Splinter Cell is pretty good so far!

Okay bed is set up in the new place. Now to install this heated toilet seat/warm water bidet.

5 years we've been doing work for this client! She was on NBC, now her stuff is in Walmart! If you like long lasting, house filling, delicious smells, check her out! savvyscentsbysherrie.com/event/5th-an...

Was One Punch always this homoerotic?? 😲

I'm supposed to be putting this bed together but got lost down a rabbit hole of Moonshiners:Master Distiller www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVkm...

Graduated high school first in line, even before all the girls because I was 4'11 at 17 y.o. At 22, I stopped growing finally at just under 6 feet. (4 inches under 6 feet is still considered just under 6 feet dammit)

I love love LOVE that Durand and Destin’s concerts be sold out. Not that long ago, queer artists (at least openly queer ones that weren’t Queen or Elton John) could never even conceive this type of success. This sparks joy🤩

😭😭😭

18 miles?!? #running #runners #exercise #fitness #health #marathon #training

Me and the young lady in dark blue started this company as a side gig in 2011. Now we’re MBE, SBE, WBENC, etc. with 10x the staff, taking meetings with chambers of commerce and Fortune 500 brands. I woulda never thunk/thought it! I’m still broke but at least I can buy an empanada for dinner 😛

A prize to whomever first guesses who I’m finna be for Halloween

😔☹️😞

It’s people out here telling you to protest and not shop at certain places who couldn’t even leave Twitter because it meant losing their online validation. 🥴

My good friend is hiring A/V techs! (entry-level) careerpathwaysconsulting.applytojob.com/apply/JwK2WE...

As I opened the door to this venue the lunch in my stomach “talked back” audibly via my rear and them yt ppl stopped their convo, as I feebly attempted to blame the door for that concert

Corporate photoshoot for our company prior to tonight’s client appreciation event. We just some young hungry bammas that are somehow killin it despite attacks on inwards these days 😌

"Stop calling us Nazis!!! 😡" Meanwhile:

He arrived in the US at 9 months old, got wrongfully convicted of murder, spent 40+ years in prison for a crime he didn't do, and now he gets arrested by ICE and faces deportation. This is pure evil. Any admin acting like this wouldn't hesitate to destroy your life or mine.

This loud ass icemaker made me think somebody else was in this mf apartment with me. Heart beat so violently my left tittie visibly jumped.

I come fo dis wuk, sign me up I come fo dis wuk, sign me up I come fo dis wuk, and I gon' wuk it properly BOSS LADYYYY

Somebody called them Arby’s Steak Bites “penguin backs” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Black Men!! THIS!!! ✊🏽🤎

Ravyn Lenae was a good time lemme tell ya

Deloitte, Tyson, Coca Cola, Unilever, Mars-Wrigley, P&G, etc. are sponsors of my largest client's event that I've been planning for almost a year and this stupid shutdown threatens to shitcan the whole thing bc federal employees who are supposed to be there can't attend. 🍊🍕💩 is fvcken up my paper!

a real water is wet scenario here

D’Angelo has spoken against his sex icon image. He was pushed into that by the label and hated when he was on tour and ladies were treating him like a stripper. I hope in his passing we can celebrate his incredible musicality and dedication to the craft. 🌚

I know I didn’t just read D’Angelo died. Not 7 months after Angie passed?? God, you keep aiming and missing! Do your big one already!!! 😫

In one of today's meeting, the head IT dude said repeatedly, "I agree with Armand" I'm not super smart, just practical. This comes with age, which is often discredited in my field.

Jumped back into my ridiculously unreasonable argument with my friend that yogurt is for women only. I believe it is a female food and I won't be explaining or apologizing.

Post-workout breks at Kaldi Social House

Couldn’t do this a few months back 🫢

Leon Thomas’ pen is legendary

A 2 car accident I passed 20 mins ago is now a 6 car pile up. I also passed two more crashes on my way to the gym. I have no idea where you people are speeding to in this wet weather but you finna catch your death trying to get there.

That pastor that forbad me from performing is finally leaving the church!! 🎉

May She Rest In Eternal Peace/Power , Miss Major Griffin-Gracy 🙏🏽❤️❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️❤️🙏🏽

Already got my Halloween fit but OMG I wish I thought of this 😅

😂😂😂 “My client” = Kelly Rowland

Government workers 👇🏾

Y'all be safe out there! There's a bunch of "law enforcement" at Gallery Place DC

Money don’t change you, it unmasks you

It’s all fun and games till we both commenting.

I'm just trying to sell this old ring Claude. Not give you a literal means to put a spell on me 😒

I have used so many rewards points for free shit lately. For online orders, plane tickets, hotel stays, etc. There are real dividends to pay for EVERYTHING with your credit card(s) then pay it off at the end of the month. Spending with that debit card has diminishing returns y'all!

YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The Running Man remake looks fun. Hope it doesn't shit the bed.