For the life of me, I cannot understand why people are still friendly to a literal fascist in Nordecke. Even liking their couples photos is a terrible fucking look to me. Y'all need to do better.

Issa failed to build a competitive roster, has lied about doing so, and now blames the coach for not doing more with a shell roster. THE CREW WAY

Austin surrendered two goals in three minutes to Kansas City in a loss. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Wilfred Nancy gets a championship medal, right?

Batshit scenes at Celtic Park.

Watching road matches used to be fun two years ago.

Allegedly, the US has reportedly refused entry visas for five key Iraqi national team players ahead of the World Cup, citing security protocols and the current political climate in the Middle East. Justin Meram is in shambles. #HatingAllSeason

You don’t get better losing Aidan Morris. You don’t get better losing Cucho. You don’t get better losing Darlington Nagbe. You damn sure don’t get better when you whiff on their replacements (if you tried to replace them at all)

Three goals given up at home in the second half to the first good team we’ve faced in awhile is a sign of SIGN A FRIGGIN CENTER BACK AFTER BEZ COMES BACK TO COLUMBUS.

No one feels like marking Yeboah. A functional CB in the winter transfer window would have been nice.

Hmm lemme just go ahead and get way too emotionally invested in the US Open Cup again

Cincinnati Reds are giving me hope and I fucking hate it. 😂😂😂

Saving this for the next time an Austin FC fan tells me to get over almost ripping the Crew away from Columbus. So probably tomorrow.

Las Vegas doesn't need even one professional team.

This team has been shit since this astroturfed tifo.

"Can someone please help that man? Call a barber." - Kierra, about Hugo Picard #Crew96

⚽️ Because one watch party isn’t enough, we have another one for you planned! The Cage is hosting a fun night with food, drinks, and music starting at 6pm tomorrow. Kickoff is 7:30pm, see you then!

Every time I'm in Toronto-Pearson:

Blue Jackets are toast. Mid table mediocrity continues.

An actual email I sent today:

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Had a Roll Tide moment.

Congrats to @alexcsprague.bsky.social for finishing 2nd in the MAGS 2025 3MT Competition last year. The things I stumble upon when I'm doing compliance checks for expense reports.

Marco Rubio: “Just because you’re born on U.S. soil doesn’t make you a citizen. Your parents must be U.S. citizens.” Deport me, bitch.

Italy is out. I'm not surprised. The player development is garbage and FIGC needs to answer for it.

Italy is going to choke this so bad.

Since when did the Montreal Canadiens start playing Take Me Home, Country Roads at the end of games? Is it Bloc West Virginia now?

Jackets win and take over second in the Metro, despite the best efforts of the refs.

Celtic are now in third with a loss today. Must be Nancy's fault.

The state of Ohio bowed out completely of the NCAA Tournament in the first round. Amy Acton would never allow this to happen.

Ohio State women will be playing in their fifth consecutive national championship game. 🌰🏒

Video + Blog = Vlog #NWSLtoCBUS #Crew96

Lou Holtz, Hulk Hogan, and Chuck Norris, are all having a blast in the fifth circle of Hell.

Blue Jackets are so hot right now.

Bruce Pearl just called the transfer portal being "trickle down economics" for High Point. It's literally trickle up economics. It's created an entire farm system and the teams at the top benefit more than the ones at the bottom. Fucking moron.

Happy March Madness Quad Box Day to all those who celebrate!

I'm glad I can stop being emotionally invested in Purdue after two hours.

One for my #Crew96 folk. h/t @buckeyedinapoli.bsky.social

So NWSL comes to Columbus, do we get Jordan Angeli back?

Aliyu was sent back to Houston so naturally I have to break out this stupid shit again and wipe my ass with it:

As you can imagine, every flat cranium bozo is having a meltdown about it not being Tressel or what this means for the athletic department.

The United States is the 21st region now.

I want to stab my fucking eyes out every time I see some 404 coded asshole suggest Jim Tressel should be the next Ohio State President.

President Ted Carter resigns because of an inappropriate relationship. Color me shocked, Top Gun.

ABOLISH DST AND ICE

For the first time in a long time, I'm super uninspired as a Crew fan.