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I've spent multiple weeks driving around states for work, solo. Longest solo stretch to go somewhere is probably between Minneapolis and Tulsa, which I did 3 times one summer for weddings. Down on Friday, back Sunday, because I was dumb. Longest period was when I was a kid +

Butternut squash black bean enchilada bake is basically a casserole, but easy and tasty.

Beaver kits are some of the most adorable animals ever

Oof.

googoo dolls iris voice

“Reach out across the divide of awkwardness to the closet geniuses in your life, like that ex-co-worker who has a thing for modular synths.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/o...

I finished this collection recently, and it's genuinely lovely/weird. Enjoyed it a lot!

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

They will ask us to #flyless to support a war, but not to support life on earth.

to me, the great man theory of history is just one more way to celebrate and promote individualism. individualism is inherently capitalistic. it is not how humans developed or survived. we survive when we are connected—our disconnection happens intentionally to profit off of us.

St. Paul, Minnesota, tonight.

With Cesar Chavez being outed as a serial abuser of women and girls, we can add to the list that men can imagine a world where there are rights for all workers, but not human rights for women.

I used HCMC as my primary care when I was in Mpls, and it was excellent, convenient care. Losing it would be a tragedy for so many reasons.

We just finished this and it's amazing, watch while you can!

Get rid of the Strait of Hormuz bike lane.

Let her.

It would mean the world to me if you could boost this. I know things are hard for everyone, and there is so much need right now. As I understand it, they were initially handed a $10k bill.

This is devastating. Check your meters, tell your loved ones to check theirs

Brilliant.

Small alpaca at the coffee shop.

Finally living my Little House in the Big Woods dream of eating maple candy cooled on snow.

Bar Mordecai has been on all sorts of lists for the food and drink, but I gotta say they have the hottest conduit/drain line work I've seen in a bar.

What good is living in a city if you don't toss off work and go pluck raccoon art from a tree when the opportunity presents itself? Thanks Jenn!

Wrote something for @thetimes.com about why JFK Jr. is popular again. IMO, what you're admiring isn't just his handsome looks and style, but the fact that he lived in walkable urban neighborhoods and had enough time for exercise, hobbies, and a lover. www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

I've always wanted to join a sleeper cell, because of the sleeping

My yearly plea, daylight savings time should take effect at 4pm on Friday and the day called “early happy hour day” and become a beloved national holiday.

Oof.

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

International Women make their home in proximity to various trenches and deep sea vents

Terrifying Terrain, by Elizabeth Murray, 1989-90

The list of men who aren’t as embarrassed as they should be is so long

Happy first warm enough to not have to have sex under the covers day of spring. (We keep the heat low. Put on a sweater! But not in bed.)

Going to the symphony in Austin is always an experience. Last night, for example, an enthusiastic audience member gave a resounding “YEEHAW!” after one of the more intense movements in Strauss’s Also Sprach Zarathustra. I am not joking! 🗣️🤠😂

The Toronto Public Library should have a DVD copy of every movie and TV series set in Toronto. There, I said it.

If I can’t unionize Claude then it’s not conscious, next question

Can whoever made this decision run for governor?

Every house needs a secret door that leads to a secret room, but well, there are secret rooms and then there are...

This was a random YouTube suggestion and I gotta admit if I was the type to go hiking pre-coffee it would be a fun way to have coffee. youtu.be/tltBHjmIUJ0?...

I found my Planet Giggles Charmander that had never been unpacked while looking for something else, made my afternoon!

once more for old time’s sake

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

Everybody gets hit with Body Stuff, but white women and the thinness thing is just diabolical. Like…they want y’all to look you’ve been surviving off cotton balls soaked in milk and roach carcasses.

Either Ikea sen me 96 of the wrong part (for 4 shelves) or I'm a lot less competent than I think I am.

Releasing some NEW music friday, then a virtual performance saturday with me, @seemore.bsky.social and @katparent.bsky.social. All proceeds from both going to the Neighbors Helping Neighbors Twin Cities ICE Relief Fund. More info: guante.info/salt

Stand With Minnesota is out of donors for Adopt A Rent, and we currently have way more rent needs than we can cover! Want to directly support a MN immigrant family in urgent need to help keep them safe and housed? Fill out our form here: standwithminnesota.com/adoptarent Thank you! 💐

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.