Today’s Black Men Run is in honor our fallen soldier, Wil White, who we lost earlier this year 🫡

IDK what it is about my body that KNOWS I’m going for a run and decides as soon as I grab my keys it decides it needs to purge itself

Ngl I feel so incredibly smug for being right about NFTs.

Pool was colder’n a witch’s tittie!! Lemme lay in the sun ☀️ and keep my lil tan this season

Lynda Carter

DC Folks I'm headlining at the DC Improv for their 34th Anniversary! Get your tickets now July 16! dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/shows/373913

If for nothing else, it was good to see Geena Davis being fabulous on The Burroughs

I know it’s an old Black grandmother saying. But when you tell the truth, you don’t have to keep up with a lie.

Cuidado. The mosquito🦟 nthem are clocked in. Stepped outside for 36 seconds and was jumped

I’m looking thru a PHYSICAL photo album and I just pinched a pic to try and zoom in…COOKED! WOW! 🤣🤣🤣

folks is goin through it, chile.

Paid my monthly housing fee early just so I can get a head start on starving

Including my middle name, all my Spanish last names, my nickname and my aliases

Still the best way to keep Evangelicals on your side: appeal to their hatred of others.

Happy Birthday Gladys (82yrs young)! Sis represents an era when we SANG!

Pocahontas:

Pool’s open

That’s a wrap #acTOR

i think one of the worst parts of grieving that no one talks about is seeing their faces in strangers walking down the street. That feeling is so heartbreaking.

Let's prioritize installing solar panels on structures like car parks and building rooftops instead of agricultural land, as this approach embodies sustainable development.

CEOs are already saying that if folks buy GTA 6 at the alleged $100 price tag, that will be the new normal price for games. Like, they are TELLING US the consequences of our actions and folks are still like. “BuT iTs GaMe Of ThE yEaR, bRo!”

🚨CHARLES COUNTY MARYLAND🚨 They’re trying to put a data center in Waldorf and White Plains. And then down in Newburg. County meeting 6 PM June 1 Charles County government building sign-up starts at 5:30 PM.!! PACK THE HOUSE

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

Back on set for reshoots! I had a full beard and more hair so I guess screw continuity… #actor

Fasted #cardio #run

Please share. Thank you. #missing #missingperson #missingchild #nyc

I've been working since 7am and I just now closed my laptop. What ain't done today simply won't get done today.

Ok Big E. Guide damn

Yeah 😐

Babyyyy, time will show you why circumstances allowed you to never link with a person and that it actually helped you dodge a bullet. Yes, they ended up being both a Barb and physically violent to the person they eventually linked with, claiming they'd do it again nshit. Not every loss is a loss.

Chipotle employees leaving training:

This happened in Boca Raton… check those charges closely. My problem is that the victims had to point out to LYFT that the photo was AI generated 🤷🏾‍♂️. Ya’ll start snapping pics / taking short videos of the back seat when you exit the share ride.

The family in Soul Food when Teri grabbed that knife:

Remember it, for one. And plan something that shows me that you really know what iiiiii want, not what's convenient or an excuse to do what you want. I'm looking at you cousin Andrew who planned a Dave and Busters bullshit. I damn near punched him in the mouth when I pulled up 😒

Andrew said it best about that Bullpen debacle www.instagram.com/p/DYxut5uCYX...

Project Manager: "Careful with this client when you design the campaign. They're super picky." Me doing my thing, ignoring the 'be careful':

Google destroyed search to stop people from accessing useful/accurate info. Elon destroyed Twitter to stop people from spreading useful/accurate info. Meta rewards bot traffic to stop people from seeing useful/accurate info. Bezos bought WaPo to stop it from reporting useful/accurate info...

wooow

This is why accurate US history has always been censored.

So the person that is being put over the comms team is not a designer, and her background isn’t in comms. The first thing she’s done outside of micromanaging is create an AI flyer. AI ruins branding. AI ruins trust. You cannot stand out looking like everyone else.

At least Thursday through the weekend will be dry and pleasant

You know you hosted a good kickback when the guests stayed for almost 7 hours 😌