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Do you think the commentators get paid every time they say iPhone

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I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years. Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched. What a player, what a career.

Zimmerman needs to do better but man what a ball

Messi ain’t Messi-ing around

Nagbe retired Brenner redeemed Hell is Real

Columbus Crew’s elimination means Darlington Nagbe has played his final game. Salute to a certified legend.

But like, how funny would it be for Miami to lose again in the first round if the playoffs 🤭 Not saying I want it, just saying it would be funny

Brenner being the hero for Cincinnati is such a good storyline

Had to be brenner!!

Convinced Nancy can see the future since he knew he needed to bring on JRR

What a save from celentano my goodness

WHAT DID DAYNE YELL TO ROLDAN

GOALKEEPERS FOR PRESIDENT

THIS SHOOTOUT IS EVERYTHING

Alex roldan hero time??

Of course this series can’t even end with a normal shootout lmao

JORDAN MORRIS

Dayne St Clair proving why he’s keeper of the year

Seattle Minnesota is always a fun time

Luis Suarez had been suspended… AGAIN ‼️ A big loss for Miami heading into Game 3 against Nashville. @empiregass.bsky.social @tombogert.bsky.social

COLD from #CavanSullivan 🥶 The 16-year-old hits a penenka on the Tajikistan keeper to give the #USYNT the lead. He also added an assist to his game with Nimfasha Berchimas’ first half strike 😮‍💨 3 goals and assists in two #U17WC games for the Philly Union wonderkid!

ICYMI: Luana shares the impact of scoring such a meaningful goal

What a selection of players y’all submitted to represent Missouri 🤩 #50StatesofSoccer @kickbackcommittee.bsky.social

“It’s everything on us.” @charlotte-fc.bsky.social goalkeeper Kristijan Kahlina joined @empiregass.bsky.social to chat ahead of the team’s Game 3 match against NYCFC 🗣️ Full interview available wherever you listen to Soccerwise 🎧

Missed our live show in Charlotte? YOU’RE IN LUCK 🙌 WE RECORDED IT! @empiregass.bsky.social & @tombogert.bsky.social chatted to Charlotte FC head coach Dean Smith & GM Zoran Krneta 🎙️ Listen now 🎧

Thank you to Charlotte FC for hosting us tonight and allowing Dean Smith and Zoran Krneta to chat with us An even BIGGER thank you to everyone who came out to hang with the weirdos @tombogert.bsky.social & @empiregass.bsky.social

POD DROP 🚨🚨🚨 @tombogert.bsky.social & @empiregass.bsky.social are in Charlotte and have quite the episode for you guys WITH A SPECIAL GUEST 😉

Not too long now 👀 Who are we seeing tonight?!?

Petition to get Terrell Davis to do the Mile High Salute at @denversummitfc.bsky.social’s home opener at Mile High Stadium 🫡 Nonetheless, @jordangeli.bsky.social @empiregass.bsky.social are expecting some record-breaking crowds for the two expansion clubs 🙌

GET YOUR BRACKETS IN AND YOU CAN WIN 🏆

Come on our show and you too can win coach of the year 😉

Thoughts??

Playoff chaos incoming 🔥 KC Current and Gotham FC may both be without their game-changers. Which side adapts better when the pressure is on? @empiregass.bsky.social @jordangeli.bsky.social

A BIG NWSL PLAYOFF EP IS OUT 🚨 @empiregass.bsky.social & @jordangeli.bsky.social are here to preview the weekend 👀

ATTENTION CHARLOTTE FANS 🚨 Soccerwise is going LIVE at Sycamore Brewery this Thursday, Nov. 6 at 7pm🎙️ @empiregass.bsky.social, @tombogert.bsky.social & local legends will break down Charlotte FC’s 2025 season and preview Game 3 vs NYCFC. See you sickos there 🍻

CAVAN SULLIVAN - AMERICAN HERO 🫡

It’s Missouri week in #50StatesofSoccer! We wanna hear from all of you in the Show-Me State!

When @empiregass.bsky.social starts off a convo with “Okay, let me ask you this,” be prepared for chaos… Will Owen Wolff be a part of Austin’s squad next season? @tombogert.bsky.social

The Revolution have a new coach, according to our very own @tombogert.bsky.social ☕️

A big day of news in the American soccer world and @empiregass.bsky.social & @tombogert.bsky.social are here to talk about it!

BIG SHOW LIVE RIGHT NOW 🚨 LOTS OF NEWS IN AMERICAN SOCCER TO TALK ABOUT www.youtube.com/live/1qgGSFd...

Happy Missouri week 🎉 Tell us your favorite players from Missouri 👀 #50statesofsoccer @kickbackcommittee.bsky.social

WHELP IM AWAKE NOW

Shoutout to the Seattle sounders for putting this game to bed before halftime so admin can go to bed too 😴