that we have built an alternate media ecosystem in which every American city is an apocalyptic hellhole - completely unmoored from reality - and the political system has collapsed to the point that the president can use this fabrication to send troops against his own citizens is a staggering failure

I swear to FUCKING GOD if I see people say "Iowans voted for this" I will knock your shit out. 1) nobody deserves this 2) Des Moines is a blue bubble in this fucking red state 3) NOBODY DESERVES THIS

Des Moines is the semi-liberal bastion in Des Moines, and the Des Moines Public Schools are one of the particular bugbears for the Iowa GOP. This is absolutely a specific political attack on the DMPS, on the African community in Des Moines, and on the most diverse city in the state.

I'm sure those store closings won't coincide with the ones that have tried to unionize whatsoever, Starbucks would never engage in such blatantly anti-worker behavior!

Asking the real questions about this weekend's most important college football games in the group chat

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

it would actually be discrimination for GWAR to avoid depicting the President getting disemboweled on stage.

Y'know, even as a non-believer facing eternal damnation, this *does* seem like a pretty good week for the Rapture to happen

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Like I was saying, totally not gonna bite Nebraska later

Well, at least we look like shit in a slightly different way?

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Not beating the dog ass run defense allegations

HOLY FUCK

Goddamn, idgaf if you're out of bounds, hold on to the fucking ball

Saved it for the Huskers game and the whole thing is gone before halftime. It's probably fine.

God fucking dammit

🎈 🎈 🎈

I sweated my way in person through the shitshow that was the last time Michigan was in town, so this is at least going better than that did

I'm sure those two early drives that ended deep in Michigan territory with no points won't come back to bite Nebraska later

I’M A MAN, I’M FIRED

forever and always, amen

The liquor store is handing out samples of MD 20/20, what decade is it

The loser energy that radiates off "it's illegal not to like me" shit like this is palpable bsky.app/profile/zack...

What a day (derogatory)

Speaking as someone whose ABC station is owned by Sinclair: this sucks ass!

Absolutely fucking insane

What the actual fuck are we doing here

Never in doubt (do not fact check me on this matter), GBR

It’s nice when Creighton fans are sad

I am simply too nervous to perceive set 5

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

My fellow whites: Do not ever forget all the praise that the media, politicians, etc. heaped upon a man who made it his life's work to make the lives of the people who are trans, gay, Black, immigrant, Muslim, and women in your life an actual hell on earth. Do not forgive these chucklefucks.

thank god we’re all against political violence

I know we're all having fun, but we must Never Forget that Ted Cruz liked Cory Chase incest porn on 9/11.

I didn't think it was possible for the Yankees to clown themselves harder than when they memorialized Kissinger, and yet...

Anyways, happy birthday to the ultimate day 1 @isaiahls9.bsky.social

Lol. Lmao.

Well that's 8 seconds of video that I'm never gonna be able to unsee

My response to breaking news: NO COMMENT

Love a good Saturday evening safety

YoutubeTV is giving me the option to watch the Huskers and the Twins simultaneously, because watching one or the other isn't bad enough for my mental health

Mike Gundy’s gonna be living like the Unabomber in six months

I got dragged back into playing fantasy football this year, and based solely on how last night's game went, I now remember why I hate playing fantasy football.

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

the [redacted] had him speaking in wingdings you think he watched TCU tape????