Baby I can’t do a Merlot.

The American people want the Epstein Files, not Greenland.

Dawg, I love New York Nay so much. I love New Yorkers 🤣

The sex couldn’t have been THAT good…Jesus

Dawg, we had sex one time 13 YEARS ago. Leave me alone!!!!! Fuck!

Let me go head and pour myself 🍷

Ain’t no way these people have college degrees lmfao. Ain’t no way…

Another day of working after hours because people are fvcking incompetent. 🙂

Cl*ts when lesbian sex finally ends after 3 business days

Red hair be lookin so good on white men. Not actual “red” hair, but the ginger white men. Mhm! 🙂‍↕️

This constant push of individualism is also why society is having a hard time romantically and I’m willing to die on that hill.

😈 hehe - DM me if you dare. I’m on THAT type of time today.

How @plantthugy.bsky.social will be as an uncle/daddy lol🤣

I’ve never understood the Michael B Jordan hype. It’s like 15-20 people I could name at my local corner store 🥴

Ya’ll the last 12 seconds I would uninstall 😭 They were so mad omg ☠️ 💀 ⚰️ Ayoo shout out to “igotthis”, lmfao understood the assignment like a mf 😭

It really hurts my feelings when fine asf ass men cut their beards because why would you do that 🥺

Just feels a bit “colonizer”. Again, that’s just me.

I don’t travel to other places without volunteering there. Something about leeching off the land and not giving back rubs me the wrong way. That’s just me tho 🙂

Annnnnddddddd, just like that, I miss my babies. I hope they’re safe and receiving love wherever they are 😩

my baby heirs with baby hair and afros!

I especially love black cats!! And Black black cats 😂

About me, but Smash Ultimate:

This is so true. They treat my sweet baby like she ain’t HER fr.

It’s not lost on me that ya’ll only show the lightskin/biracial cats love on this app. I have not seen ya’ll go up for a tabby or darker skinned cat ONCE - including my baby.

I love when the algorithm decides to be childish

This person is gorgeous. I hope it’s not ai.

I was battling a DK main the other day who I lost to (by a strand) and was irritated with myself until I remembered I’m not a basic ass bxtch

Do not yell at me. I don’t like that. If you’re upset, we can talk. I would never yell at someone I love.

. They’re looking into her background to try to find a way to retroactively justify the guy shooting her in the face through her car in a lynching

I remember when legos used to be accessible 🙂

Really? I love being called that, lol.

Friendly reminder that the CEO of Chipotle is backing the Gofundme of the man who **** Renee Good in the face 3 times 🙂

When that first sip of wine hits the back of your throat after a long day at work

😂😂😂

I’d love it if people got to know me based on who I am on the inside and now what I look like on the outside 🙂

☠️!!!

☠️!!!

I can’t do pop anymore. Too sweet. Sparkling water all day.

Oomm is cute asf, but they’re just so goddam sensitive man…

To my defense, tell your man to put his cakes up. Shit ridiculous, how am I supposed to know? 🥴

It’s this “straight” nigga in front of me at the gas station sagging. Cute asf. He saw me staring at his ass and looked at me. I kept starin cause I didn’t give af. I’m grown, you grown. You know wtf you doin…

Happy Skircle Sunday 🍷 🍿

I’m so mad I wasn’t old enough to go to the club in the 2000’s! You mf’s just stand on the wall. I’m tryna turn up!

I wanna dance man!! Who tryna come over and have a lil dance party shit

Mmhmm 🙂‍↕️

2000’s music was unmatched if I’m being honest.

This was such a dam good album

I’m going home To the place where I belong Where your love has always been enough for me…