Idk I think they’re playing in his face. They know good and damn well he ain’t hitting those targets and when he’ll be to blame when the bottom falls out completely.

What are your favorite memes of you?

The perfect counter argument is that a. He couldn’t build his own brand, and a current valuation thereof, b. His highest earning period was during their marriage (her impact), c. Proof of his intentionally sabotaging her brand with his antics, disruption of shows etc. He’ll come out owing her.

I’m “My favorite YA book as a teenager is being adapted into a Broadway musical years old” 😭

All this “people don’t like to be scolded” shit is bullshit. BITCH YOU ARE STANDING IN A BREAD LINE CAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY, WITCHA DUMB ASS

That’s not even the reason (that would be fair). She was getting ready for a Senate run and had donors lined up, then Tangerine the Terrible told her to sit down bc he didn’t want her over there and they fled. She’s pissed and trying to save herself.

“The most true and accurate life story, as told by the Estate” WHO APPROVED THE PROSTHETIC!? 👃🏽👃🏽👃🏽

AYE!!!

This is always so funny to me because I can cook but I’m not a cook. I have friends who can throw together some random pantry ingredients and turn it into a Michelin star meal. I need time and a plan but I’ll turn it! Also didn’t think much of my cooking until I heard my Mom bragging about it 😊

Oh this sounds like sound reasoning.

I'm sorry but whenever I see one of the attractive ghey's photos float up the skyline and I KNOW they spend most of their online time over at Elon's I kinda get the ick.

I have anti-ruining-the-world sentiment and these piss baby white dudes with more money than God are actively making the world worse and worse just so they can race to be the richest man ever. Beyonce's art will be dissected and taught long after we're all dead. She's her own patron.

And once Ami Colè shut down she didn’t hesitate to hire that genius black woman to run her new beauty division. Meanwhile she sits on the board of a VC that could’ve kept her company alive. That bitch is a vulture like her mammy.

I gotta start being more like Beyoncè. I agonized over the holiday collection and completely redesigned and broke apart the original plan to make it more affordable. She pulls up every quarter like “Ya’ll niggas broke? Oh well. Here’s some merch!”

What are the first two words in my answer? Which one is capitalized for emphasis?

For ME, the statistical probability of a black American billionaire is so low anyway that the amount of harm that can be done in comparison structurally is minimal. These are also people who came from nothing and give quite a bit in comparison to what they take. One of them grew MY business.

Beyoncè gets on my nerves because she knows exactly what she’s doing. A Blue Ivy “management” hoodie for $150? Lemme get back to MY holiday collection because I’m obviously doing life wrong. 😭

And then hollering halfway through the term talking about "You're not fixing it fast enough"

There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

“Yes, Aunties.” WHACK HIM AGAIN ZORHAN!

stay tuned

Mamdani's DJ is eating this set up!

*taps the sign*

I’ll give Dick Cheney props for one thing. When he said New York would have a Muslim mayor over his dead body, he really meant it… 😳

I was in line to vote for Zohran at 5:55 AM this morning. I have been waiting for MONTHS to give Cuomo the fattest part of my ass to kiss. I'm going to drag Eric Adams Little Bill head ass until 2026 too!

YERRRRRRRRR!!

Black people always vote like our lives depend on it because we know it does. I love us.

BIG BREAKING: Democrat Zohran Mamdani is elected Mayor of New York City, in the largest turnout vote since 1969. He becomes the first Muslim and immigrant mayor of New York City, and the first Muslim to be elected of a major U.S. city.

MOVE RIKERS TO STATEN ISLAND.

STOMPED HIM OUTTTTTT!

Somebody done fell out at Spanberger's rally.

Cincinnati to Vance’s half-brother:

LFG!!!

Jay Jones won the AG position after selling them wolf tickets!? LMAOOOOOO. Virgina is FED UP!

Has Adam Kissinger always sounded like Daffy Duck?

So I'm not so worried about the results in terms of how Dems will do tonight. I AM concerned about how these freaks are going to try and strip them of power in the lame duck session/transitions.

Ask if he wanna do this before or after we get his involvement in the Epstein files distributed?

Cut to her coon ass opponent being called a "Low IQ (BLACK) loser" by her president.

Yes bitch, I did. 10/7/2023 was the tipping point and his largest act of desperation up until that point, almost removed from the government and the ICC was on his neck.

You gotta question anybody who spent too much time down at the Kompound in Calabasas.

At minimum they need to be yanked out of leadership positions ASAPTUALLY.

If he officially moves to Florida he can stand next to DeSantis and not have to stand on his tippy toes like he does on set with every other dude.

Keke Palmer has the opportunity to do the funniest thing today, re: Dick Cheney.

The main issue alot of folks have had against a Mayor Mamdani is his lack of govt experience. Yes, assemblyman is not mayor. However, it seems they forgot Big Sloppy was elected with ZERO government experience for the highest office in the land, and all bad intentions in mind.

Enlarge the pfp. You already know what time it is.

Ebro asked Cuomo about his Trump endorsement and Cuomo said

Prayers down.

DONE! Let’s go @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !