stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Union Omaha and Colorado Springs Switchbacks Unified teams after a great match tonight.

This shower is going to be so good. Why do I live in the midwest again?

Taking a page from @katemcfc.bsky.social book and bringing my son out to watch soccer

No. That's Pete Ricketts

Same

I got to do this twice on my coffee run today. Never gets old

Good idea Jake

NWSL going forward with this match:

Berman and the league don't care about players and they certainly don't care about hardcore supporters of the league

Worked remotely this afternoon at a local coffee shop that's connected to a brewery and took full advantage of both

Fort Wayne with the earliest red shown in USL history?

One of my less talked about favourite Leo moments for Arsenal. 😂🔴⚪

The Man.

[everybody, all at once] we fucking told you

Thank you for everything, sleep deprived raccoon. I'm not ready to say goodbye ☹️

I really wish he didn't play for City, cause I'm afraid I actually kinda like him

I had to drink a red bull just to make it through this Love Island finale. I'm sure I'll be fine.

Why does this soap dispenser I used sound like a British soccer fan saying "who are ya?"

Trimmed and lined up the moustache in honor of Lindsey Graham. Still waiting for IT to happen so I can shave completely

I'm still not convinced Prinx Tires isn't a money laundering front for the USL

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Much like the USL when it comes to expansion teams, they don’t sell those where I live 🤣

I set my phone down at dinner for 6 minutes after Union Omaha scores and what do you mean that happened?

Pausa de hidratación in the SPF Classico

evergreen skeet

It was beautiful outside today

Need to repost this

THAT'S MY STRIKER

pausa de hidratación

Fine, I'll put on my Trossard kit

Oh homeownership, you never cease to frustrate me with the random shit that breaks

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I see her everywhere :(

okay, so, that's rape

Imagine posting this and the person you're replying to is..... Katherine of all people

Oh fuck offffffff

Ugh

THIS ONE STANDS

Trash

OH MY GOD EGYPT

Elneny and Wenger! 🥹

Ok done being sad about the USMNT. There's so much more soccer to enjoy. There's NWSL this weekend and USL 1 & C tomorrow, and plenty of other men's national teams in the men's World Cup with great stories to follow. Dig in to your local club, go watch a game, and have a blast