OXYGEN!!!🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣

That 4 random pix thread is taking it. Ain't seen a bad one yet

I can participate in this thread with a pic I took when I had a Britney moment but imma gone head and keep that one for the documentary

I don't need to see another video to see that there was another video of them doing the same thing that they did in all of those other videos.

Had drinks + dinner with a friend last night and he saw firsthand how knowing Spanish and cracking jokes with the Latino waitstaff, provides dividends. E.g - Several of the items we enjoyed were not on the bill 😌😉

Me, that year I moved to Orange, NJ fresh outta high school. I was back in the Caribbean in 6 mos.

Brick up in this spin class. Urrbody got they outside clothes on 🥶

COME ON IN THE ROOM BISHOP BABA 😩

Space ships. Talking tigers. Magic sword that turn men into gods. Zero afro picks. #HeMan

BITCH IT’S COLD

Anybody else pee after drankin and sober up? But also not really bc I’m bout to fall A asleep in this Uber

Thank goodness everyone spent months deciding that the Chinese were stealing our data so we could switch to good old patriotic American data stealing

You know that violent sound your dryer makes when you try to dry a pair of Nike's? That's what it sounded like as soon as they closed the thing when I tried sensory deprivation because I lost my shit in there and started boxing 😭

Save your date night DMV-ers! dc.eater.com

Let it.

“After swearing up and down he wouldn’t cook for anyone ever again, our plucky young hero sat in satisfaction at how his rustic and hearty oatmeal was gobbled up by someone he just gobbled up…”

Time pill. Without question.

What's the point of this stupid March for "Life" in DC today?? Y'all already got what you wanted right? Women are dying while waiting for emergency abortions. Women are having babies that they end up putting in dumpsters. BECAUSE OF YOU MFs!! TF you messing up my traffic for???

This grad student (maybe my distant cousin?) has done amazing work here

It always fried me that you gorilla back bastards always buy water, bread, and milk like you’re gonna survive an apocalyptic event off of that alone.

I want my own planet. 🌍

Oh grandma… that you lived long enough to see the cook I became You would’ve been so proud to see that lessons served me well 🥺

Will that new He-Man movie shit the bed? Well Jared Leto's in it so hedger yer bets.

Meanwhile at the “Board of Peace”…

democrats are scared people will think theyre against this

Okay. So we self immolated ourselves on the international stage so we could keep the defense framework we established with Greenland 70 years ago. Sick.

🗣️BEEN

This juice is made of apples from The Garden of Eden

People basically asking me to do their job for them when the smallest effort OR google search would've solved their problem/issue in less time than they took to bother me. Laziness is at epidemic levels.

DELROY LINDO

Someone please help him out. Can't you see he's hurting???

Honey the gworls are fighting in this board meeting 👀 Do what you want just make sure my check gets deposited on time please and thank you

1/3

With the storm going on maybe I’ll eat everything in my fridge instead of wasting money

You at 22.

Me and who?

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

If you read carefully, MANY of us on the SL are suffering from insomnia. And it's not from being on our phones all day. It's from the constant barrage of hopelessness in the world that this administration has wrought. We don't see a way out of this mess. So our brains can't rest w/o drugs

If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200. Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.

Get snowed in with them if you ain't pwussy

Sent this picture and said “According to your availability, here are my plans for us this week” then gave an itinerary. Don’t say I never put y’all on game bc I’ve had 100% success rate w this

Not to be alarmist but they’re already swarming the grocery stores. ❄️ ❄️ ❄️

Morning! While my anxiety is asking me to worry about things outside of my control, I choose hope today because...

I just adopted this lady as my aunt

Greenland’s Prime Minister is now warning their citizens to prepare for invasion from the United States under the direction of the fascist MAGA regime. Don’t blame me, I voted for the intelligent supremely qualified black female prosecutor, not the career criminal.

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