John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
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Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him. Editor of
@chaser.com.au
. Columnist for
@theshot.net.au
I was a victim of a random stabbing on the street in 2020 and itās still crazy to think back to that moment and the way that stranger could come up to me like that, when he should have been social distancing. Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
about 20 hours ago
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my therapist suggested I might be argumentative, stubborn and a terrible listener. the reason I say he āsuggestedā it is because I then proved him wrong in the marketplace of ideas.
about 21 hours ago
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Cashing a cheque for the first time in my life and learning that the post office now sells knock off labubus big day for me
1 day ago
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Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc
2 days ago
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excited to announce that i am going to be an intruder in the big brother house. im not part of the show, i just plan to break in.
3 days ago
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been having the worst day, but it's always worth remembering that no matter how bad things get, the universe could turn things around at any moment, or just make it somehow even worse making you look back at this time fondly in comparison
3 days ago
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we are never leaving this cycle
3 days ago
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my friend told me i should cut down on drinking white monster
3 days ago
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reposted by
John Delmenico
The Chaser
4 days ago
You can read this article and many more from throughout the year by grabbing a copy of The Chaser Annual 2025:
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*A team not from Victoria wins the AFL grand final* The AFL: 'We must change how the finals work'
4 days ago
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guy selling silly straws: "In my unbiased opinion, it is important for our national security that everyone starts drinking from silly straws"
6 days ago
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Wow unfollowing now. Was a big fan of their comedy festival, had no idea they would associate with Mr Beast.
7 days ago
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Scott Morrison must be feeling pretty good atm considering that just a few years ago he was the most hated political leader in australian history, but now thanks to dutton and ley, he has dropped to the third most hated in history.
7 days ago
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article so good that the network making a canadian version of the show brought it up in their write up of what they plan to address with their version
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7 days ago
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very funny for Mr Beast to go 'no its not the Saudi blood money that made me choose there for my theme park, its because its roughly the middle of a world map'
7 days ago
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Been sick the last few days, but I opened social media and saw the most annoying and evil people are still crashing out about yesterdays result so I can at least feel better knowing theyāre going through it worse than I am
8 days ago
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The free press writer trying real hard to get a Hasan Piker interview then getting annoyed when he brings up the writerās genocide denial and the outlet branding him as a āterroristā was so weird Why do right wing media losers expect people to not bring up how evil they are?
8 days ago
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i cant believe this didnt work
9 days ago
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Free her now!!!!
9 days ago
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Andrew Cuomo confused to learn that no meant no
9 days ago
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With how hard the media and billionaires went to find dirt on Mamdani, itās impressive that the āworstā stuff they managed to find is that he calls his parentās cousin his āauntā and didnāt know the lyrics to an old song Dude must have had the most mundane life of any politician
9 days ago
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Totodile shiny hunt update:
9 days ago
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waterboard rags will be flown at half mast
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10 days ago
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reposted by
John Delmenico
The Chaser
10 days ago
"Our leaders should not be celebrating any race having the power to stop this nation.ā
chaser.com.au/sport/confus...
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Still waiting to hear her opinions on the New York mayoral race
10 days ago
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i watched the trailer and i no longer support funding the arts in australia
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14 days ago
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the kyle sandilands supanova controversy has made me aware that he is appearing in a zombie movie staring Sophie Monk and Vanilla Ice, meaning that i now know the worst movie ever made is on its way
15 days ago
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The former managing editor of the free press interviewing a random guy called āBill DeBlasioā and assuming he is former mayor āBill de Blasioā might be my favourite story this year. Chefs kiss moment for journalism.
15 days ago
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Iām more proud of this joke than I probably should be
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16 days ago
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Seeing TikTokers complain that the 4corners piece didnāt focus on pushing for a ban on men working in childcare⦠yeah maybe itās because that is not reform that any actual experts in the field are pushing for and it only serves as a distraction from the reform experts ask for?
16 days ago
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The people getting worked up about Mamdani saying āauntyā must think How I Met Your Mother is a very different show considering itās about Ted getting with āAunt Robinā
16 days ago
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reposted by
John Delmenico
yikes unfollowing. was a big fan of them doing a heist at the louvre, was not aware they were french.
18 days ago
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Chat Iām free!!!
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18 days ago
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you can tell its ai cause cuomo is keeping his hands to himself
18 days ago
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been grinding pokemon za battles so much to reach the 1000 that i am now doing them quickly based on audio cues without looking at the screen - the way the devs clearly intended
18 days ago
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part of my soul dies every time i see the matildas social media team post ai slop
18 days ago
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yikes unfollowing. was a big fan of them doing a heist at the louvre, was not aware they were french.
18 days ago
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We should bring back town shaming but for anyone who makes a ā5 ingredient recipeā which has more than 5 ingredients, they deserve to be pelted by tomatoes for their lies
19 days ago
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i wish i had whatever convinces people in the strava cult that runners high is a real thing
19 days ago
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in this version he is visited by the ghosts of victims past, present and future
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21 days ago
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I keep wanting to get back into trying streaming but then I remember my followers will likely want me to be a mainly politics streamer and that sounds like literal hell
21 days ago
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I bought Unpacking cause it looked cozy, now the diploma part has me pissed off at man we never actually see in the game.
22 days ago
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The ākeep politics out of sportā crowd are weirdly mad that a Melbourne based sports mascot didnāt want to endorse and fundraise for the IDF?
22 days ago
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guy whose last name is britain planning to make australia more australian by copying a british political party
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23 days ago
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the real reason trump was upset was that he thought he had been talking to the kfc colonel the whole time
23 days ago
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The doordash story is perfect for breaking the minds of tiktok users cause itās a situation that takes 10 seconds of nuance to think about, which is the thing social media hates most
24 days ago
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have received 6 complaint emails today from the same person 'fact-checking' this article
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24 days ago
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Hundreds of think pieces flooding in about the potential importance and geopolitical implications of the US president pointing at someone and asking āyou said bad?ā
24 days ago
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the lion does not concern himself with the witch and the wardrobe
25 days ago
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So much of the legends ZA storyline revolves around people going āthis country was rocked by terrorist attacks when some people tried destroying the world, but that was 5 years ago so weāve forgiven everyone involved and now they just chill around the cityā
26 days ago
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