Time to get that dream kitchen on the go, always start with a test pot

You taken that jumper back yet?

That difficult time between Christmas and new year…

boil 'em eat 'em

had any invites yet?

chill out mate, it's only some carols yeah?

goose bauble?

children are the future

stick to religion yeah?

back in the day when Christmas was Chrismtas

DOG SHIT BAG BAUBLE - NEW FOR 2025 Hand-painted, glossy as fuck, sealed in a biodegradable bag and tied off with a little zip tie. Shit in a bag in a bag. Limited run. When they’re gone they’re gone yeah? Link in bio. A FUKNÄK object from the House of Toss.

heard any yet?

obviously it isn’t going to snow, but is too early to start asking the question?

get in there while you can

doge-enomics

don't even need to know their names

rewilding the pavement

Standing 15cm tall in his finest lilac suit and white roll-neck, Gerry comes from the Cheese & Wine series. Sculpted by 3D master Kibooki and hand-painted in rich enamel. Each one is slightly different - with the charm of an old Victorian toy which might once have been painted in lead.

Standing 15cm tall in his finest lilac suit and white roll-neck, Gerry comes from the Cheese & Wine series. Sculpted by 3D master Kibooki, and hand-painted in rich enamel. Each one is slightly different - with the charm of an old Victorian toy which might once have been painted in lead.

olympic game player

Get ready to bag some seriously good shit yeah. Use FUCKITFRIDAY code to get 20% off products in the FUCKITFRIDAY collection with a £10 minimum spend. Cheers.

THE FLY ON THE WALL Lord of the unseen. 12cm of Jesmonite, hand-painted in enamel and ready to hang straight off a nail you bang into your wall. Each one slightly different, yeah. Sent out in its own FUKNÄK box, straight from the House of Toss. Shop link in bio.

Beware the awkward cunt - they walk among us.

CHEERS SHEFFIELD 🙌 What a laugh, thanks to everyone who came, laughed, swore, and shoved tokens in our dirty machines. See you ‘round yeah?👏

Big week for productivity. Last 4 days of our Sheffield exhibition come on down tickets available on the door linktr.ee/moderntoss...

happy halloween

Our table is organised into Heavy metals. Light gasses. And right down here… the Pissed Up group. Handle with care… experience yourself this weekend , get booked up for our exhibition in Sheffield…. @themoor

Our table is organised into Heavy metals. Light gasses. And right down here… the Pissed Up group. Handle with care… experience yourself this weekend , get booked up for Sheffield @ the moor.

Should Prince Andrew be stripped of his right to use Toilet Swan on his royal shitter? On display now in Sheffield.

Drive-By Abuser delivers a token-activated observation about someone wearing a new coat. Because it’s cold. Well, it is in Sheffield.

Drive-By Abuser delivers a token-activated observation about someone wearing a new coat. Because it’s cold. Well, it is in Sheffield.

Bit late posting this. Couldn’t be fucked to get it up any quicker. #fuckmondays

Portrait booth is up and running today come and get your one done tickets available on the door today till 6pm yeah. Cheers

For the first time ever, behold the soaring elegance of ‘Fly of the Valkyries’ – a new operatic automaton from Modern Toss, making its debut at our Sheffield exhibition. OPEN NOW! Got your ticket yet? Sort yourself out on bio, cheers...

For the first time ever, behold the soaring elegance of ‘Fly of the Valkyries’ – a new operatic automaton from Modern Toss, making its debut at our Sheffield exhibition. OPEN NOW! Got your ticket yet? Sort yourself out on bio, cheers.

get some tickets for weekend yeah www.eventbrite.co.uk...

Sheffield, it’s your turn. Modern Toss 21st Anniversary Exhibition opens Friday. Book tickets in bio yeah?

you'll blow it if you try and say something you'll blow it if you try and say something

someone's got to make a standsomeone's got to make a stand