CORN

OGBECHIE

she's also a seamstress

Iowa grad moment

Should I open my Cutwater Espresso Martini at 10:40pm on a Thursday?

turns out signing a cba then vetoing a proposed contract by claiming it "violates the spirit of the rule" gets the attention of contract lawyers and congressional oversight committees

But I don't WANNA go to therapy tonight

Oh hey there, Amanda Seyfried!

NEWS: The #NWSL board is voting on a proposal that would allow teams to pay top players beyond the current salary cap but with limits, w/the hope that it's a solution for Trinity Rodman and other stars. Proposal still needs to pass. Details (so far) on @espn.com 👇

Cal me A.I. cause my intelligence is also artificial

You think teal man ever shows up out of drag to volunteer for the sake of volunteering instead of being a face?

The massive Progress flag in their stadium is one of the things I actually respect Spurs for, this is spineless.

From Petrópolis to your metropolis. 🏙️ Welcome former All-League and USL1 champion midfielder Gabriel Cabral to Union Omaha! Read up more on Gabriel below 👇 🔗 tinyurl.com/UOSignsGabri...

TUESDAY

It's @qot7v.bsky.social birthday!

I feel like the line "they are not sad" can no longer be used after this match

In fact, talk to your children about multiple ranked Nebrasketballs

Fuck a Jaysker

Love to watch the ‘skers

I should've slept in

I know ads on social media are targeted, BUT WHAT THE FUCK

SHOW ME SAD RYAN DAY

Ohio State has now entered their submission

I don't wanna wake up at 6:45 tomorrow to watch an energy drink take on two papayas, but I am committed at this point

Husker volleyball wrapping it up before the Big 10 championship football game even made it to halftime is peak college sports viewing pleasure

Playing Mr. Brightside to close out beating KsU is some sly trolling

the only person I refuse to cheer for and the people around me notice— good 🥰

Somehow this is Rebekah Allick's fault

CAL POLY WITH THE UPSET

Cal Poly? Some are saying so

FEED CHOBOY

ESPN+ keeps switching to Wisconsin vs USC, and I cannot express how disinterested in watching that

Is it too early to put in Ogbechie?

I feel like this dog is an ICE K-9 unit

a post from the gallery to describe my mental health

Lol fuck the Cowboys. Detroit Lions forever

Hi, I got a new coat. Please be nice

Hey @unionomaha.bsky.social fans. It was just announced that they've partnered with Professional Sports Partners to find a stadium naming rights sponsor. If you could go to that IG post and tag Lego letting them know we want Lego Stadium at Millwork Commons, it would be greatly appreciated

On the 4th day of Redbull-mas my advent calendar gave to me.... Jackpot

Berman out

Damn. He really was the true successor to Arsene.

i think we should chase these people through the streets

damn someone left @squints.bsky.social unsupervised again and look what happened

On the second day of Redbull-mas my advent calendar gave to me.......