Official MLS ball better be an orange one in 2027

An ICE agent carrying an AR-15 stole a U.S. citizen’s car keys and wallet, then abandoned her vehicle in the middle of Portland Road NE and Ward Drive NE in Salem, Oregon.

Looks like I will be going into year 3 of not going into the stadium for the Timbers. Ned, you baby backed bitch

Legends at the Axe & Rose will be open at 8:30am Saturday for the semi-final. Mimosas and taps will be flowing. 107IST members get in free and guest passes can be purchased for $10. #BAONPDX

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

lol my dad accidentally called me on WhatsApp then proceeded to bitch about how terrible that game was for a couple mins before deciding he needed to go to bed

In other news, Democrats folded worse than the Timbers today.

Weeeeeeeeee

Leave. Him. There.

Anyway how about those Thorns

Aaaaand I’m out

I can’t wait until we are rid of Neville ball. Please leave him in SD before heading back to PDX

Holy fuck I’m tired

Angry capo face has returned

Holy shit

Why god

Once more into the void with (some of) my noise makers #BAONPDX

Match day anxiety at 11 🫠

Nashville can you please do the thing

My stomach already hurts in anticipation for tomorrow

Oh my GOD. A perfect ending lmao

4th circle of hell: never endingPK shootouts

Oh my god what an awful PK lmao

sounders 2nd string keeper looks like a bully in an 80s high school movie

What even happened there

More playoff PKs incoming

Louisville didn’t practice PKs huh

NWSL after brunch

It’s just as devastating and beautiful as the other 2 mystery drops cool coolcoolcoolcool

Oh they mic’d LH up for THIS match? Lmao

Aw Luana 😭🥹

Me behind Tariq every time he goes down the stairs

Angry Marta could power the entire state of Florida, good GOD

Can both of these teams lose please

What is happening right now, Prime

Laura Harvey on the sideline right now : Hey ChatGPT Marta is mad and the crossbar won’t stop blocking shots what do I do

Was “girl dad bullshit” on the NWSL bingo card

Oh this ref cam sucks lmao

We may or may not be looking at available dogs to adopt again…

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Playoff food drive! Folks really stepped up last weekend, but the Timbers & the Thorns aren’t done yet and neither are we. We’ll be collecting food again while the Axe & Rose is open Sunday. That’s 9-11:30am, 2-3pm for the Thorns match and then 5:30-8pm for the Timbers watch party. #BAONPDX #RCTID

Just washed and refilled the bird feeder and now all my bird friends are chit chatting about it in the yard 🥹

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Point em out. Let them stand beside you in your "time of need." Say their names just like you said Banda's name. Don't be shy now. Stand on business. Your transphobia and racism aren't alone in this league, so tell us who.

Snapshot of tonight: •Mamdani wins NYC Mayor •CA passes Prop 50 Redistricting •Maine votes NO on voter ID laws, YES on red flag laws •VA Dems Sweep statewides & pick up 10+ seats in House •Cincy reelects Mayor Pureval, beats JD Vance’s brother 78-21 Embrace victory tonight. Get to work tomorrow.❤️✊🏽

On top of all of what’s already happened today, we’re supposed to get the final Hayley Williams song drop soon. Banger day. Truly.

I almost got stuck in Lloyd Center lmao

Finding out Mamdani won at a riot grrl themed event to launch a new women’s soccer team in Portland in an abandoned Ulta at the mostly empty Lloyd Center mall was the best way to find out thank you

Dick Cheney dies the same day a Muslim democratic socialist is elected mayor of New York Days like this make me think, for just a brief moment, the world can be good and a little funny

More women’s soccer in PDX 🍒