I was a victim of a random stabbing on the street in 2020 and it’s still crazy to think back to that moment and the way that stranger could come up to me like that, when he should have been social distancing. Thank god there was no covid on that knife.

my therapist suggested I might be argumentative, stubborn and a terrible listener. the reason I say he ‘suggested’ it is because I then proved him wrong in the marketplace of ideas.

Cashing a cheque for the first time in my life and learning that the post office now sells knock off labubus big day for me

Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc

excited to announce that i am going to be an intruder in the big brother house. im not part of the show, i just plan to break in.

been having the worst day, but it's always worth remembering that no matter how bad things get, the universe could turn things around at any moment, or just make it somehow even worse making you look back at this time fondly in comparison

we are never leaving this cycle

my friend told me i should cut down on drinking white monster

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*A team not from Victoria wins the AFL grand final* The AFL: 'We must change how the finals work'

guy selling silly straws: "In my unbiased opinion, it is important for our national security that everyone starts drinking from silly straws"

Wow unfollowing now. Was a big fan of their comedy festival, had no idea they would associate with Mr Beast.

Scott Morrison must be feeling pretty good atm considering that just a few years ago he was the most hated political leader in australian history, but now thanks to dutton and ley, he has dropped to the third most hated in history.

article so good that the network making a canadian version of the show brought it up in their write up of what they plan to address with their version

very funny for Mr Beast to go 'no its not the Saudi blood money that made me choose there for my theme park, its because its roughly the middle of a world map'

Been sick the last few days, but I opened social media and saw the most annoying and evil people are still crashing out about yesterdays result so I can at least feel better knowing they’re going through it worse than I am

The free press writer trying real hard to get a Hasan Piker interview then getting annoyed when he brings up the writer’s genocide denial and the outlet branding him as a ‘terrorist’ was so weird Why do right wing media losers expect people to not bring up how evil they are?

i cant believe this didnt work

Free her now!!!!

Andrew Cuomo confused to learn that no meant no

With how hard the media and billionaires went to find dirt on Mamdani, it’s impressive that the ‘worst’ stuff they managed to find is that he calls his parent’s cousin his ‘aunt’ and didn’t know the lyrics to an old song Dude must have had the most mundane life of any politician

Totodile shiny hunt update:

waterboard rags will be flown at half mast

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Still waiting to hear her opinions on the New York mayoral race

i watched the trailer and i no longer support funding the arts in australia

the kyle sandilands supanova controversy has made me aware that he is appearing in a zombie movie staring Sophie Monk and Vanilla Ice, meaning that i now know the worst movie ever made is on its way

The former managing editor of the free press interviewing a random guy called ‘Bill DeBlasio’ and assuming he is former mayor ‘Bill de Blasio’ might be my favourite story this year. Chefs kiss moment for journalism.

I’m more proud of this joke than I probably should be

Seeing TikTokers complain that the 4corners piece didn’t focus on pushing for a ban on men working in childcare… yeah maybe it’s because that is not reform that any actual experts in the field are pushing for and it only serves as a distraction from the reform experts ask for?

The people getting worked up about Mamdani saying ‘aunty’ must think How I Met Your Mother is a very different show considering it’s about Ted getting with ‘Aunt Robin’

yikes unfollowing. was a big fan of them doing a heist at the louvre, was not aware they were french.

Chat I’m free!!!

you can tell its ai cause cuomo is keeping his hands to himself

been grinding pokemon za battles so much to reach the 1000 that i am now doing them quickly based on audio cues without looking at the screen - the way the devs clearly intended

part of my soul dies every time i see the matildas social media team post ai slop

yikes unfollowing. was a big fan of them doing a heist at the louvre, was not aware they were french.

We should bring back town shaming but for anyone who makes a ‘5 ingredient recipe’ which has more than 5 ingredients, they deserve to be pelted by tomatoes for their lies

i wish i had whatever convinces people in the strava cult that runners high is a real thing

in this version he is visited by the ghosts of victims past, present and future

I keep wanting to get back into trying streaming but then I remember my followers will likely want me to be a mainly politics streamer and that sounds like literal hell

I bought Unpacking cause it looked cozy, now the diploma part has me pissed off at man we never actually see in the game.

The ‘keep politics out of sport’ crowd are weirdly mad that a Melbourne based sports mascot didn’t want to endorse and fundraise for the IDF?

guy whose last name is britain planning to make australia more australian by copying a british political party

the real reason trump was upset was that he thought he had been talking to the kfc colonel the whole time

The doordash story is perfect for breaking the minds of tiktok users cause it’s a situation that takes 10 seconds of nuance to think about, which is the thing social media hates most

have received 6 complaint emails today from the same person 'fact-checking' this article

Hundreds of think pieces flooding in about the potential importance and geopolitical implications of the US president pointing at someone and asking “you said bad?”

the lion does not concern himself with the witch and the wardrobe

So much of the legends ZA storyline revolves around people going ‘this country was rocked by terrorist attacks when some people tried destroying the world, but that was 5 years ago so we’ve forgiven everyone involved and now they just chill around the city’