Let’s go Cru!

I participated in a truck rodeo today to qualify for state. It’s not a glamorous profession, but I’m pretty ok at it. Next stop, Ohio Truck Driving Championship.

Imagine not picking up Zimmerman when he was a free agent and your team needed a CB.

😏

This Kentucky/Tigers game is fun enough to test my rooting interest.

One down. Two to go.

Hate watching has it’s benefits.

88' | Goal, RSL. RSL 2-1 ATX

The 2026 #Crew96 team currently have the same amount of points after 4 games as the 2016 team and this is likely due to the 10 year anniversary of the #ForColumbus kit.

Put Z back in the back

I can’t wait for the local amateur spring season to begin.

Oh hell, on comes their goal scorers.

Update: I let my neighbor behind me do noise pollution first. #NotTheWorstNeighborEver

I opened the back door and can now hear the low hum of the apocalypse. Anti generator theft planning is now in progress.

Doing my best to not be the first A-hole to fire up the annoyingly loud generator, but that third of a cow in the garage freezer isn’t going to save itself.

Home after a day of white knuckles and clenching. Now to have this drivers seat removed from my posterior.

Well, my synthetic leather reversible belt just broke while at work, so I guess today is ruined.

I included tactical and personnel advice in my overall match day experience survey. That should fix it.

This is how I access BlueSky

Tonight I visited a MLS stadium, a bar full of youngs, and a White Castle. Nice knowing y’all.

Just catching up.

Tori Penso isn’t here for your flopping.

⚽️

Holy hell that last sentence.

Awww

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

This matchup will always be aesthetically pleasing on tv. Let’s go purple Florida team.

The dag will never be unlocked.

Cool! Wish I saw it.

Anyone got that #Crew96 lineup?

Wonderwall Tifo @mnwonderwall.bsky.social #mnufc

Well, shit.

Just catching up and I’m wondering if it’s possible to love this and be skeptical at the same time.

I’m certain Shaky Andy is behind every signing of former Crew players because he is still traumatized by the 2018 Supporters Summit.

Bluto Pinto Flounder Otter

If anyone needs me, I’ll be watching episodes 4,5 & 6 of the first season of Hijack. #SOTU

If you rename the Supporter Summit something that doesn’t resemble a supporter summit there probably won’t be much interest in it. 🤷‍♂️ Something is off.

Anyone have an extra Crewsmas ticket I can purchase? #Crew96

A lot of people are predicting Columbus won’t make the playoffs and I’d like the record to show that they are currently wrong.

Ok, bringing his kids out on the ice is pretty damn touching.

Hopefully this USA win will boost the sports popularity and bring a team to Columbus. 🏒

Additionally, #Crew96 Rydstrom said the plan was only to play Wessam Abou Ali 60 minutes, but he "pushed" the striker to play a little bit longer. Rydstrom did notice Abou Ali reaching for his hamstring while leaving the game, and is hoping it's "not a big deal."