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TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BOOT SPACE DAMN YOUR EYES

Harry Cole here, suggesting that because someone in Utah shot Charlie Kirk 3 weeks ago, Keir Starmer shouldn’t be nasty about Nigel Farage in the U.K.

Does anyone know much about car leasing (through a business)? All information and advice gratefully received if so!

my partner unsubscribed from the Your Party mailing list, and was invited to choose from a list of reasons. one of the options was "no longer relevant", which seems painfully apropos

Seconded.

Some days it feels like most of my job consists of adding more jobs to my job list

Working on a review of school meal provision (for reasons) and came across this splendid advice for parents. An actual human being sat down and wrote that and then thought "ah yes! this is excellent advice for parents!"

Google's web crawling is currently so aggressive that I have to choose between Google being allowed to index my site and actual customers being able to access it.

If I was Wanda I'd be more embarrassed about my relationship with ChatGPT

tempt them back to room with banana

That's a Snape wig, change my mind

I've done that thing where I've started to come out of an illness that has completely floored me so I've used a mountain of energy cleaning the house and sorting the garden because I couldn't stand the mess any more and now I'm dead again

I thought this said "killing the Welsh"

We watched Spiderman Homecoming today and the most unrealistic thing about it was the AI chat function of the suit actually being helpful and informative.

I have 3 tickets to see Sleeper tomorrow night in Brighton and won't be able to go - HMU if you're interested.

You can of course choose to both rid yourselves of FOM and of work visas. In which case you will die of cancer.

Graceland or the Best of Don Williams

Why are Pomeranians always so happy. Have they not seen the news

Just seems a bit like everyone involved could have benefited on doing some basic checks on everyone else involved.

I’ve started doing quite a bit of research on ADHD coping mechanisms for staying focussed, and discovered that the fastest steam train was the LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard, which achieved a speed of 126 mph (203 km/h) on July 3, 1938.

Today I promised I'd have done by Tuesday a list of jobs I've been putting off for months, which could take me any amount of time even assuming I actually begin.

Homage to Fred West?

There hasn't been any ice in Ice Road 2 yet but (don't read on if avoiding spoilers) 73 year old Liam Neeson has already taken on the entire mafia in a country he's visiting for the first time.

"Where we're going, we don't need MPs". True, to be fair.

I want the smallest factions you've got No, these are too small

Uncle Fester's Easterpig farm?

Interested? In this? I am not just interested, I am utterly fucking intrigued.

Another example of

Roadworks will tear us apart, again

I finally caved and clicked on some of these Meta AI prompts and every time the answer is basically "hmmmm... I don't really know but I'm happy to speculate".

If I *had* to market my inexplicably designed comedy clown glasses by modelling them, I would, I hope, get my comedy clown hair sorted out first.

Why would they believe that? Their problem has been that the consensus that racism is bad created a social cost for them. They hd to be careful whom they spoke to; a reputation for racism could be ruinous. Even in my lifetime that wasn’t always true. People worked hard to build that consensus. /3

TLDR: Make racism shameful again. While you’re at it add fascism too.

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

It doesn't even scan but this has given me a Peace Train earworm that doesn't work at all with Cheesecake Boat. But we should all get on board the cheesecake boat anyway Yes, cheese cake holy roller Everyone jump on the cheese cake Ooh-ah, ee-ah, ooh-ah Come on the cheese cake

What I would say is that a fucking lot of people who should know better are still responding to and sharing clickbait without considering even for a second whether it might not be true.

You accept Must the Frog

Thought process while watching reels: 1. What the fuck are you doing 2. What the fuck was the point of that 3. Why do I keep fucking watching these Loop as required.

Did you, a taxpayer, have to share the alert with fish?

We were all in the sea when the alert went off so none of us heard it and we're all dead now, thanks for nothing.

I've just updated the calendar with a whole school year of PE lessons, inset days and holidays and felt really pleased with myself and then I looked at the calendar full of PE lessons, school holidays and inset days and holidays and felt entirely dejected.

"Do you need to turn the power off?" was not the right question to ask the engineers working on the fire alarm system. Should have asked "are you going to turn it off with no warning before I've saved all my open notepad files?"

"...you may be entitled to compensation"

Bluesky is shrinking rather than growing. It has no source of revenue. If it doesn’t grow, *it will die*. Constantly making it unwelcoming, saying who you don’t want here, setting rules for what other sites people should and shouldn’t use, and the like, will kill it quicker.

"Amenable to lobbying" by being put on a list of traitors by the self-appointed fucken Gauleiter of Bluesky, Jesus Christ

yeah I guess you could say I'm a bit of a "Disney adult" (seeks to murder women who are younger and hotter than me)

Why does the Croatian Prime Minister, the largest Prime Minister, not simply eat the other Prime Ministers?

Hey there! I am using WhatsApp. His eyes seemed to say.