lol. Chad. Catchin' Hands At Drop off

Worked out great in Revenge of the Sith.

Did your mother convey my birthday salutations, @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social?

This is the one suit this guy owns for any special occasion and he's had it since 1996

Mitch McConnell in the hospital, you say?

Just the Yps.

this is shit that a guilty toddler says when they're caught red handed.

Maybe Jordan Peterson should cry about it.

Ah Jeez. That's extortion, dontchaknow?

Narrator: "According to the constitution, you DO have to get a judicial warrant"

YOOOOO www.maptap.gg February 3 99🎯 94🏅 91👑 97🔥 84😁 Final score: 918

as a perfect metaphor for how this monday is going, I just removed a hair splinter from the back of my hand.

Illini escapes, but can’t be upset about having Frager back. Gonna need him over the next few games.

The dumbest people in the room are running this country

Between X-32, Freaked, and Killer Klowns From Outer Space, it’s been a night of cinematic magic.

I’m about to watch a film made by a buddy 20 years ago about a love learning robot and I can not be more excited about seeing this.

OH. MY. GOD.

Have we ever thought of, you know, NOT GIVING THIS HORSE'S ASS ANY ATTENTION WHATSOEVER?

Extremely tempted by the PS Portal. Anyone out there have one and can provide their feedback?

If only he could do something about it.

Never Forget the Battle of Higgin's Hardware.

Dogshit. Absolute dogshit.

He's going to sex the robots, isn't he?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him"

That'll do www.maptap.gg January 28 98🎯 98🔥 98🔥 80✨ 98🎯 Final score: 926

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

So new Jeep Rubicons are going for nearly $100K? Are you kidding me?

Unfortunately, Michigan doesn’t get the treatment, but tonight showed that Nebrasketball belongs. Missing 2 of our top 3 scorers and we still go toe to toe with #3. Lot of season left.

Fuck. This.

I’ve reviewed my taxes and I’m informing the ORS that they’ll have my filing in the “near term.” See how that sounds?

swing district dems need to run this on repeat.

NEW | Tonight's the night. The biggest game in Nebrasketball history. No. 5 Nebraska vs. No. 3 Michigan If you find that you're pinching yourself, it's OK. I can confirm that this is real life. Column: journalstar.com/sports/huske...

I need all of you to simultaneously cheer for Nebrasketball tonight, and be completely unaware of its existence, all at the same time. We need to be Schrödinger's Hüskers.

Comic Accurate Wolverine Ass Quarterback

Just in case you needed any additional evidence that the GOP is shitting its pants right now.

Bari Weiss at CBS' All Hands Meeting tomorrow.

How to Talk to Your Kids About #5 Nebrasketball.

When people in the local restaurant/foodie FB group say "Run, Don't Walk" to a certain place<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This would be a tremendous start.

GOPHER GETS THE TREATMENT.

*Loads Skeet* You know the drill folks…

"We go live to Michelle Tafoya who's got the post game interview with Polio" Polio-

Absolute GOAT tier.

THE IRON LUNG HUNGERS

Dan Crenshaw standing directly behind him makes this look like Cobra Commander addressing his troops.

As bad as being a fan of the Dolphins can be, it can always be worse -