The best thing about spending two weeks in China is the social media detox that is forced on you. It’s actually crazy how little I thought about or used my phone over the last two weeks. I doubt I opened my phone more than once a day other than to check the map app.

Vlaidimir Putin, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Yuri Gargarin, your boys took one hell of a beating Yet more signs that Labour are finished as a national party and that vast swathes of this land have a clear progressive majority and will reject right wing bollocks when given a proper choice. #caerphilly

In case you're wondering, yes, the Met Police will prosecute a motorcyclist for both wheels being over the line on a red light just like this. I see it so many times and rarely report it but it's definitely worth it.

Yet again an example of 2 out of 3 drivers using their mobile phone whilst driving. Remember, these are only the ones that we catch. Imagine how prevalent the actual use of mobile phones is. We only need to catch them twice in 3 years to get a ban but even being caught once is very expensive.

Sometimes it really is scary how widespread mobile phone use is amongst drivers. Thankfully, lots of cyclists run cameras and the Met has already received nearly 23,000 citizen-reports for traffic offences this year. Here are two of them that resulted in a move to prosecute.

All the car-brained idiots will claim that the drivers we catch whilst they're stationary don't actually use their phone whilst moving. They're wrong. We often see drivers on their phone whilst moving but we catch them once they're stationary.

On the extremely unlikley chance that anyone recognises this cyclist, please get them to contact me as the police have confirmed they're moving forward with a prosecution for the driver so I could use a second witness if it goes to court.

I hit a milestone today This was my 1,000th traffic offence report to the Met Police. And I've got a 78% success rate. so 780 drivers have received warning letters, points, fines and dates in court. I've been to court 15 times with two more lined up over the next 6 months. Here's to the next 1,000

I’m hearing that Jews are banned from this game for their safety. What do you mean Jewish Villa fans aren’t banned. So you mean Israelis are banned? What do you mean Israeli Villa fans aren’t banned. So you mean Maccabi fans are banned? Yes. Then cut the crap about it being Jews banned.

Emergency services? Vital public maintenance work? Nope, just some lazy painters and decorators who think they have dump their van on the pavement to save them walking a couple of extra metres.

It’s about time we put stricter speed limits on those e-bikes

Every year I say how much I love the darkness on my rides home because it makes it soooooo easy to catch phone-drivers (it does, every year over the last 3 years my Oct,Nov, Jan, and Feb are my busiest months) but sometimes you don't even need the darkness. Hello darkness, my old friend.

Our crazy road laws mean that because this idiot was extra selfish and fully parked on the pavement then they can’t be reported for the zigzag offence. A lucky escape for them…. this time.

What a pleasant surprise to see this at Bromley magistrates last week @phonekills.bsky.social

What radicalised YOU in the war on cars?

This is what radicalised me bsky.app/profile/azb2... This and the reaction of millions of my fellow citizens who tried to claim that the driver was totally correct. And the thousands of my fellow citizens who got excited at the prospect of my son being killed by a driver.

Vulnerable pedestrians have to step into a bike lane because Amazon drivers don’t care about you or your family. Also, notice how this isn’t a driveway, it’s just someone’s front garden.

This is how Merton council think they can treat cyclists. They can get away with it because who cares about cyclists? This shows that they know about this long-standing issue and refuse to act. An injury is inevitable and the payout will be more than the repair bill.

This is a first for me. Never seen a warning letter being sent out for a zigzag offence. Absolutely should have been 3 points and a fine.

This is what we call "the money shot". Why? Because it'll cost the driver a shit load of money when you add up the fine (and court costs if they're stupid enough to fight it) combined with the massively increased insurance premiums for using a mobile phone whilst driving. Worth it? I hope so.

Parking on zigzags and mounting the pavement. All to put up or take down the latest advert for McDonald’s. This could be prevented if ordinary citizens could submit this stuff quickly and simply through an app. It would massively transform our public spaces for the better.

Sometimes I’m just really grateful that I live in an area where this is what counts as “finding drugs in the playground” rather than living somewhere you get stabbed by your neighbour’s drugged up son.

You can’t park there mate. Another defeated rival of @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social. If you take on the King you better not miss or you’ll end up with two wheels in the air. And yes, that’s the driver on the left being consoled. #Bollard

5th October is definitely the latest I’ve ever seen an organised game of cricket being played in England. Absolute commitment from these lads.

Yeah, but have you ever tried NOT pulling out on cyclists? If not, I'd highly recommend trying this. It'll certainly save you money in fines and massively increased insurance premiums. And if you need to drive for your job, it might even save your job.

A selfish parent picking their child up from school decided that they are more important than the 50 kids trying to get onto the coach as well as the 30 families waiting in cars behind the stuck coach. Luckily I squeezed past on my bike.

"How was your ride today?" "Oh yeah, pretty nice. Obviously, nearly got taken out by an idiot driver, but otherwise pretty nice." It won't kill you to look, but your failure to look might kill me. (Muted because of the loud swearing)

I've been riding on these roads for the best part of 6 years. I've always seen pictures and videos of him. But never seen him myself. Until today.

Yet again a vehicle has been used as a crucial part of a terror attack. But our leaders refuse to regulate them better and build and rebuild our streets in ways to prevent this. So it will happen again. And again.

Sometimes cabbies really can be inconsiderate arseholes

Believing that Nigel Farage and his billionaire Reform funders want the best for you is like believing the stripper thinks you’re really cute.

Returning to my ever-popular Royal Mail series. So much space to deliver the item to a private residence but chose instead to park on public space and block cyclists and force them into traffic. The road wasn’t even being used so it should be torn up and converted to a bike lane. Right?

This probably is a good sign that my e-bike isn’t having a good start to the day. Not sure how that crack got there but it would appear to be the cause of that water under the screen. Off to the repair shop we go.

Centrists will always sell out their principles once in power. How many times does this rock-solid theory need to be proven correct?

Another female cyclist pays the ultimate price for a shitty council being cowards

Corbyn surrounds himself with conservative Muslim men who massage his fragile ego on foreign policy but very clearly hate vocal women? #yourparty but #notyourparty #corbyn #sultana

Bit of a 50/50 one here. With the naked eye the phone lit up was so blatant that I could read all the details of his Google Maps journey. But the camera doesn't get it. So the Met Police only issued a warning letter. Any tips from people on how to get better footage?

If needed my driving license to earn a living, I definitely wouldn't sit in traffic and use my phone. But that's just me. This guy felt differently and he's finding out the hard way.

It’s really strange that we’re constantly told that the U.K. doesn’t have free speech and we’re now a North Korean dictatorship. But we’re told this by the very same people who went on a 150,000 person march through our capital city that shut roads and attacked police. Which is it?

Aaaaaaaaand normal service has been resumed. Just a warning letter for this driver. I guess I can see why as you cannot see the phone is illuminated but the driver was clearly holding and interacting with it. Maybe I need to change my strategy on collecting evidence to get a better look.

This has to be a new record-just 15hours between submitting the report and receiving confirmation that the police are prosecuting the driver. Something must be going well at Marlowe House, considering it was submitted after 5pm and I got the report before 10am.

Bear in mind this video the next time you see people complaining about Lime bikes being strewn across the pavement. Hard to believe that psychos like this live amongst us. What a pathetic existence.

I was so close to getting the 20,000th Met police traffic offence report of the year. Still, 20,004th is still good.

The great thing about tube strikes is that it massively slows down motor traffic and increases the size of cycling groups. Making it much safer for cycling. The bad side is how busy it makes me for reporting traffic offences. I’ve already passed my single weekly total of reports.

After Royal Mail, parcel delivery drivers are the worst for illegal parking. This chap? Just parks literally in the middle of the road. Kingston Council need to put large bollards here. Bell bollards. So they will wreck any vehicle that is driven over it.

First offence should be one year ban and automatically required to pass a new driving test and second offence is a lifetime driving ban.

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That’s a Royal Mail driver blocking access to two disabled bays. Where is the driver? Who knows? They’ve blocked the disabled bays and left.

Must have been one of those bloody Lime Bikes I keep hearing so much about. If only they had a registration plate, or tax, or insurance, or needed a license. Ah well, nothing will be done about it.

How many times now have we seen bus drivers involved in serious collisions with pedestrians around Victoria Station?? It's long overdue for a serious re-think about how bus drivers and pedestrians interact in that area.