I’m at a vrbo rental and found this print of two pheasants mating ass-to-ass and immediately thought of @acesradio.bsky.social I will be taking no further questions.

“Eat shit, Seattle…You suck my balls and I’ll suck yours back! We’ll take care of each other in the wilderness of Washington! Except, right off of 71! At the state fairgrounds of Ohio! We’ll pee on the train tracks together and clean each other with drinking fountain water!” - ACES Radio Episode 217

Episode 215: “The Boy, Long may you bathe in the heterosexual sunlight of friendship, as two men who are friends so frequently do. - The Champion”

Is it Red Dead II or is it @acesradio.bsky.social ? (Dreadlocks definitely not added by me)

May Day is a great day to be a fan of workers and America’s Hardest Working Team! Up the Lads and Seize The Means!

“Just tuck the bingus in his butt, shave the cheeks, and slap a couple Da Grunts on Da Nips” - @acesradio.bsky.social 5/1/2026

Episode 15: is the headless, armless torso in the Dunkin Donuts shirt perchance a gentleman by the name of LUMBUS? I’ll hang up and take your answer off call, I mean offline, I mean off-air *coughs into the microphone* (aintnobodygottimeforthat.wav) @acesradio.bsky.social

Episode 45 (also the episode where “trash pocket” was coined): “You might not reach the bottom, but you’ll scrape the shit out of the sides.” - Morgan Again, this is a #Crew96 soccer podcast.