As a man in my 20s, when I answer ‘are you seeing anyone’ with ‘nah, I’m taking a break cause mentally I am not in a right space for that to lead to something healthy’ women respond to me the same way people talk to puppies who peed outside for the first time

Thank you mr comic books sir

Excited for the new year

Credit where credit is due, Barri Weiss swooping in and cucking Sharri Markson on the scoop interview of the year is objectively very funny Made funnier by Sky News’ tantrum article about it

Oh you read 30 books this year, well not to brag but I read hundreds of books worth of tweets on a wide range of topics. each one opening me up to a fresh new, mind numbingly stupid, perspective.

The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction

Stick Cricket ass scores

Erika Kirk seems to actually be what conservatives claim Meghan Markle is

“We shouldn’t praise people like them!” chaser.com.au/general-news...

Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power

obsessed with channel 9 not noticing that their ai slop got their own logo wrong

how it feels to launch a blue shell at your bragging sibling

Jake Paul lost, Andrew Tate lost, England lost... who needs christmas when we have weekends like this?

I am more than capable enough as a hater to hate both the player and the game

Saw the new Knives Out and doing the obligatory ‘best knives out movie yet’ post (Although I don’t think it will be as rewatchable as the original was)

Sky News slams Sarah Ferguson for daring to ask a question suggesting something that Sky News says is true

anyone who looks at their LinkedIn wrapped should be forced to walk through the town square while the rest of us yell ‘shame’ and throw tomatoes at them

the thumbnail doing a great job at showing why ending it would be a good thing

why are we banning weapons and bombs on planes? hijackings are a people problem.

I hate Australian media so much

Our thoughts are with the victims of last night's terror attack in Bondi, as well as their communities. If you can, please help out by giving blood which is desperately needed right now: app.lifeblood.com.au/XW3k/d9wncrn5

Noticing that the posts from Murdoch outlets about Ahmed El Ahmed being named as the hero who disarmed one of the terrorists don’t actually reference Ahmed’s name, just that the name is available to find…

To be confronted with this horrific act of antisemitic violence during the Jewish festival of light and hope is shattering. In moments like this, we hold each other close. We should all be able to gather with our communities, practice our culture, and worship in safety. 3/4

We are horrified and shaken in the wake of the mass shooting at a Chanukah event in Bondi this evening, which has left at least ten people dead and injured many more. This is the first night of Chanukah when we gather with loved ones and friends to light the Chanukiah. 1/4

Sending love to those in Bondi and their families, this evil attack is so unfathomably fucked up❤️

incredible things happening in the minds of men online

I see the abc is developing a new tradition of launching a scripted comedy show, have it be popular, then cancelling it just before all the ‘best Aussie shows of the year’ lists drop which will feature said now cancelled show

for the love of god I do not work for the tv show the Chase, do not email me when a question is wrong, I do not care

David Cameron at University:

becoming convinced that times person of the year is just a yearly rage bait column at this point

NEW: A leaked document shows the key group behind the teen social media ban, 36 Months, was selling a $150,000 "UNGA Event Sponsorship" in the lead-up to Australia's UN event spruiking the policy. It promised brands "influence" and "access" to heads of state. www.crikey.com.au/20...

I get asked occasionally what I think the best and worst autism representation is, to which I don’t know What I do know is ‘the predator needs to steal autism from a child to become more powerful’ is the weirdest

laying down unable to do anything in the middle of autistic burnout thinking about how in Predator (2018) the Predator comes to earth wanting to steal autism because it will evolve him into being the ultimate warrior

Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...

next they should ban men under 6ft from social media, no one wants to hear from them anyway

this article was written when the liberal party were wasting taxpayer money on flights, but feels relevant again

What if we kissed on the social media ban bridge 😳

lmao bluesky's age estimation thing was inconclusive based on a face scan, im bald and in my late 20s

whats wrong babe? you've barely touched your never ending discourse cycle

its only corruption when politicians from political parties i don't like do it, when the party i vote for does it, it's actually a politician smartly using the rules as they are written

Classic, these young players are too lazy to have a full five day work week and have been knocking off early from the first couple Ashes matches. chaser.com.au/sport/woke-a...

my theory is that the woke Australian cricket team found out just how much it upsets Piers Morgan when they beat England and it has motivated them to reach a new level

Looking forward to NDIS robo-assessments:

I finally got to destroy Gr*ce T*me in the marketplace of ideas

New @ARationalFear podcast — feat Grace Tame, @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social from @chaser.com.au, Lewis Hobba and moi: www.arationalfear.com

Accidentally booked a nicer hotel room for my weekend in Melbourne than I usually get and I fear it will make me want to always get nicer hotel rooms on future trips to this city

the man really refuses to get consent for anything huh?

'does it pass the pub test' is such a weird metric when you consider that if you asked a random drunk person at a bar about any politician they would probably just call them a fucking dickhead

logan paul not knowing that gravity works different in space and using that as his reasoning to believe the moon landing was fake kinda made my day in a way that it shouldnt have