Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was googling everything you said.

I have compiled all of the birthday cake photos I can find and today there is a new cake

Aside from the actual point of this post, I'd like to see a Venn diagram of people who have / had a drive full of illegally downloaded music and people who boycott Spotify for not paying artists enough.

Weepy at the end of Deadloch 2 because I don't think they will make any more and I love these characters so much.

It's the great Nick Hornby's birthday today, so no better time to trot out this classic list of his from his archives. And check out the sale on all his books in our store!

DO YOU EAT I P C L E U B M O S X IF NOT * * * * * YOU SHOULD THEY ARE **** DELICIOUS ****

I don't want to be an activist. But then my synagogue — the place where I have personally thrown teenage temper tantrums, where my mom volunteers and my dad was chairman (the man can’t read Hebrew but likes to be involved) — was attacked.

www.theguardian.com/football/202... More and more, I am actively looking forward to the whole rotten charade being a hideous calamity. Who knows, then something might even change.

Oh sure I can work from home effectively *Sits in front of washing machine for 5 minutes to watch laundry pod stuck in door seal dissolve*

me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

Me returning the hire vehicle after driving to Prague and back

Apps be like: "but your push notifications are off??!! I am uncomfortable when we are not about me"

More of this, please. Pour it on from now, make it obvious to the public, use it to justify tough decisions.

Someone just replied to my email with a video link instead of a written reply.

Any journalists want an e-commerce retailer's perspective on the absolute shambles that has been Royal Mail & Parcelforce merger? They've been so, so, so absolutely awful that my Mail Order manager has wasted days and days of time trying to get our account re-set up, completely unable to get

"Price drop"

Mum we're on the telly

I've just watched Palm Springs again and I declare it to be my most preferred film from the last number of years since its release. An ideal mix of fun and romance. And probably the only film since I had kids that I've watched 4 times.

I am home from driving through France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Czechia and back, and what I will say is that the English motorways are plagued by a very sad lack of discipline by comparison.

Carefully replying to every post I come across with "I have no interest in or knowledge of this topic" to make sure I have had my say.

Writing a detective who’s mediocre at his job but has solid mental health and achieved a good work-life balance

Time for more Charlie's Angels, evidently

This well travelled cabbage has been to Belgium, Germany, Czechia and back to Germany within the last week and a half. Might take a photo of it in the Netherlands tomorrow before finishing it off in Belgium.

Not a single post-kebab Easter lamb cake with Paprika pringles amongst this lot. Disappointing.

Roast beef for dinner and now the Peaky Blinders film. The lifestyle that so-called liberals want to ban

Instead of blocking people on here I'm considering curating my timeline by replying "oh do fuck off I don't care" to everyone who bangs on about how they've curated their timeline by blocking people who are rude to them or smell wrong or what have you.

River beast

Oh please give him (me) a cake

Yeah no I'm gonna need to talk to him on the phone

My timeline today has just been a series of people finding out a tortoise is either dead or not dead depending on whether they are keeping up.

[first therapy session] me: *sobbing* I don’t think I can do this patient: it’ll be okay

My "AI didn't write my book" t-shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt

What happened here?

Dinant is like a looksmaxing Arundel.

Because of woke

Signed.

Are we sure this isn't a Toby Jones origin story?

Gross. The depth of the ocean fills me with horror. Do not click.

Well obviously that situation is all resolved so I suppose the "now" picture could be the EU passport I got as a direct consequence of watching JoMo banging on at an anti Brexit march

I hate it when you get all made up and have a lovely dinner out and get tipsy and then remember that it's fucking Tuesday and you're going to have a terrible day tomorrow but first you have to scrape your face raw getting your beautiful eye makeup off.

I was - to be clear - quite quite wrong

I knew a town cryer and I suppose it's a great outlet for the loudest and most self congratulating person you know but if you think about it do you actually want that person to have that outlet?

when I see a bad take: [this person follows me]: oh man, they must be having a rough time, best to give grace. [this person doesn’t follow me]: what a credulous dipshit, a stupid loser who believes idiotic things

Ghost

Evergreen post

This is 100% the way I would describe how I'm doing at my job.

9) Here is the Hatozla NW Website. The loss of four ambulances will have a significant effect on their ability to operate. If you're able to donate something - anything - please consider it - hatzolanw.org Thank you. Thread ends.

Wtf is going on in this ad, why has someone spent money on making me see this over and again? Why is a person with a woman's leg and a man's belly wearing half shorts half leggings and calling it women's trousers?

Tfw you still have a tourist industry but really really don't want one

i guess now if you bring a 10 oz shampoo they'll just shoot you