This illiterate, tangerine, cotton candy haired, bigot bitch has the nuclear codes.

I cannot wait for the Mariah listening party this Sunday. The last Mimi event was so turnt.

Listen. When ya'll see him over there with Empire Hakeem and Kobi and them...dont' be surprised.

I stopped listening to “The Read” years ago because then niggas was depressed and angry and didn’t realize it at the time. I don’t need help being negative so I unsubscribed. The discourse around Crissle and her delivery is not surprising,

Everything been fucked up since y'all stood them brooms up in y'all pagan kitchens

America has a problem, and it’s white.

What would you do if you were Bia?

IF YOU ARE MAD AT ANYBODY EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR HIM TO BE THERE, AND YOU ARE WHITE, YOU ARE WRONG.

Woke up on Kehlani’s feed today 🤣😆 I really be acting stupid when I think no one is looking and then they always look.

I give two pieces of advice to cishet women: Do not ever propose to a man. Do not ever eat that man's ass. Some things ya'll just don't need to be doing for the long haul.

Yes, but I did my level best to be insecure in my therapist's office. And when I wasn't I made it clear that it wasn't his issue to fix, but would love an assist in feeling better about certain things.

So, blame her for losing...then blame her for explaining what led to the loss in a way that's going to be least disruptive to the people who WANT to hear from her. The alabaster audacity.

La Croix tastes like someone in the other room thought about fruit

I know we all keep talkin about it since the tour is going on rn but I am genuinely FLABBERGASTED by how many of my mutuals love them some Chris brown. Like normally it’s the degenerates who keep supporting low lifes like him but it’s been like, upstanding women with sense and 401ks. The chokehold?

Album delivered via drone in Texas, by Walmart. Atlantic’s whole 4th quarter depends on Cardi and they acting like it. 😭 amp.tmz.com/2025/09/19/c...

Oooh I just know it’s colder than a Chicago winter in 1972 in there too.

The barber is the most lethal shot tho. And if you bad, somebody on his favorite team.

I’m back to intermittent fasting and this 18 hours of fasting is wearing my ass out.

“I hate when a bitch think she cute ‘cause she light skin” ME TOO BELCALIS. ME TOO.

So it turns out the Janet feature was indeed a sample, which I’m highkey happy about because ain’t no way she got in a studio with Cardi before giving US any new music. That said, I’m told this will be a single and possibly a video so… that’s exciting

Oh Bia talked about Kulture!? Oh she earned this dragging.

This man is gunning for a political position next year and he's going to be a loud, wrong and disenfranchising voice for black ppl during the election season. Make your plans now to start educating our fellow black men, bc he's going to damage any slim chance we have at reigning in Trump.

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

I want you all to be prepared for what’s going to happen when the Tangerine expires. The GOP is going to “rebrand” and act like nothing that happened, happened. The internet will be scrubbed of the footage. They will claim to have been “misquoted”, they will lie, twist and gaslight.

I saw a mayo monkey on my feed talking about his “gym smell” and that’s when I knew I landed back on that cursed ass discover tab.

What's happening to Colbert and Kimmel is diabolical, absolutely. But censorship to this degree has been happening. People simply ignored it bc it happened to Black and Brown people first. Melissa Harris Perry, Tiffany Cross, Joy Reid, Don Lemon. Marc Lamont Hill. Karen Attiah just this week.

Sleep. Quality of sleep. Mattresses. Deep Sleep. Measuring sleep.

Sometimes I think America deserves what it’s getting at the moment.

D4vd is going to j4il.

The baddies be there on a long lunch on a Tuesday. I know because I be meeting them there 🤣

Vinyls + Studio Monitors?! Where have I been?

Palm rolls!

NGL, I’m feeling really defeated today. A box of 10,000 labels was stolen literally off my doorstep. This sets me back considerably and we cannot afford to replace this print run as it took three weeks and thousands of dollars. I’m trying not to let it derail me but…yeah.

Think about how bad the projections for infection are for this winter for the health insurance companies to come together and do the correct thing.

The Velvet Rope era was high art beginning to end. From hair color to piercing to wardrobe to photography to tour to the international Pepsi commercials. The themes of depression, homophobia, bisexuality, love on the internet, DV, BDSM all in 1997.

“Island Life” is my absolute favorite Janet song. Second place for deep cuts is “Diamonds”

I think I was around 5 when “Nasty” dropped. “Who’s that eatin that nasty food!?” would have me screaming in laughter every time. I then learned who she was related to and I was all in.

Empty

Come Back To Me

Janet got more daughters and grand daughters than Father Abraham has sons

I’m sure there’s some fuckshit happening in the world today but I am very much still trying to process that Janet THEE Jackson looked me dead in my eyeball and sang the words “through thick and thick through thin, I’ll love you to the end” TO ME. Hand out and all.

Throb

The only other person who loves Janet like I do and I have been trying to get our respective asses in the front row for 15+ years. We finally made it!

What’s fucked about this, amongst several things is that this is the result of a lawsuit against an institution that primarily serves Hispanic communities. So again, black people suffer because of the anti blackness of POC who voted for Tangerine in droves. Fuck ya’ll.

DAMITA JO!?? She ain’t even hummed on a track for us in years so this better be a sample or some shit.

This interview confirms a few things for me: Cardi is going to have one of the best first week sales we’ve seen in a while. Kelly is a trusted and respected voice in the industry amongst insiders. That loud lady has no business with a talk show when Kelly is right there.

IDK WHO DID IT… But someone sent me AB’s “Fantasea” on vinyl for my birthday. There were only a few thousand of these made so it’s extremely rare. Whoever you are…THANK YOU!! 🥰🥹

So I keep my instagram locked down, but I know there’s a bunch of you here I’d like to connect with there. So I open it once a year if you’d like to follow! @/sansayoflight Padlock back on tonight tho 🤣

Welcome to X, our 10th anniversary collection. I went back and took a good hard look at our debut scent collection (cringed a little) and wondered what it would give if I knew then what I know now. So I reimagined them for 2025.