Oh ok NOW it’s time for subs?!? 🙄

No matter what happens today it’s a win if we never have to play in yankee stadium again. #Crew96

That Man City suicide back pass today is the kind of thing you only see in MLS.

Minnesota’s whole identity is “put it in the mixer”

OMG we’re going to have to put Picard in the circle of honor #Crew96

Parallel paths

That CANT be how you pronounce Bangoura

#Crew96 fans wanted Gazdag to score goals. So glad he didn’t listen and scored a goal.

Mo Farsi

10yr old me is freaking out about this Zelda Movie poster

He’s back ⚰️🧟‍♂️ #Crew96

“I don’t think either team wants to lose this game” -MLS Announcer

Long live the Open Cup

Man of the match performance from Maxim Crepeau. Guy lets in 11 goals in two games. Comes here and is a master of the dark arts. 🤷🏻‍♂️

How many injuries before Gazdag comes in? 🤔 2… 3…? 4!?!

And that’s the season folks 😔 #Crew96

Seems like #Crew96 fans reading A LOT into the Atlanta win. I’m not there yet

“The News”

Atlanta United players watching USMNT play on real grass at the Benz

Impossible for #Crew96 to lose today 🎉

If you’re fist pumping the Gio Reyna call up today you are a sick twisted freak.

I was never thinking this would be a smooth transition. It’s SUPER frustrating that Issa sold this to us as “building on what Nancy did”. This is not a natural progression. There is nothing Nancy did that translates to a flat 442.

I think Derrick Jones just made my #Crew96 all-time infamous 11

GGG against #Crew96

My day is ruined

Bangoura is a baby deer on ice skates #Crew96

If SKC would like to buy Gazdag here’s a list of things I’d accept as payment: -golf balls -chucky cheese coupons -50 bucks off my next tire rotation -bags of cement (equal to his body weight) -a cd of 100 free minutes of AOL -any amount of Schrute bucks -one month of XM radio

Congratulating themselves about something that doesn’t count is pretty much their whole identity. Very on brand.

I was really surprised by Sejdic last night. He was really calm on the ball and helped slow the game down when he came in. Better than chambost in that spot. if Andres Gomes is an upgrade in the middle we’ll be in good shape

Only two soft tissue injuries tonight #NoMoreTurfInMLS

That was his left foot 👀

The best result we could possibly get tonight is no injuries. #Crew96

Looks like we just won the offseason boys #Crew96

🤔

I wanna give credit where it’s due. #Crew96 coaching search landing on Rydstom, Courtois, and Josh Friggin Williams is just perfection. No telling where this will lead but I’m excited to go along for the ride.

😴

#Crew96 Jersey drop. I like it. Bout time we got a collar.

1. Phantogram 2. Rasputina 3. Sylvan Esso 4. Shana Cleveland 5. Tune-yards

Real ID platinum+

Oh no! You mean Jagiellonia Białystok isn’t all it’s cracked up to be?!?!

Whats a good movie to watch when you’re snowed in?

Imagine the words “only Toronto” coming out of someone’s mouth. 🥴

Oh good. A bidding war for a defender. We win these all the time 😑. #Crew96

🤔🤔🤔 #Crew96

Wait a minute…is Talking Heads the greatest American Band ever? 🤔

This is the way #Crew96