Asimov’s 3 Laws of Muppets: 1: A Muppet may injure a human 2: A Muppet must not obey orders given by a human 3: A Muppet must protect the existence of The Muppet Show Theatre as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

When I was in NC last week, I took the Amtrak from Charlotte to Raleigh after my work ended to attend the conference for my disease. NCDOT runs the trains 5 times a day in each direction. My train was an hour late, but...it was kinda great.

www.dispatch.com/story/sports... Missed this one yesterday

Why is this important? This week a big study is releasing phase 2 results at a conference in Berlin. Folks with my disease are excited about it. I’m very interested since I suggested a similar idea back in the summer, and these sorts of studies are important to understand toxicity

Met several docs this weekend at @acureinsight.bsky.social event in Raleigh. Shame of it is, they used to post all sorts of research on Xitter and do a great public service by publicly announcing things. Now they don’t. Politically it’s probably best they just stick to the journals. Sux.

The aliens figured out that you can’t rely on artificial intelligence to tell you what something is on earth. You use the book.

I mean they’re in Foxboro

How many chokes does it take to fire the Penn State head coach? Apparently that many.

Glad my work travel allowed me to join @acureinsight.bsky.social in Raleigh on Friday and Saturday. Had to bounce early, thanks for having me. Great to meet so many survivors. Long week, happy to be home.

A cruel irony of coding agents is that everyone who blew off automated testing for the past 20 years is now telling the AI to do TDD all the time. But because LLMs were trained on decades of their shitty tests, the agents are also terrible at testing.

Well Orlando somehow lost which somehow gives #Crew96 an opportunity to move up to 7th. MLS gonna MLS and also…Muller is really showing up for Vancouver

Update.

Penn State lost their starting QB for the season, which likely means the kid from Lewis Center (Olentangy) will be the new starter.

One TV tuned to Oregon v Indiana at the CLT airport. A crazy number tuned to the CW game featuring Oregon State…like every bar had that on Yes I walked the entire concourse. It’s around 7000 steps.

*spinning up a new AI girlfriend* "What is my purpose?" "You're gonna be a sexual muse for Daryl Mason. Here's everything about his user profile in La Crosse, Wisconsin." "Oh my god."

Stat of the game from BGSU-Toledo BGSU now 1-75 in games where they go down 21-0 since 2005(ish) There are MANY things you can draw from that stat line. Two things different in their 1 victory after being down 21-0 - Eddie George - Pudge the Cat cc: @sickoscommittee.org

Pitch invasion

BGSU just intercepted the ball off to the ass of the Toledo wide out Fear the falcat

Fear the falcat!

BGSU forcing the fumble…not a throw at the goal line is huge. Pudge power!

HOLY HALFWACK OPTION

ACC replay center inception

King: www.espn.com/video/clip/_...

Can you imagine the uncensored @acesradio.bsky.social remix of this?

I haven’t dropped the Dispatch yet because they still employ 2 out of the 3 writers I subscribed to read. If Hedge and Brianna ever leave or they just decide not to cover Crew or CBJ….I’m out

This is a good formation for Max and Morris #Crew96

There’s a ballroom dance competition in this hotel and the very intoxicated women are explaining what motorboating is to the men at the competition. You can draw many conclusions and you will be correct

I'm a former lifelong Republican and not even a Democrat, and somehow I've graduated to be the "terrorist wing" of their party, all because I want Trump to obey the Constitution. Wow.

Nope it’s all PRY-mer to me

Darlington Nagbe decided over the summer that 2025 would be his last season in MLS. He stayed quiet about until today. Nagbe, and those closest to him, spoke to The Athletic about his decision and the emotional conflicts of his announcement. www.nytimes.com/athletic/669...

Uh oh; "A fire at Novelis’s Oswego, N.Y., plant, which supplies about 40% of U.S. auto industry aluminum, will disrupt automakers for months" www.wsj.com/business/aut... Fortunately, imported aluminum can fill the void and mitigate this massive domestic supply chain disrupti- Oh.

Spotted at the Marion Meijer yesterday

I don’t think I change my mind on this even with Darlington retiring

Kinda hoped we were gonna have them for one more year, but I guess it’s time to make a run for the old man #Crew96

Lakewood drafts first-in-Ohio 'Gender Freedom' policy in response to anti-trans attacks www.clevescene.com/news/clevela...

Guys, I think I need to talk to whoever makes DC Power’s score graphics

Telling both adoptive parents and couples who needed to use IVF or alternative methods to conceive to fuck off is a choice isn’t it @rooster.info ?

Rossi and Zawa are in? Screw it +250 is a good value to win with that. Why not just parlay it. #Crew96

I’m for the new #crew96 hashtang #crrw96

I feel like the Delaware concept just opened Also, it’s super weird. It’s great that they took some subterranean space, but it’s like what the hell is down those stairs and wow that’s a lot of climbing if this place sucks.

Vanilla Fudge, without whom there would be no Richard Cheese

Keep: Nagbe, Moreira Decline Option/Let go: everyone else Thank you for your attention to this matter #Crew96

Taylor Swift's new song "Knock On Wood" references famous (in the fandom) tweet about her NSFW lyricism

Taha did play as a falsish 9 for Nancy earlier this season. We need him to take Chambost or…Gazdag’s spot If he doesn’t become a first choice starter…something ain’t right.

I’m serious. If this kid is buried at Benfica, loan him. Use a U-22 slot. This would be the sort of smart use of a U-22 id expect to see

Issa cook something!

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