unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

First time filling in as cohost of a serious political show and it’s wild I’m not asked to do this more often

Finally a thumbnail that shows how picturesque I truly am

Jill Biden’s secret service accidentally shooting themselves while on duty is a story that was tailor made to be sent to the Boonta Vista team over 50 times

Got Grace Tame on a political analysis podcast and explained the Afroman case to her like any serious journalist would

Me when I accidentally start drama in the group chat:

tmz encouraging people to paparazzi the politicians who went on holiday instead of fixing a crisis in america is the first real world example of a villain realising they can use their powers for good

twitter having a discourse about whether blowjobs are a demonic act designed to stop feminism gives me hope that one day we can have the old site back, a return to the pre-Elon days

sometimes watching heartbreak high they are clearly making a reference to something but i have no clue what it is so im just left wondering whether the reference is super outdated or just something extremely niche that people in sydney arts circles think is widely known in australia

Tomorrow's episode of Sunday Shot is me, editor of The Chaser John Delmenico, and Grace "difficult" Tame. We talk about WW3, the ABC, crappy reporting on autism, and freakin' Afroman. Out on YouTube at 9am

QLD police going door to door at Karaoke bars making sure no one is singing John Farnham songs

The onion should make a sickos playmat

Had an allergic reaction while recording a podcast today, nature is fighting back against men on podcasts

went on the sunday shot for the first time today, as a fun easter egg for you all, i started having an allergic reaction during the recording at some point and didnt realise until after the recording, see if you can spot when it starts hitting me

sure the artist said they plan to use all proceeds they earn to chop up bags of puppies in a giant woodchipper, but you really have to separate the art from the artist

nothing like an allergic reaction to shake up your day

Leigh Sales crossing the picket line after months of not writing any articles with a piece on the Kyle and Jackie O show is an example of someone scabbing for the love of the game

holy shit lmao one of the writers of the 'abc employees drink beer while not at work' story is the deputy editor of sky news

re-going through vaccines and autism shit because as the hansard shows apparently thats what the lnp are doing now even though no media outlet is covering it

this is true, my hair has never looked as good as it did before my last hair cut over 6 years ago

An underrated part of Sky News’ ‘abc employees caught having a $15 pint while not at work’ story is that it has a disclaimer that they didn’t actually order pints

Absolute support for all the abc strikers and their signs that remind us why journalists don’t make for good social media managers

Shout out to the union strong parents this week who had a day without school followed by a day without Bluey. Yall are the real heroes ✊

"The terrifying power of a union" chaser.com.au/general-news...

Sky News TRAITORS criticising true blue Aussies for exercising their god given right to have a crispy, ice cold pint! Simply UN-Australian and an affront to REAL AUSSIE VALUES for the so-called elite Sky News presenters to attempt to CANCEL the working class tradition of going to the PUB 🍻

if you think the union strikes are bad, just wait till you see the kinds of strikes disney will launch when they discover that the Bluey machine is temporarily on pause

If only there was a word for when a country sends troops into another country in a bid to steal their land

The ai bubble already starting to burst, man it would be so embarrassing if Australia’s top media criticism show said this week that letting ai into news rooms was inevitable and there is no point fighting against it

Political analyst bested by an ‘Australia is upside down’ joke

me watching my nephew grow up

ahh yes, the two most important stories in the world right now according to news dot com's editors: people saying that EV drivers should pay more tax and kyle sandilands' contract perks

Do people outside Canberra get the ad where Michelle Heyman says that she is good at football because she has good personal injury lawyers or is that a treat just for us?

Japan’s assistant coach is Aussie, they should be tried for treason

when i was in year three my teacher accused me of lying about my shoe size and it turned out my feet were not only bigger than hers, but bigger than multiple other teachers as they began coming to my class after lunch that day to test for themselves like it was a carnival game

the abc journalists havent sexually assaulted enough people to be allowed in

How much does LinkedIn have to cook your brain if you think young people are going to want to buy clothes based on ai generated images? That just screams that the quality of the clothes has to be so terrible you need to hide it

when people find out i studied to be a history and economics teacher they assume it helps with what i do for work now which is them massively overestimating how much economic sense or 'learning from history' government policies require

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

i cant believe America has managed to beat australia at our main export of self inflicted wounds during a defamation trial you brought

I think my favorite part of this suit is where the guy who was suing because Afroman said he fucked his wife said on the witness stand that he did not know for sure that Afroman did not fuck his wife.

Tillies fans watching South Korea vs Japan in the lead up for the final whereas I will not be doing that because ignorance is bliss and I don’t need to do that to myself 😤

Every pokemon gen discourse ends up coming down to people saying: “the games had the best pokemon and were at their most difficult when I was 8-12 years old. Now the designs are childish and the battles are too easy which has nothing to with adult me knowing paper beats rock”

“In a country where billionaires, fossil fuel companies, social media companies, & media empires avoid tax, apparently the real strain on taxpayer money is disabled people who have the nerve to want to be alive.” Disabled people don’t break the budget. Broken, greedy & corrupt systems do. #Auspol

Always love writing for the shot mainly cause they will just let me call something that’s fucked ‘fucked’ and I don’t need to dance around it like I’m talking to a child

Here’s me on the media’s constant disinformation regarding the NDIS and it’s recipients, as well as what would happen if the NDIS worked the way places like the AFR keep demanding

Here's @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social. "The media wants disabled people to be locked inside until they die"

Why are the commentators so scared to say it was a bad call, they clearly noticed there wasn’t any contact but are dancing around it?

That was an insane dive lmao

This is an extraordinary investigation that should be read by every person in the country. After receiving a scathing report last year, the government proudly handed out another $41m to 1800 RESPECT (which is run by Telstra Health). Thank you so much to Nina Funnell + everyone who spoke out.

nothing summarises disability support discourse more than someone online making up a figure for how much people use for haircuts and within 10 minutes using a made up figure thats 9x bigger