The Pen is Red ass shade of blue.

Oh no, Penn State. Baby, what is you doin?

Strike up the John Denver

We’re so good we had to beat TWO countries

PAUSA DE HIDRATCION

[screaming]

A 14th amendment in the 45th minute

pausa de hidratacion

An autodialer. He reinvented an autodialer.

I believe in you. You should really show that heat who's boss and wear a rescue blanket under a wool trenchcoat. Nobody can beat the heat like you can, sir.

"MyouSeem"

Was this report issued by Dr Sherlock at the Institute of No Shit Studies?

JESUS CHRIST. no sooner do I turn the game on, England scores.

PAUSA DE HIDRATCION

Just an unbelievably bizarre way to talk about someone.

This save is nuts.

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Chad Ridgely is 100% an AI generated person. And not even one of the good AIs.

Lol. I love this.

My dad’s mother’s funeral was livelier than this.

“You’re making a fool of me” was the lyric that really brought this all together.

Excuse me? WHO hired Shaun Eichorst ?

BREAKING: SCOTUS eliminates campaign finance limits, allowing dark money to flow directly to political candidates. Billionaires and political parties now have a blank check, right before the midterms and beyond.

Let’s get this trash Tuesday started off right. Mitch Hedberg wasn’t funny.

I've encountered more people at @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social's Mom's place on a Tuesday night.

"The painter said that I'm the only guy who he said could pull em off"

phenomenally rich coming from the guy who's throwing every junk from every angle at keeping medical marijuana from being a thing in this state.

how about undoing all the Project 2025 fuckery before you focus on something else?

The longer that game went on, the more it felt like Brazil's

are you fucking kidding me?

Hawaii flights officially booked.

"I feel bad for our country, but this is tremendous content"

It's too hot to hold onto it, but my supremely early Trash Tuesday take is that Liquid Death is gross and I don't know why that brand is successful.

will I be driving a total round trip of 3 hours for an hour and a half samping?

Marcel Marceau having the only speaking role in an otherwise silent movie.

10 year old me is so jealous of 43 year old me.

I think I just witnessed the first ever fist fight at a weird Al concert

“We do a Watergate twice a day” is a crazy way to confess your own corruption…

I can't wait to hear the opinions of the dudes I went to high school with who are currently making $30K and will go to battle for landlords.

Goddammit, USA. Not Constantinople.

Öpiyë

OH GOD

Hydration Break

Ah yes, Algae are famously afraid of fences.

I will give my life for the Popeye's Republic of Australia.