Bamboo bed linen

Reminder that the #1 rule of Zombieland is that cardio saves lives.

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Family members tlambout me in their lil group chat after I told them I can’t financially rescue them anymore

The cassette tape I had of this was ultimately worn out from me playing it so much

Sneak peek of the site refresh I'm doing for the United Stated Pride Basketball Association. This client creates safe spaces for LGBTQIA+ athletes to showcase their talents and compete on a national level. Very proud of them for building this community and getting big sponsors like Spalding!

Everybody wants the same thing don't they? They wanna see their children wam The wanna see the game on Saturday They wanna shelter from the storm

Basically would be like bitch stop lying

Should down a glass of vino and jump in the bed shouldn’t I

Simple. Next question.

This is why THEY can never be the ones to teach us about ourselves when they see us as lesser Our traditional practices are not demonic and evil

What did y'all look like in college?

Happy pie π day btw I will have the TJ's apple blossoms with coconut milk ice cream HBU?

For clarity on the current situation…

I blame yall.

Granny apples, spinach, kale, pineapples, mango, ginger, guava, banana, blueberries, chia seeds, coconut milk all went into that smoothie. When I tell you the way that witch’s brew marched through me like a parade.

They said the couple that was on their way is bringing their service dog so they couldn’t refuse them and that they’d find us another table if we were uncomfortable. Now, I don’t wanna be judgmental and I’m sure y’all will correct me but that ain’t no service dog is it?

Prolly not driving until the war is over

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

Maybe don't compare yourself to the person who has more lived experience and also failures that they learned from. Be inspired, not jealous!

Helped my godkids get ready for school today. Them lil monchichis gone reset my mood every time 🥹

Well this aged well, yes?

Look, I'm not a fool and so did not actually believe that Fool's Spring was spring, but that doesn't mean I'm not angry about Second Winter 12seasons.nyc

Fasted all day on accident (deadlines) Will reward this mistake by trekking to Puddin'® for some red beans + rice.

Coming home to your loved ones should not be taken for granted. This could've easily been any one of us that uses GW parkway. I literally drove it 5 days ago.

Requesting a refund, reversing the charge, closing my account on this Spring that I purchased 🤨

Jamal can announce his particular boycott is over. And the folks who are supporting the MN organizers can continue to boycott Target. Welcome to the both/and.

It's effing snowing after being almost 90º yesterday

This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon. Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org

We’re deep in “Is it The Onion?” territory. We’ll never recover.

If I offer to cook for you, just know I got love for you cuz I don’t cook for just anybody.

IDK paying bills in the middle of a war just feels wrong

Target Boycott not over in THIS house! Suffer!

I chose to be happy today, come what may Soca from this season is helping Celia Cruz's catalog is also helping

2022 vs. 2026 Moisturizer + Aquaphor helps with the aging imho

#Paradise may be TOO good a show It’s not often a sophomore season of a show eclipses its first amazing season

The thing about Target is I’ve already got used to not going and it was entirely too easy to simply not spend money there 🤷🏽 you’re dead to me, sweets. Already done had the fune and everything.

It’ll always matter that a fascist republican in the Senate named Tim Sheehy was so emboldened to commit violence that he took it upon himself to break the arm of a US Marine who was dressed in full uniform at a hearing simply for protesting the illegal war in Iran.

The revenge of Taco Tuesday is real That’s what my greedy ass get

Enjoyable

Oh it’s getting worse and worse.

The analog clocks in this home were trying to kill me. Thought I didn't get enough sleep but I actually got too much!

You are overqualified for any job you ever apply to. Watch this doge doofus show his stupidity trying to define DEI and why the holocaust was removed..

Don’t try to keep up with the Jones’s they’re in debt

Baby I adore you...

But the “Islamic regime are fanatics” SMFH

😂😂😂

Affirming each other >>>>>>>>