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Hey Crew People-Today is the last day we have to use the facility at 1000 Atcheson St, so if we can finish up tonight, that would be grand. If there are enough people, we’ll be able to do grommeting and netting. Hope to see you all there! No experience required! 💛🖤 #Crew96 #Nordecke

Ohio U has removed Thomas Hayes from his course for providing his students w/instructional videos to cover his absence & not labeling his course as both in-person and virtual. Stop doing things like this & then asking me for money, OU.

Another day in America where you have to check your over-priced food to make sure it's not being recalled for whatever the thing is. Today's recall is ready rice. Fortunately, neither of my packages are included, but yours may be. www.wfmynews2.com/article/news...

Lmaoooo what an Editors note

Midges used to be a once-a-year thing but this year they keep coming back. I read that it means the lake (Erie) is really clean? Is this the beginning of a horror movie storyline? I’ve been running from my house to my car to avoid being covered with them, they’ll land on anything.

This is almost exactly the logic behind such claims as "Who needs libraries when there's Google?" and "You can learn everything from YouTube." Neither are true. The difference is that both search engines and video platforms serve an actual, valuable function for society; AI slop bots do not.

15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more. Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.

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Diego Rossi not on the field for training this morning for #Crew96. Team said he’s dealing with a hamstring and is day-to-day. Crew play regular-season finale Saturday at home #NYRB, 6:12 kickoff. #VamosColumbus.

Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads. I ditched it awhile ago for other political reasons, but this might tip your hand. Thanks for the heads up @chuckwendig.bsky.social.

#crew96 F/O attempted to charge me after opting out of 2026 season tickets, i caught the invoice before the charge date. then they had the audacity to email me about opting into post season tickets at a higher price than 2026 STM pay as a 25 STM there's no loyalty or benefit to being a STM.

#Crew96 Wilfried Nancy said defender Rudy Camacho will not be ready for the matchup vs Red Bulls on Saturday

I just want to say, not only is this awesomely amazing, but the whole idea of #crew96 fans hating on Guzan because Bradley retired and we needed a baldy to boo is hysterical.

A #Crew96 supporter on fb put together this compilation of every goal the team scored against Brad Guzan that he could find on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Jl...

If you’re heading to Saturday’s match, join us in a chant to celebrate our captain for his last regular season home match. You’re also welcome to join us after for an ugly cry in the North Lot. 😭 #crew96

idk if this is unhinged but after working in a library for 7 years I've realized there are a lot of really middling books that get published. I've come across some truly terrible titles & some really great ones but there's a lot of crap in the middle that I wonder how it ever got off the ground.

Often patrons who see the flowers I bring to work are told that Amy at the Info Desk grows them. Yesterday a senior patron asked if I was The Flower Lady, then called to her husband, “Come here, honey, I found her!” He gave me a long look & said “You’re a lot younger than I thought you’d be.” 😄

Very bad: OSU unilaterally cancelled the registration of grad students attending the joint conference of the National Society of Black Physicists and the National Society of Hispanic Physicists. And OSU won't fund recruiting at the Society for Advancement of Chicanos and Native Americans in Science.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

The irony of #Crew96 celebrating STC day isn’t lost on me when the FO is pricing out those same people who fought to keep the club in Columbus.

Happy #SaveTheCrew day to all who celebrate. Biggest win in league history.

Holy shit, they acknowledged it. Wow.

#SaveTheCrew party 2K25 😤😤😤

Happy Saved The Crew Day, #Crew96 fam #VamosColumbus.

Happy #SavedTheCrew day! #Crew96

MLS loves the shortcuts. Assigning teams rivals for rivalry week. focus tested match day traditions, throwback jerseys for teams founded in 2019, bending rules for “big names” while maintaining those rules to avoid finding and courting serious ownership groups. And now farming coverage to ChatGPT

Soooo.... $500M for an expansion franchise $2.5B media rights deal with Apple They do everything they can to justify higher ticket prices and random tournaments to generate revenue All so they can have a machine shit out a recap instead of paying real writers. Fuck. All. The. Way. Off. ML$.

Forgot to include my SoundCloud (to give MLS feedback on its usage of AI): www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...

MLS officials spending days and nights in the lab coming up with new ways to tell fans, "We don't give a shit about any of you."

As someone whose time freelancing for MLSsoccer was a vital step in my career progression, and someone who generally gleans insight from the observations of others: This sucks so hard.

HAPPY #SavedTheCrew DAY! #Crew96 We weren't around, but we are so glad we can be today because of all of you who helped save the Crew. Thank you

On this Golden Guillermo Anniversary of #SavedTheCrew Day, we want to recognize the man singularly responsible for this unprecedented Community Victory: The Absolute Lad, Josh Williams #crew96

How horrible, all Americans having representation in Congress and having access to reproductive healthcare. What a nightmare.

This year, I've had so many productivity issues. Whole days lost, deadlines completely blown I've been trying to figure out what's wrong with me Yeah, so for the last 48 hours I decided to tune out the news and concentrate on an article and surprise surprise: it was the fascism this whole time

“I do believe I’ve been one of the best players to play in this league” #Crew96 Darlington Nagbe is retiring from MLS with pride in both his decision and career. How he came to the decision, and more, in my latest www.dispatch.com/story/sports...

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

“A spokesperson with Reddit said the site does not have an official statement, but pointed to a comment made by Rep. Josh Williams (R-Sylvania Township), a supporter of the measure, who claimed the law won’t impact social media sites” So @safety.bsky.app caved prematurely.

Here you go, buddy.

BREAKING: For her work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela, María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Queens University in Belfast and the neighborhood it’s in are just lovely.

Weird how Antifa never asks me for money. Everyone else does, but Antifa is very quiet.

The Dispatch just raised my subscription by $5 a month (despite laying off another batch of hardworking journalists). So I cancelled my Dispatch subscription and invested in The Disrespected. This was a great column to begin my experience. #Crew96

A piece on the Nagbeast, who is retiring from #Crew96 after this season. Have a nice day. www.thedisrespected.com/an-exit-inte...

Last night at dinner we sat next to a table of Canadians visiting Irish family; overhearing part of their conversation about what’s going on in the U.S. almost made me weep.

Mike Johnson’s position is young pregnant American women shouldn’t have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat

The Fraternal Order of Police is on the side of MAGA and against the people they are supposed to be "policing." I think this says a lot to the people who insist local police are going to be "resistance." www.foxnews.com/us/national-...

One last time