easy mistake

Finally, a credible plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz

Introducing the UK Swear Map with the University of Sheffield! Help us map regional swearing—add your unique voice to the project. Share your local words and see the nation’s swear landscape come alive. Contribute now: tinyurl.com/swearmap

good start up idea, probably get funded

from a recent Private Eye yeah

thank fuck someone thought to try this out

people will always needs shoes fixed

Contemporary archaeology joke from @moderntoss.bsky.social in the current @privateeyenews.bsky.social

lower emissions than getting them delivered

McCloud's got a lot to answer for

why some people prefer winter

know your limits

The end

Pt3

Pt 2

Hang on, Tony says he needs another piss #artemis #nasa

lot of words in this one, see if you can get to the end of it without checking some shit on your phone. #aprilfoolsday

he's only trying to make some friends

Space argument football voiced by Mackenzie Crook and Paul Kaye from 2005 #smallprophets

what cunt invented this?

Complaint house part 3: A worrying development...

Alan at the barbecue. 2004.

cheers sportsmoat (no longer works for Spurs fans)

beautiful hand painted Gerry from the excellent rundmbvinyl, if you want it sitting on your mantelpiece dm us for details yeah

Spring has dropped, the shitbags remain. a few prints still available in the shop. Link in bio before they disappear yeah? shop.moderntoss.com/...

Complaint House part two: There's four parts to this, it's like a box set yeah?

a proper treat