It's very hard to say, but I love this.

Even with an AWS crash, we still have a pod to post. open.spotify.com/episode/5L61...

How many?

Werner Park right now.

Please win

It feels weird to say with confidence, I'd be better at distributing the ball than a Premier League goalkeeper, but Donnarumma is making the case.

THAT'S IT WE'RE NEVER WEARING ALL WHITE EVERY AGAIN.

Goddamit Huskers

Kool-aid offering for tonight's game.

I'm bringing this back. God is great, and he smiles upon the Heavenly Kingdom of Omaha. May he bless us with another league title.

*to the simpsons theme* ☁️ The Chargers ☁️

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Wtf. "Semi-pro" my ass

The true holiday being celebrated today in Nebraska

IMO, Nebraska is not in the top 25 yet.

Frank Zamboni - Inventor of the Zamboni

Yesssss

Yeah sorry guys I forgot to do the Kool-aid post. This is why Nebraska isn't doing too hot.

We have a pod, and we actually feel pretty good for once! open.spotify.com/episode/4aQT...

My headphones (which I thought I had lost 2 months ago) have magically appeared in my backpack.

The library has Mario Kart: Double Dash

Having a beer at The Amazing Pizza Machine like the sicko I am.

The weekly obligation to post Kool-aid for the Huskers continues.

So I hear Swifties aren't even issuing death threats.

Man, I love paying 600 dollars for someone to look at my balls.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

Today is a good day to be blocked by a Red Sox fan.

Salt the pasta water, you heathens

GODDAMN SHORT CORNERS FUCK THAT SHIT

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Many thanks to @squints.bsky.social for making this possible.

Much thanks to @isaiahls9.bsky.social for this incredible photo of @braejohn30.bsky.social committing to the bit, I’m so proud 😂

Asking for 600 dollars

Did I just see a Chatt player attempt a Zidane head butt?

I need this shirt

Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit.

Can we get a thank you in the chatt

Eat shit Chatt

They would probably just kill you if you made this banner in MLS

Thank you, Crystal Palace, for the spiritual Everton win.

Big news: Weather is woke.

How it feels to not like a soccer jersey everyone seems to like.

A very sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world.

This did not happen.

It matters. It's a trophy. It's an achievement. I will always maintain that.

So I heard through the interwebs that The Rapture is on Tuesday, so get your stuff in order, I guess.

Inshallaha short corners will be no more.

Welp, it was fun. Definitely didn’t expect a win there, but hopefully, the defense and offense learn.