a proper treat

you say it best, when you say nothing at all.

you can't do anything these days

black sky thinking

Don’t let them move the goal posts.

At least they’ve got a physical presence on the high street.

new year new you? no that was January

New print at @atomgallery Feb 21 – March 14. Trainspotters T30 (curated by @grow_up_art_). Periodic Table of Swearing: The Scottish Field Report. Created for the 30th anniversary of Trainspotting. Featuring “Doss Cunt”, “Fuck Yis Aww”, “Some Cunt Of A Bawbag” and more. 10% to @bigissueuk.

support british farming

your call is valuable to us, oh yeah? fucking answer it then

breath contrast imaging

from a recent Private Eye

Keep it chilled yeah

‘In times of global shit collapse, little craft projects like this can really help you hold it all together’

Is it brown Monday yet? #fuckmondays

Goodbye weekend

New year, new look

Time to get that dream kitchen on the go, always start with a test pot

You taken that jumper back yet?

That difficult time between Christmas and new year…

boil 'em eat 'em

had any invites yet?

chill out mate, it's only some carols yeah?

goose bauble?

children are the future

stick to religion yeah?

back in the day when Christmas was Chrismtas

DOG SHIT BAG BAUBLE - NEW FOR 2025 Hand-painted, glossy as fuck, sealed in a biodegradable bag and tied off with a little zip tie. Shit in a bag in a bag. Limited run. When they’re gone they’re gone yeah? Link in bio. A FUKNÄK object from the House of Toss.

heard any yet?

obviously it isn’t going to snow, but is too early to start asking the question?

get in there while you can

doge-enomics