The rare dumpster fire take from Mina.

A Mathurin v McCollum matinee game. Just as everyone predicted 24 hours ago.

The tiniest bit of cosmic justice at the site of the most tragic injury in NBA history. What a fun game!

If this game ends the bad way, I will still take that Furphy block to my grave with me. It was involuntary noise generating.

I may be hopelessly naïve, but after listening to the latest Crewcible, I am equally as optimistic as I was when we nabbed Nancy ahead of the 2023 season. I would run through brick walls for this guy (Rydström, too). #Crew96

The 2018 WC was personally handed to a brutal dictator. The 2022 WC was literally bought with the deaths of slaves. I get this sentiment, I really do. But Infantino's (and Trump on this front at least) ultimate armor really is the fact that *nothing* is more important to people than the World Cup.

Suspected it at the time, but now it’s confirmed. This game definitively ended with that bad McConnell turnover at the end of the first.

The Columbus #Crew96 play a competitive game one month from today. It will be bad for my emotional health. But I am pumped for it.

In a season full of all time bad quarters, this 4Q is one of the few that’s actually made me angry. It’s JV ball level court awareness from almost everyone in yellow.

I will always remember this as the game Tony Bradley hit his 8th career 3 pointer.

Officially on Huff scores exactly 20 in 3 quarters watch.

SIX FOOT FOUR?? Be still my heart. #Crew96

Birthrates are a pretty serious long term macro issue that people (from right wing freaks all the way over to left wing anti-natalists) seem preternaturally incapable of discussing in non-deeply personal terms.

Some disgusting @acesradio.bsky.social erasure here. They are the 36th freshest sports podcast in Central Ohio for goodness sake!

For at least the time being, watching basketball is fun again!

I desperately wish more people who shout at Democrats, a party which controls no branch of government, realize that *this* is the single most pressing issue in American politics.

The bond between the #Crew96 and the Carolina Challenge Cup is stronger than ever.

Hope AJ Dybantsa was watching. Gonna have a lot of fun nights like this next year, buddy.

Just made my oldest daughter’s first orthodontist payment and never has this meme felt more appropriate to me.

This is one of the few proper usages of the town hall guy meme. Because it takes legitimate bravery to say something this crazy publicly. I’m from an area that puts pizza sauce on steaks (it’s not good). And this is that on steroids. Kudos to you.

I’m in an American airport in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-six. I just saw a few people wearing sweatpants and I didn’t melt. I guess I’m just built different than Sean Duffy.

I need someone who is good at editing to recreate this announcement in black & gold with Henrik Rydström. #Crew96

Crusade Raiders Dial Doom Skull Can’t even conceive of an argument for another order.

Issa Tall walking downstairs on Christmas morning #Crew96

Re: Colorado’s potential rebrand. I’m not some MLS purist who thinks FC/United/etc is bad. American name tiers: Great: Crew, Rapids, Burn, Mutiny, MetroStars, Fire Bad: Revolution, Galaxy, Clash/Earthquakes, Fusion So stupid it hurts: Wiz/Wizards Colorado execs - notice which tier you’re in!

This Christmas, the wife proved that she knows ball. #Crew96

Not even close to twelve teams deserve to play for title. College football is an outrageously low quality product.

I’m ok with this if the year off rejuvenated his legs. #Crew96

On the other site, Wiebe is trolling everyone about how Miami’s success simply boils down to their “ambition”. Obviously he can’t broadcast it for employment reasons, but I do wonder what man of the people @mattdoyle.bsky.social says about Miami in private.

There are a million possible reasons as to why, but Issa slow playing the appointment of a manager after his slow playing the past two windows makes his margin for error much slimmer. #Crew96

It sucks that this is both 1. Unambiguously true and 2. Among the worst things to happen in the history of human communication. It’s society-wide brain rot.

Europeans are getting dangerously close to negative polarizing me into supporting high World Cup ticket prices.

Why do Celtic’s attackers run slower than any professional athletes I’ve ever seen?? Like, I’m under no illusions about the quality of MLS, but huh? #Crew96

It's not like I'm deathly worried or anything, but it's evidence we are in the dumbest timeline that the thought of what will happen if my infant daughter gets measles, since she's not yet old enough for her first MMR dose, occupies space in my mind.

I think it is notable that one of the ways to fast track your way into a job in this administration is to lose winnable elections. Karoline Leavitt, Kari Lake, Joe Kent, Dr. Oz, and Sean Parnell to name a few.

Had a couple of students wearing Notre Dame gear during a final exam today. I expect they think if they get an A on the final, it should nullify any Ds or Fs from the beginning of the semester.

Holy mackerel what an album.

Why does anyone on this earth care who the 12th best college football team in the USA is? Get a life, losers. #BringBacktheBCS

Woof, SZ. #Crew96

This take could age like raw milk, but here goes. I'd much rather the #Crew96 hire Damet than Curtin.

Can the most openly racist politician in the western world survive allegations of racism? What?

FOX having the American FIFA TV rights has always stunk to high heaven and their coverage has been predictably awful the entire time. But snagging Rebecca Lowe, easily the best studio host in all of American sports broadcasting, for the World Cup gives me a modicum of hope.

My kids instantly complain every time I turn on a podcast in the car. But my 7yo listened to @tonyreast.bsky.social’s Locked On episode today and said ‘I actually like this one’. Take note pod industry - the children yearn for Pacers content.

This western conference final between MLS.com’s preseason predicted bottom two of Vancouver and San Diego is a real shot in the arm to the concept of ‘championship windows’ in this totally random league.

I think Milos Kerkez might be the worst professional soccer player in the world.

People like to complain about paying for streaming services. But on the consumer side, the Substackification of written content is so much worse. The product(s) you receive might scratch your niche interests, but its quality is lower than what used to exist largely because of audience capture.

ScottsMiracle-Gro Field is such a comically embarrassing name for a stadium that I love it. #Crew96

A few things can all be true at once. 1. Nancy is the best coach in #Crew96 history holy jeezus you’re dim if you disagree. 2. Celtic is a *much* better job than anything in MLS. Nancy would be certifiable to not take it. 3. It sucks, but no one knows what will happen next season.

I regret to inform you that the morally correct position is to root for Miami against the sportwashing petroclub that Don Garber allows to play on a U10 sized dirt field.

lol Evander