THAT'S MY NAME

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I love drugs (the FCS championship game)

This is insanity

the lemon booty in this game is NUTS

This is a top-10 white guy open-field touchdown ever scored

Never in doubt

“NO ROOM AT THE INN” is insane. Using language from the story of Jesus’ birth is especially blasphemous considering that there’s a story in Matthew where Jesus, Mary and Joseph flee Bethlehem to escape orders from Herod to kill Jesus

how your first email after the new year finds me

really tired of seeing claims that our illegal kidnapping of the Venezuelan president is to "distract" us from the Epstein files. Trump and the men around him have wanted this for a long time. this is a bad thing in its own right, not some attempt to hide from accountability

Noted weakness *checks notes* ...opposing the explicitly illegal and violent removal of another country's leader and killing a bunch of civilians in the process for oil that the fucking oil companies don't even want

there is no constituency that needs you to fall all over yourself to call Maduro illegitimate before you dare criticize Trump. Voters have been down this road before. No one thought Saddam Hussein was a nice guy. Criticism of Maduro at this stage correctly reads as a defense of Trump to most people.

And there ya have it… Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”

Probably jacking off to all this

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

oh yeah there's no subtext here, it's not even regular text, he put that shit in BOLD - what happened to maduro can and will happen to anyone who won't play ball. he's threatening the world.

incredibly funny to see americans posting they hope congress will get the president for committing this war crime. what country do you think you live in?

What the actual fuck even by the standards of the Trump regime claiming to have kidnapped the sitting president of a sovereign nation is the most absolutely batshit thing so far. Hideous crime Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Ese malparido.

Goodnight everyone, especially Kent Pavelka

Kent Pavelka just slowly turns into a Tim Robinson character as this call goes on lol

Meanwhile, let's check in on the MSU locker room

If that second half didn't make Naismath roll over in his grave again, idk what will

SPARTY GETS THE TREATMENT.

GOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEDDD

GBR!!! 🌽

14-0. Never in doubt.

Anyone who has fireworks leftover from football season...it's time

BALL DON'T LIE

FUCK OFF

OH MY GOD

MAST

Aaaannnnnnd I'm back on edge again

Oh that's horseshit

Need to get Frager off the floor before he takes a second T

Did not expect this second half to be a comedy of errors

Just gonna spend the second half stressfully pacing up and down the block I guess

PBA after every Mast 3

RIENK MAST

Nebrasketball time

The refs are really doing this huh

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC

This is so worth being tired as shit at work tomorrow

The United States Men’s National Soccer Team on October 10, 2017

That was maybe the single most fun drive to watch all season

Today I saw God die

None of those words are in the Bible