Devin Gardner is insufferable on color commentary

It's been nice to just disconnect and build LEGO sets the last few nights. Just turn brain off, turn music up, and build bricks

Who did it worse? VCARB in Austin or Portland Hearts of Pine?

Wait, why is it going to be 80° tomorrow?

Fulham announce official kits (available to buy) for their Women’s team. Shahid Khan is the owner of Fulham FC And Tony Khan founded AEW. A family affair @shadesofbluenw.com

Remember Froggy from Little Rascals? This is him now. Feel old yet?

Found a slot machine that played Fall Out Boy when you got a big win. When I tell you it took a lot of self restraint not to spend every penny on that machine......

I might go full NFL sicko mode tomorrow. Only time will tell

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO BIG RED BAY BAY 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

Get me Beverly and I'll make a mixed drink of it with Malort

SKEEERRRRSSSSSSSSS 🔴🏐🔴🏐🔴🏐🔴

Nothing like Gyro Kings to soothe the pain of not getting a job you wanted

Nebraska’s new court is ready to go for Friday night.

What kinda cunty coward are you that you cant even type out bad bunny.

Yesterday was fun. Thanks again @unionomaha.bsky.social

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but you are awesome, your dreams are important, and you deserve happiness. Unless you're an ICE agent. In that case get fucked, bucko

The worst part of last night was when @chrisann.bsky.social wouldn't let me try and go pet an opossum

Nice little Ryan Becher celebration after the Pinho banger. It bounces. IYKYK. See you next time, Naples.

Have you ever had a soccer match so long you watched 60 minutes, left and got hotpot, and came back and you didn't miss a second of play? Couldn't be me

Oh yeah, and with that, we are BACK in the playoffs! Our title defense is still very, very much on. 😤 #OneMeansAll | 2-1 | #OMAvNAP

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"

SKKKKEEEERRRRRRSSSS 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Calafiori was pleased with his towel. #Arsenal

Husker Volleyball by a fucking BILLION 🧹🧹🧹

We love to see a football player drum major.

Where are the good places to donate hair? I think I'm gonna hold out for 2 years without a cut and then donate it. I know Locks of Love ain't it

Good God, Hamilton's helmet looks so good in the lights in Singapore

Great command of the language on display here

To celebrate the federal workers who represent the #OneMeansAll mentality, we're offering a free ticket for our 10/5 match to the first 150 federal employees to fill out the below form, until 11:59pm Saturday. We thank all of you for your dedication to the community. 🔗 tinyurl.com/UOFederalWor...

So do i buy a Switch 2 just for Pokémon Legends ZA?

It's October and it's still fuck ICE, Trans rights are human rights, free Palestine, and fuck Donald Trump

If y'all thought @braejohn30.bsky.social is the only one to commit to the bit about ridiculous shirts at soccer matches, wait till Sunday.

Can't wait for Union Omaha to *** **** to **** *************

Many thanks to @squints.bsky.social for making this possible.

@squints.bsky.social do you trust me? No where are you nipple at, Aladdin?

Parts of Pine quotes thread co curated by @qot7v.bsky.social and @omahapellets.bsky.social

I love getting adopted by the pellets

Would you let me be your business systems analyst? I'd let me be your business systems analyst.

Inside of you there are two wolves. One thinks Jessica should resign. The other thinks Cathy should resign. They’re both correct. Listen to the wolves.

Tummy hort

This Indie Sleaze dance mix has been making my workdays go by so much faster this past week, and also making me extremely nostalgic for 00's-10's Benson & Blackstone hipster house parties youtu.be/qZg6gLc2TD8?...

Fuck off can’t come out of my mouth fast enough

COLD JENSEN HAS SHUT OUT THE CHATTANOOGA RED WOLVES

I will buy it and pay for overnight shipping if you wear it Wednesday at the match

Sergio Guns Navarro with an absolute beauty

Südkurve München.