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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - In an effort to be ready for the 2026 World Cup,. racists across the United States announced their plan to unite behind the United States Men’s National Team (USMNT) in an effort to pr...
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World Cup 2026 To Feature Literal Group Of Death
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World Cup 2026 Draw To Feature Literal Group Of Death — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - Sources indicate that the 2026 World Cup Draw will feature a literal group of death as the United States government has stated, “unwelcome teams with subhuman fans who are not welcome ...
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - In an effort to be ready for the 2026 World Cup,. racists across the United States announced their plan to unite behind the United States Men’s National Team (USMNT) in an effort to pr...
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World Cup 2026 Draw To Feature Literal Group Of Death
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World Cup 2026 Draw To Feature Literal Group Of Death — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - Sources indicate that the 2026 World Cup Draw will feature a literal group of death as the United States government has stated, “unwelcome teams with subhuman fans who are not welcome ...
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose
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Nation's Racists Announce Plan To Unite Behind USMNT Until They Lose — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - In an effort to be ready for the 2026 World Cup,. racists across the United States announced their plan to unite behind the United States Men’s National Team (USMNT) in an effort to pr...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/12/5/nations-racists-announce-plan-to-unite-behind-usmnt-until-they-lose
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World Cup 2026 Draw To Feature Literal Group Of Death
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World Cup 2026 Draw To Feature Literal Group Of Death — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - Sources indicate that the 2026 World Cup Draw will feature a literal group of death as the United States government has stated, “unwelcome teams with subhuman fans who are not welcome ...
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Shitposters, Meme-lords And The Chronically Online Declare Week Long Armistice To Focus Hatred On Inter Miami
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Shitposters, Meme-lords And The Chronically Online Declare Week Long Armistice To Focus Hatred On Inter Miami — The Nutmeg News
Shitposters, Meme-Lords, and the chronically online stated that they were going to put down the Gimp projects and multi-thread posts they are working upon to form a temporary armistice to combat a com...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/12/1/shitposters-meme-lords-and-the-chronically-online-declare-week-long-armistice-to-focus-hatred-on-inter-miami
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Shitposters, Meme-lords And The Chronically Online Declare Week Long Armistice To Focus Hatred On Inter Miami
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Shitposters, Meme-lords And The Chronically Online Declare Week Long Armistice To Focus Hatred On Inter Miami — The Nutmeg News
Shitposters, Meme-Lords, and the chronically online stated that they were going to put down the Gimp projects and multi-thread posts they are working upon to form a temporary armistice to combat a com...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/12/1/shitposters-meme-lords-and-the-chronically-online-declare-week-long-armistice-to-focus-hatred-on-inter-miami
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US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy
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US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - A collection of United States legends tasked by the US Soccer Federation and President Donald Trump stated that World Cup 2026 will be safe for travelling fans as long as you don’t loo...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/11/20/us-legends-assure-travelling-soccer-fans-that-world-cup-2026-will-be-safe-as-long-as-you-dont-look-mexican-arent-too-ethnic-arent-from-haiti-and-are-very-wealthy
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US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy
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US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - A collection of United States legends tasked by the US Soccer Federation and President Donald Trump stated that World Cup 2026 will be safe for travelling fans as long as you don’t loo...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/11/20/us-legends-assure-travelling-soccer-fans-that-world-cup-2026-will-be-safe-as-long-as-you-dont-look-mexican-arent-too-ethnic-arent-from-haiti-and-are-very-wealthy
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US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy
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US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - A collection of United States legends tasked by the US Soccer Federation and President Donald Trump stated that World Cup 2026 will be safe for travelling fans as long as you don’t loo...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/11/20/us-legends-assure-travelling-soccer-fans-that-world-cup-2026-will-be-safe-as-long-as-you-dont-look-mexican-arent-too-ethnic-arent-from-haiti-and-are-very-wealthy
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MLS General Managers Announce Plan To Step Back And Let Coaches Take The Blame This Offseason
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General Managers Announce Plan To Step Back And Let Coaches Take The Blame This Offseason — The Nutmeg News
General Managers of soccer teams across the nation announced their plan, today, to step back and let coaches take the blame as the Major League Soccer offseason began with a flurry.
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General Managers Announce Plan To Step Back And Let Coaches Take The Blame This Offseason
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General Managers Announce Plan To Step Back And Let Coaches Take The Blame This Offseason — The Nutmeg News
General Managers of soccer teams across the nation announced their plan, today, to step back and let coaches take the blame as the Major League Soccer offseason began with a flurry.
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/10/20/general-managers-announce-plan-to-step-back-and-let-coaches-take-the-blame-this-offseason
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FIFA Announces New AI World Cup Ticket Program That Will Cancel Tickets If Purchasers Are Critical Of Charlie Kirk Or President Trump Online
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FIFA Announces New AI World Cup Ticket Program That Will Cancel Tickets If Purchasers Are Critical Of Charlie Kirk Or President Trump Online — The Nutmeg News
INTERNET - FIFA, the international money laundering organization, announced today that they will be using a new AI World Cup Ticket Program that will cancel tickets to the 2026 World cup if purchasers...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/10/16/fifa-announces-new-ai-world-cup-ticket-program-that-will-cancel-tickets-if-purchasers-are-critical-of-charlie-kirk-or-president-trump-online
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FIFA Announces New AI World Cup Ticket Program That Will Cancel Tickets If Purchasers Are Critical Of Charlie Kirk Or President Trump Online
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FIFA Announces New AI World Cup Ticket Program That Will Cancel Tickets If Purchasers Are Critical Of Charlie Kirk Or President Trump Online — The Nutmeg News
INTERNET - FIFA, the international money laundering organization, announced today that they will be using a new AI World Cup Ticket Program that will cancel tickets to the 2026 World cup if purchasers...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/10/16/fifa-announces-new-ai-world-cup-ticket-program-that-will-cancel-tickets-if-purchasers-are-critical-of-charlie-kirk-or-president-trump-online
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From 2020: President Trump Considers Deploying The 101st Airborne Against The Timbers Army
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President Trump Considers Deploying The 101st Airborne Against The Timbers Army — The Nutmeg News
WASHINGTON - Emerging from the Presidential bunker below the White House, President Donald Trump stated that he was pushing for the deployment of the 101st Airborne division against the Timbers Army.
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American Saves For 2026 World Cup Tickets By Giving Up Eggs, Avocado, Toast, Ramen, Car Payments, Gasoline, Health Care, And Rent
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American Saves For 2026 World Cup Tickets By Giving Up Eggs, Avocado, Toast, Ramen, Car Payments, Gasoline, Health Care, And Rent — The Nutmeg News
CHICAGO - American soccer fan Carl Williams stated that he finally figured out how to save for 2026 World Cup tickets by giving up eggs, avocado, toast, ramen, car payments, gasoline, health care and ...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/2/13/american-saves-for-2026-world-cup-tickets-by-giving-up-eggs-avocado-toast-ramen-car-payments-gasoline-health-care-and-rent
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American Saves For 2026 World Cup Tickets By Giving Up Eggs, Avocado, Toast, Ramen, Car Payments, Gasoline, Health Care, And Rent
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American Saves For 2026 World Cup Tickets By Giving Up Eggs, Avocado, Toast, Ramen, Car Payments, Gasoline, Health Care, And Rent — The Nutmeg News
CHICAGO - American soccer fan Carl Williams stated that he finally figured out how to save for 2026 World Cup tickets by giving up eggs, avocado, toast, ramen, car payments, gasoline, health care and ...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/2/13/american-saves-for-2026-world-cup-tickets-by-giving-up-eggs-avocado-toast-ramen-car-payments-gasoline-health-care-and-rent
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United States Fans Ask For New, NEW, N.E.W, NeW Manager To Coach Same Terrible Players
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United States Fans Ask For New, NEW, N.E.W, NeW Manager To Coach Same Terrible Players — The Nutmeg News
In part four of our continuing saga of, "US fans blame coaches or home field advantage rather than acknowledging that they just don't have world class soccer players," here is our copy-paste revi...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/3/23/united-states-fans-ask-for-new-new-new-new-manager-to-coach-same-terrible-players
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NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner
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NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner — The Nutmeg News
Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicat...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/8/21/nwsl-commissioner-announces-that-her-investigation-into-the-nwsl-commissioner-shows-no-wrongdoing-by-nwsl-commissioner
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NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner
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NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner — The Nutmeg News
Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicat...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/8/21/nwsl-commissioner-announces-that-her-investigation-into-the-nwsl-commissioner-shows-no-wrongdoing-by-nwsl-commissioner
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Area Man Too Old For Supporters Group Shit Anymore
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Area Man Too Old For Supporters Group Shit Anymore — The Nutmeg News
INTERNET - As soon as he turned 42, this weekend, soccer supporter Tom Hendricks stated, “I am too old for this shit,” as he decided against figuring out what the fresh round of supporters group drama...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2022/8/8/area-man-too-old-for-supporters-group-shit-anymore
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Man Listens To 7 Hours Of Soccer Podcasts Before Giving Opinion
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Man Listens To 7 Hours Of Soccer Podcasts Before Giving Opinion — The Nutmeg News
Boston, MA - Soccer fan, Manchester United Fan, and New England Revolution fan Nate Scarborough again refused to give his opinion on any matter regarding soccer until after he finished consuming his d...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/3/23/man-listens-to-7-hours-of-soccer-podcasts-before-giving-opinion
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OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes
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OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/8/6/opinion-i-want-to-snap-your-childs-vuvuzela-over-my-knee-and-watch-the-joy-drain-from-their-eyes
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OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes
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OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/8/6/opinion-i-want-to-snap-your-childs-vuvuzela-over-my-knee-and-watch-the-joy-drain-from-their-eyes
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Successful MLS Gambler Only $345,233 In Debt
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Successful MLS Gambler Only $345,233 In Debt — The Nutmeg News
Las Vegas, NV - Successful Major League Soccer gambler Sonny 'Albini' Jurgenson admitted to The Nutmeg News that he is only $345,233 in debt after another tumultuous half-season of betting on Major Le...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/7/14/successful-mls-gambler-only-345233-in-debt
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Area Man Has Been Watching US Soccer Since 1993 And, "Just Wants You To Know That, Ok?"
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Area Man Has Been Watching US Soccer Since 1993 And, "Just Wants You To Know That, Ok?" — The Nutmeg News
Tampa, FL - Soccer fan Brad Lightfoot has been watching US Soccer since 1993 and, “just wants you to know that, ok?”
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2020/7/8/area-man-has-been-watching-us-soccer-since-1993-and-just-wants-you-to-know-that-ok
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Amazing! This Jerk On Twitter Is Actually A Jerk In Real Life, Too!
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Amazing! This Jerk On Twitter Is Actually A Jerk In Real Life, Too! — The Nutmeg News
INTERNET - Friends of @Sccrzwars2kxx stated that they were astounded to find that the vitriolic, abrasive and malcontent Twitter account was actually run by a vitriolic, abrasive and malcontent person...
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"Oh Sure, This Expert Wrote A Column That Has Data, Statistics, And Expertise That Disproves My Opinion, But I'm Sticking With My Gut Feeling On The Matter"
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"Oh Sure, This Expert Wrote A Column That Has Data, Statistics, And Expertise That Disproves My Opinion, But I'm Sticking With My Gut Feeling On The Matter" — The Nutmeg News
“If more soccer journalists would rely on my gut feeling towards all these situations, they would understand a lot more about the game” — William Lidden of Newark, NJ
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2019/8/8/oh-sure-this-expert-wrote-a-column-that-has-data-statistics-and-expertise-that-disproves-my-opinion-but-im-sticking-with-my-gut-feeling-on-the-matter
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Overarching Sense Of Doom From Millennial's Life Leaking Into Her Soccer Support
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Overarching Sense Of Doom From Millennial's Life Leaking Into Her Soccer Support — The Nutmeg News
San Diego, CA - The overarching sense of doom from Jessica Brown's life is now leaking into her soccer support as everything seems pretty shit, these days.
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Vipassana Meditation Retreat Announces That All Spots In The January "Retreat From Society" Have Been Booked By Soccer Team Social Media Managers
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Vipassana Meditation Retreat Announces That All Spots In The January "Retreat From Society" Have Been Booked By Soccer Brand Social Media Managers — The Nutmeg News
Burlington, VT - Vipassana meditation retreat Flowering Lotus today announced that all spots in the January one month retreat from society program have been completely booked by soccer brand social me...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2020/11/4/vipassana-meditation-retreat-announces-that-all-spots-in-the-january-retreat-from-society-have-been-booked-by-soccer-brand-social-media-managers
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Quick Skim Of "Inverting The Pyramid" Has New Expert Ready To Talk Tactics
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Quick Skim Of "Inverting The Pyramid" Has New Expert Ready To Talk Tactics — The Nutmeg News
Knoxville, TN - A quick skim of Inverting The Pyramid has John Jamison, a new formations and historical soccer expert, ready to talk tactics with all the soccer fans in his local area as he prowled th...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/9/13/quick-skim-of-inverting-the-pyramid-has-new-expert-ready-to-talk-tactics
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Quick Skim Of "Inverting The Pyramid" Has New Expert Ready To Talk Tactics
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Quick Skim Of "Inverting The Pyramid" Has New Expert Ready To Talk Tactics — The Nutmeg News
Knoxville, TN - A quick skim of Inverting The Pyramid has John Jamison, a new formations and historical soccer expert, ready to talk tactics with all the soccer fans in his local area as he prowled th...
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Rec League Roundup: After 5 Minute Shift, Forward Ready For Sub
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Rec League Roundup: After 5 Minute Shift, Forward Ready For Sub — The Nutmeg News
Trenton, NJ - After a particularly strenuous 5 minute shift for his team, forward Dmitri Pavlov raised his hand and called for a sub from an already exhausted bench signifying his full commitment to u...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/9/18/rec-league-roundup-after-5-minute-shift-forward-ready-for-sub
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"I Think You Guys Would Get Along, You Both Like The Same Team," States Soccer Supporter As He Introduces His Clinical Depression To His Anxiety
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"I Think You Guys Would Get Along, You Both Like The Same Team," States Soccer Supporter As He Introduces His Clinical Depression To His Anxiety — The Nutmeg News
Denver, CO - Tired of living in separate worlds between two different friends, Colorado Rapids fan David Thornberry finally decided to introduce his clinical depression to his anxiety as he stated, “I...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2020/9/17/i-think-you-guys-would-get-along-you-both-like-the-same-team-states-soccer-supporter-as-he-introduces-his-clinical-depression-to-his-anxiety
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Shocking Admission As Commissioner Of MLS Reveals That Approximately 28 People Are Watching CF Montreal Games On Apple TV
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Shocking Admission As Commissioner Of MLS Reveals That Approximately 28 People Are Watching CF Montreal Games On Apple TV — The Nutmeg News
Austin, TX - At a packed press conference in the wake of Major League Soccer’s board of governors meeting earlier, Commissioner Don Garber revealed that approximately 28 people are watching CF Montrea...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/7/23/shocking-admission-as-commissioner-of-mls-reveals-that-approximately-28-people-are-watching-cf-montreal-games-on-apple-tv
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Shocking Admission As Commissioner Of MLS Reveals That Approximately 28 People Are Watching CF Montreal Games On Apple TV
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Shocking Admission As Commissioner Of MLS Reveals That Approximately 28 People Are Watching CF Montreal Games On Apple TV — The Nutmeg News
Austin, TX - At a packed press conference in the wake of Major League Soccer’s board of governors meeting earlier, Commissioner Don Garber revealed that approximately 28 people are watching CF Montrea...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025/7/23/shocking-admission-as-commissioner-of-mls-reveals-that-approximately-28-people-are-watching-cf-montreal-games-on-apple-tv
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Legendary Soccer Zine Folds After Two Issue Run
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Legendary Soccer Zine Folds After Two Issue Run — The Nutmeg News
NEW YORK - Legendary New York Red Bull zine Metro Time called a close to their lengthy run of two issues after editor-in-chief Todd "gamma" Raver announced the final issue dealing with The Man in the ...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/7/legendary-soccer-zine-folds-after-two-issue-run
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USL Team Representative's Entire Wardrobe Consists Of Team Branded Clothing
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USL Team Representative's Entire Wardrobe Consists Of Team Branded Clothing — The Nutmeg News
Richmond, VA - Richmond Kickers team representative Wes Olsen came to the recent revelation that his entire wardrobe consists of team branded clothing as he departed the USL Operations & Sal...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/7/usl-team-representative-unsure-whether-to-wear-team-branded-polo-or-suit
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"I've Been Working On Shaping My Shot," States Rec League Center Back Who Can't Complete A Simple Pass
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"I've Been Working On Shaping My Shot," States Rec League Center Back Who Can't Complete A Simple Pass — The Nutmeg News
Des Moines, IA - Dave Williams, center back for Des Moines Manchester United Rovers FC, stated, “I’ve been working on shaping my shot,” to good friend and center midfielder Oscar Carmona as the two ar...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2019/9/6/ive-been-working-on-shaping-my-shot-states-rec-league-center-back-who-cant-complete-a-simple-pass
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Goodbye Post On Soccer Blog Generates More Traffic Than Previous 10 Articles Combined
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Goodbye Post On Soccer Blog Generates More Traffic Than Previous 10 Articles Combined — The Nutmeg News
INTERNET - The goodbye post from blog AroundMLS.com reportedly generated more traffic to the website than the previous 10 articles combined as the blog announced their departure from the internet to m...
https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/26/goodbye-post-on-soccer-blog-generates-more-traffic-than-previous-10-articles-combined
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