The state of Ohio bowed out completely of the NCAA Tournament in the first round. Amy Acton would never allow this to happen.

Ohio State women will be playing in their fifth consecutive national championship game. 🌰🏒

Video + Blog = Vlog #NWSLtoCBUS #Crew96

Lou Holtz, Hulk Hogan, and Chuck Norris, are all having a blast in the fifth circle of Hell.

Blue Jackets are so hot right now.

Bruce Pearl just called the transfer portal being "trickle down economics" for High Point. It's literally trickle up economics. It's created an entire farm system and the teams at the top benefit more than the ones at the bottom. Fucking moron.

Happy March Madness Quad Box Day to all those who celebrate!

I'm glad I can stop being emotionally invested in Purdue after two hours.

One for my #Crew96 folk. h/t @buckeyedinapoli.bsky.social

So NWSL comes to Columbus, do we get Jordan Angeli back?

Aliyu was sent back to Houston so naturally I have to break out this stupid shit again and wipe my ass with it:

As you can imagine, every flat cranium bozo is having a meltdown about it not being Tressel or what this means for the athletic department.

The United States is the 21st region now.

I want to stab my fucking eyes out every time I see some 404 coded asshole suggest Jim Tressel should be the next Ohio State President.

President Ted Carter resigns because of an inappropriate relationship. Color me shocked, Top Gun.

ABOLISH DST AND ICE

For the first time in a long time, I'm super uninspired as a Crew fan.

@bpmornings.bsky.social has been on fire on Twitter lately.

Fuck Kristi Noem and all that, but this administration is keen on putting incompetent loyalists in undeserving positions, so fuck us too, I guess.

Lou Holtz was a MAGA prick. The end.

3.48 xG vs 1.09 xG 2-2 #Crew96

Glad to save a point but this is a match they should have won.

Commentator really tried to give Wessam's goal to Gazdag. 😂

This match is literally going to be 90 minutes of waiting on Gazdag to do something, isn't it?

LUKAKU AT THE DEATH #ForzaNapoliSempre

I don't start working until 8 am, but I have someone blowing up my Teams on a daily basis before 7 am. Finding the nicest way to tell them to fuck off is going to be a struggle this morning.

I'm glad that five men's hockey team members declined to go to the White House today. BUT we don't know why they declined.

I have a bunch of white dudes really trying hard to explain to me how the men's USA hockey team should be able to enjoy their celebration regardless of who is in the room. Please. Fuck off.

Fucking embarrassing. Not one single player telling this fascist to go fuck off either.

The collective joy for the men’s hockey team victory lasted like an hour before they were partying with Kash Patel and FaceTiming Trump and reminding everyone what they’re all about

Legend of Zelda turned 40 years old yesterday. Probably time to start writing my will.

good news everyone, supreme court justices are beholden to their corporate benefactors over their fascist overlords

The Supreme Court:

Glad the Supreme Court found their backbone for a day. Makes sense they made the right decision because it affected their wallets and not the freedoms of the disenfranchised.

Respect to Issa Tall getting the Andrè Gomes deal done. Still would love some CB depth.

Raw tomatoes do not belong on a margherita pizza. I don't know who started this shit, but they should be in jail.

"Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff."

Napoli rescues a point despite a terrible defensive performance. I've never been more prepared for the start of the Columbus Crew season.

The Napoli backline is MLS quality. Extremely laughable at this point.

I didn't watch Inter vs Juventus yesterday, and I don't have to. If there was a dubious call that favored Inter yesterday, then good. Juventus should get fucked in every game in existence from here on out for their history of bullshit.

I attended my first Mexican wedding today. Have to say: 10/10. Good food. Good people. Didn't hear Taylor Swift once. 🙌🏻

They took Grant Wahl from us and left us with bootlicking Eric Wynalda.

"Why haven't we signed any midfield or center back talent?" Issa Tall, probably: "The DOW is over 50,000 right now."

Wow, 47 degrees outside today. Feels good to be officially done with winter.

Friends don't let friends follow trash ass MAGA "Crew News" pages. Be better.

The haters had a lot to say about how the Patriots didn't belong in the Super Bowl. Respect to the haters.

The sicko in me wants Jason Myers to win Super Bowl MVP.

The same people that need their own halftime show are the same people that needed their own water fountains.

Napoli didn't deserve to win this match. 😂