And here's the full gif I'm calling, "just let me squeeze on through here"

Soph was magical today. Had some magic happening, just couldn’t convert. Footy is a bad bad game.

I am a 1 match a day person. Kudos to #youpeople who made it to the Cherry Bombs FC match. Woof. A cold shower and carbs were calling my name.

Hotshot delivery incoming

Maybe just a little bit less on the pyrotechnics next match

If you’re not coming to the match, we’ve got folks looking for GA tickets today! Send them in via SeatGeek to [email protected] and we’ll raise some money for @thegcsf.org !! #BAONPDX

Tonight’s lesson: don’t challenge me to a good time.

I had a stress dream I forgot to return my rental car from a long time ago and forgot where I parked it. Don’t tell me what it means, but I really really need to find a new therapist.

PROJECT HAIL MARY IS AVAILABLE FOR DIGITAL PURCHASE. REPEAT PROJECT HAIL MARY IS AVAILABLE FOR DIGITAL PURCHASE.

I need a vacation from my vacation. I hope work is gentle with me tomorrow.

Excited to get home and back to my bed. But, overall, this has been an excellent break.

I could be happy in Louisville or Nashville.

Nashville was so amazing! Had some amazing dinner and dessert and cocktails/ and just walking down Broadway was like 15 live shows at once. Amazing. Love it. And it’s just Monday!!

Hey @tinalope.bsky.social - we found a black garlic caramel with burnt basque cheesecake that rivals VanCity. I need your opinion on Jan.

Made it to our new hotel in Nashville. Seems like a gem. Also, found some treasure along the way. #BourbonAway

I’m up to 7 bottles (6 whiskey and 1 honey) and 1 new piece of luggage. The math isn’t mathing. 😎

Life is hard. #BourbonAway

The Portland women's day shelter raised around $195,000 for guest services.

Liver and tummy said ENOUGH! Reading and water before we depart for Bardstown and Nashville tomorrow. Home on Tuesday. #BourbonAway

Love love love love love.

I’m so ready. #BourbonAway

I’m reading it as an Old Fashioned cocktail. Cheers.

What’s the cheese board doing? #RCTID

This place is like my Disney. And I’m spent. #BourbonAway

Perfect weather for a little baseball. #BourbonAwag

How do I get him back to Portland? #BourbonAway

I just sent these to the 107ist so they can re-home them with the money going to a good cause, but it is wild to me I cannot even give away Timbers tickets, when 10 years ago there was still a season ticket waiting list of several thousand.

Just so you know, @k-miglio.bsky.social has had 1oz more to drink today as me. In case others are keeping score. #bourbonaway

Partying with these guys tonight. #BourbonAway

WE 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 LEAVE 👏 THE 👏HOTEL BEFORE NOON WHICH IS STILL MORNING. #BourbonAway.

Guess whose purchase pile is who’s? Left v Right (wish Bluesky could do polls) #BourbonAway

My god bourbon is good

This weekend, we are listening to what service industry folks are telling us to do. For example: do you want a box for those leftovers? Do you want more coffee? Don’t get a mint julep. Where we draw the line: another round? What’s the worst that can happen? #BourbonAway

I’ll do scouting on Monday and Tuesday. Perfect.

Loving Louisville so far. My little work trophy is taking a victory lap (haven’t lost/forgotten it yet. Moved into hotel #2 for the weekend. #BourbonAway

Something white people really need to learn in this moment is to take a beat and interrogate their own discomfort.

Today has been an emotional roller coaster. Tomorrow will be better.

Sport psychology fascinates me so much.

It’s wild to be mad that woso is on espn sports center top 10. If you’re #BAONPDX, may want to skip tonight. Womp womp:

It’s okay Thornies. See you in Portland.

The weather is nice and now we are going to a tiger bar. Whooooop!

WHATEVER BOURBON VACATION STARTS NOW

Not having a good time.

Crap. They have a 50/50 raffle.

The sun is their 12th player. It’s harsh and right in their sight line. Damnit, Bev.

Booooooooooo. But also, come on Thornies

Show me a replay

The refs pants are falling down so we need to pause

SOPH GOALLLLLLLLLL