Fun Size Topics now live including the story of a most unusual man. Pro cornhole player, accused killer, quadruple amputee. It's like a never made David Lynch movie.

No arms, no legs, pro cornhole player, accused killer. It's all one guy. It's like something from a David Lynch fever dream. It's all part of today's Topics.

There were reportedly eyebrow raising trades made premarket this morning, just ahead of the Truth Social post. As Neville Chamberlain famously said in 1938, "A Piece Of The Action In Our Time!"

Fun Size Topics includes the story of a father & son in Canada who have been ordered to quit donating sperm.

Thanks to Ted Carter and the Podcaster I have a free band name for you to use. It's part of today's Topics!

You know Trump gets off on how much he can manipulate the markets.

Trump posts that we're in talks with Iran, which is probably not a thing, and seven minutes into the new trading day the Dow is up nearly 700 points and oil is down 7%. Our economy is entirely vibe oriented.

The heavy news has been chopped out as always of my Fun Size version. No judgement here. Sometimes you need a break.

Today's Topics now live! This is about as exciting as my sister's town gets.

Funny that he keeps calling it an "excursion." That's a word that appears in this legendary Python sketch about a "Mr. Hilter." www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tkZ...

In Florida? You can still marry your first cousin. That's just one story from today's Fun Size Topics!

Today's Topics now live including a fascinating avian discovery. Birds and butts.

Fun Size Topics now live including new high-end diapers for guilt ridden parents.

Pampers introduces a new way to manipulate guilt ridden parents. That's Amore! Today's Topics now live.

This story is very strange to me. $15,000 an episode invested by JobsOhio. Meanwhile the host and producer, who was somehow entangled with the former OSU President, had agreed to pay WOSU almost 100 grand for 50 episodes from 7/1/25 to 6/30/26. I would say she was in over her head for sure.

Fun Size Topics includes the end of an era. No more frozen juice concentrate.

On Today's Topics learn how not to steal a septic tank.

The power trucks are pre-positioned down the road from my house. I'm glad they're prepared, but it would appear it's going to be a rough night.

I know what I want for my birthday already.

I'm just a dumb dj and I could have told you the Iranians would close the Strait Of Hormuz. If you've seen the Grimes episode of The Simpson's, you'll understand how I'm feeling about all this.

Fun Size Topics with just the weird stories including a new excuse in Morrissey's arsenal of concert cancelations.

Friday Topics now live including two Ohio Proud stories. One is icky.

it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents

Improvements from #Crew96, but still not good enough. I break down the tactics of the scoreless draw against Chicago for @massive-report.com

There are many unsettling things about this man, who seems to be a sociopath. A small part of my discomfort is that he looks like a guy who was in a Merge Records band called Barnyard back in the early 90s.

After the rally everyone signed up for the U.S. Army.

Fun Size Topics now live if you'd rather take a break from the apocalypse.

Today's Topics now live. Ex-OSU President was a frequent guest as it turns out. Also, I have bad news for users of Anti-Fap App. It's all part of Today's Topics.

Fun Size Topics now live if you do not have the bandwidth for anything else.

Today's Topics now live. Do I make sense of the world? I do my best, but it ain't easy.

We're hearing Marco Rubio is the new President of The Ohio State University. www.dispatch.com/story/news/e...

Just in: The Dispatch reports Ohio State President Ted Carter has resigned!

Fun Size Topics includes our dream home, which started as a cave in the year 1511.

On today's Topics. Perhaps the mayor of Hudson, Ohio was onto something when he spoke of the dangers of ice fishing.

If the Russians pull out a comeback they can thank their mother's little helper Trump for starting a war to jack up oil prices.

Each day I'm guessing Trump has watched less and less of his war that's not a war on TV. He gets bored easily.

I cannot take a man named Markwayne seriously. It sounds like the small print country singer at the bottom of Kid Rock's woo hoo America fest poster.

If you just can't with the news today here's your Fun Size Topics.

Today's Topics now live. I assure you there are amusing stories in here.... there's also a lot going on.

I'm willing to bet Trump has been told more than once that if he helps Israel destroy the middle east he'll get to go to heaven. Everything is transactional with this guy, he has brain damage, and he's easily manipulated.

Noem brought her husband as a human shield I see.

Using modern technology, I gave our dry drunk sec of war's performance this morning a different feel.

The news is very heavy today. If you just can't, I give you Fun Size Topics!

Today's Topics now live!

I don't think at nearly 80 years old he's going to learn that actions undertaken may have consequences. It's enough for him to simply undertake that action and he feels it should be plenty good enough for us as well.

Trump made a deal with evangelicals. 'You vote for me, you'll never have to vote again.' I'm beginning to think he meant ushering in the apocalypse.

I can barely eat or sleep over all this and here he is just la de da de da.

If a war is forever how can that be a success.

Hilarious.

Traders have begun pricing in the war.