We love the burritos!

But also we’re terrified of the subway

It me

This is so cool

there's this assumption by the admin that there is an infinite supply of buff KKK members ready to fill the ranks of the military and ICE and I have bad news for them both about the overall number of KKK members and their general fitness level

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

In both situations, ICE agents looked at his REAL ID and told him to his face that they thought it was fake. THAT is why random Latinos are worried they're going to be picked up by ICE! They won't even take a REAL ID seriously!

To Phee’s point: “sustainability” as a buzzword has done a lot of covering for lack of investment (and also active harm to players) across women’s sports over the years.

Does Cathy just not pay any attention to college basketball at all? Because this is not even just a wild take, it's completely 100% verifiably false.

This is also a fair point. The NBA doesn't get nearly enough smoke. She still needs to go, though.

Yeah, but what novels has he written recently?

If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.

Now might be a good time for Democrats to remind people that when they return to power they will not hesitate to prosecute people who murder civilians.

Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"

this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life

“We can’t help poor people because that will help black people” is an unusually honest expression of Republican policy goals

picking an artist guaranteed to turn the halftime show into an anti-ICE manifesto sure is a choice (it’s gonna rule)

Bad Bunny making an exception to his “don’t perform in the US” rule to cuss out the president bilingually

I can’t wait for right wingers to pretend to have a take about Bad Bunny, who they definitely never heard of before this announcement

AAAAYYYEEEEE

He’s an apparent criminal who sold out the city in a rancid deal with the Trump DOJ that was so corrupt the only way out was to dismiss the charges against him.

You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet

There is waaaay too much time before I can support a primary campaign against Chuck Schumer. But yeesh, can someone at least challenge him for leader

Tf is this man talking about?!

That's Premier League striker Mikel Merino to you!

Imagine living in a country as diverse as this one and hating it. Weird stuff.

Well, if we’re going to prosecute people for lying to Congress…

Went down to the city to canvass for Zohran today! 10/10, would recommend

There is no measured way to say what I am about to say. If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court. I do not say this lightly.

Imagine scabbing for free tickets to watch DC United lose 6-0 😭

All I gotta say is that ICE didn't exist until 2003 and was only formed out of pure xenophobia. This is the end result of that xenophobia. ICE needs to be abolished.

(but it's delicious)

conservatives would crumble into dust if they had to actually exist in the world unsupported by their billionaire sugar daddies

If your worldview can't coexist with facts, the solution isn't to just change the facts.

this is the (intended) result of teaching Black history separate from american history, if you know about the fbi's response to Black-led civil rights movements none of what's currently happening is in any way unbelievable

Neeeeeed

All my best to this FEMA employee, and may they succeed in their mission:

Wtf is he even talking about?!

The shambolic attempt to stop Zohran Mamdani should give you a lot of hope. Some of the most powerful people on the planet would stop at nothing to prevent him from becoming mayor and they just keep slamming their dicks in the doorframe.

Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.

This is what the next generation of Democrats does: Refuse to ask permission. Refuse to “wait your turn.” Fuck that. It’s time for change, whether the gatekeepers like it or not.

In episode four Clutch becomes a ball hog and the other two get mad and their coach (voiced by very special guest star Lin-Manuel Miranda) teaches Clutch that when he shares everybody wins.

I assume that we won't get Surgeon General reports about the epidemic of white men shooting people and sociological studies about where their fathers are?