniel Sugarman
27 days ago
9) Here is the Hatozla NW Website. The loss of four ambulances will have a significant effect on their ability to operate. If you're able to donate something - anything - please consider it -
hatzolanw.org
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Hatzola NW
Hatzola North West - Emergency Ambulance Service
https://hatzolanw.org
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Wtf is going on in this ad, why has someone spent money on making me see this over and again? Why is a person with a woman's leg and a man's belly wearing half shorts half leggings and calling it women's trousers?
27 days ago
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Tfw you still have a tourist industry but really really don't want one
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28 days ago
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Feminist Proper Gander
28 days ago
i guess now if you bring a 10 oz shampoo they'll just shoot you
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