This might top 5 worst sponsors ever.

I'm willing to bet there's more Yankee fans than Rays fans in Tampa.

Brb gonna drink some bleach real quick.

Your unfriendly neighborhood first responder here. Please do not drive with your hazard lights on in this weather. Just use your headlights. Hazard lights are to warn people of a hazard, like your vehicle being stuck, not to alert people that you don't know how to drive in snow.

Driving home today at the beginning of the snow storm made me want to choke out every driver on the road.

So, the wooden spoon is on the cards, right?

The discovery that ICE began using Subarus shook me to my core. My culture is not a costume

Arsenal is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posts that aged like milk.

Unexpected Bundesliga

Carney a Toffee?

Nebrasketball, I need you to win tonight.

Listen, I love the enthusiasm, but no, we are not even close to an ocean. We even have a term for how landlocked we are.

It's giving.

This is heat 🔥🔥🔥

Fire the entire mop crew

Well

Hell yeah.

How it feels watching Sam Darnold win the Super Bowl.

The Gatorade for the post game celebration isn't Lime Cucumber, so I don't care about this anymore.

Ok, everyone, grab your hammers. Time to smash up some data centers

Oof

My boss is falling to his knees right now.

is that? no way

Tight ends in a prostate cancer commercial. Everyone go home. That's the best commercial this year.

Also fuck crypto too

So when we all watched that Levi's commercial, we all thought of the 2005 movie Robots, right?

WATCH THE TRAILER NOW???

"Is it OK to eat mud?" WHAT DO YOU THINK

Not the only one to notice lol. bsky.app/profile/brae...

Why the hell is the NFL playing Flagpole Sitta? Lol

People after 3 hours of patriotism before the Super Bowl: ....... People after a pride night: "I hate when people bring politics into sports"

Conservatives watching American Idiot live

As always. The Winter Olympics are where the real fun is.

Nebrasketball

UP THE TOFFEES! 💙

SEIZE HIM!!!!!

I played through a cold last night during my soccer match, if that means anything.

I have a cold kicking my ass right now, and I hate it.

*Saves as CONCACAF intensifies*

You know I’m something of a Boca fan myself

Rejoice as it's CONCACAF champions cup season again.

Guy on Jeopardy got both daily doubles on the round back to back and did not sweat the answers. I wish I was as cool.

This is perfect

Union Omaha needs to come back because I'm surrounded by too many people who aren't fans of the same soccer teams as me.

Corinthians, if you win this, you get my money.