Time to mute @crunkchocolate.bsky.social and @katemcfc.bsky.social until Monday. #COYG

My new hat came in

USL PA posted a photo of a shoddy outdoor gym facility for an unknown team to show poor working conditions for players, and the club’s president outs the club by commenting that is the best they can do AND then tagged a player to corroborate they invest in players…. bro SIGN OFF

I have a pressure headache and caffeine and a walk outside have not done anything Send help

Not a chance am I drafting that coward who bailed on his team's postseason. Says he's finally ready to take up his cross and enter valhalla. I'll believe it when I see it

All I'm saying is that I wanna have words with the person who's been using a jackhammer outside my house for the last 5 hours

Good god. All of these kits, all of these promo photos, all of it. Inject it all into my veins

yet another in a long series of people who are really saying they don't like all the new friends and fans they now have, but he was the captain of the boat, not my problem

Why did I forget Arsenal legend Rob Holding is playing against Union Omaha right now?

Call me Larry the Cable Guy the way that everything I do is a bit and also I'm from Nebraska

The beautiful game

that Ben Sasse interview is a weightless People-magazine like nothingburger of a chit-chat between two men who somehow still refuse to look reality in the face despite one of them actively dying from cancer.

@unionomaha.bsky.social match day. Let's goooooo

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

weeeeeeee

SPLASHDOWN CONFIRMED

Pilot: "We see a great view of the moon...looks a little smaller than yesterday." Mission Control: "Guess we'll have to go back." 😭

Come get yourself a cutie!

When i get a new follower

Been reflecting a lot of the sudden passing of Bo Lueders from Harm's Way/Hardlore a lot. I know the may be repetitive, but my main takeaways are 1: Tell your friends you love them every chance you get. 2: Check in on your friends. We're all battling issues and a simple check in can mean the world

It’s amazing how much I hate the thing I waited excitedly for a decade for.

Quarter 1 just wrapped up at work, and guess what just got announced!

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

It really feels fitting that I have my therapy appointment scheduled today and it's storming

Hello from your least favorite Cadillac F1 Team fan

Yes, the Strait of Hormuz is now tolled and that's bad. Also there's an entire school of little girls that will never grow up and an entire country of people who are traumatized for the rest of their lives because they thought they were going to die, and that's way, WAY worse.

60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN. KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN

So do I still have to file my taxes or can we skip that?

I am once again reminded of how pretty much every sports media outlet fell over themselves to condemn the world cup being hosted in Qatar due to their human rights records. Relative silence this time.

At the end of the day, these people don't care about women's sports. Women's sports is just a means of acquiring power and influence that's financially unattainable for them in major men's sports.

Hey y'all real quick, what the fuck?

It's that week again

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Got worship out the way early so I can sin sooner. Can’t let his resurrection for my sins be in vain.

Sleeping good tonight💤

Wait, why does AV Alta have a foam party?

BATS DOWN

“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley

If I had a nickel for every time someone retuned on Easter weekend to save us from our own inflicted sins, I’d have two nickels… which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy that it happened twice.

You'd think this would bury his career but im gonna guess this actually will be a boost somehow

In case you missed it the last two nights, multiple #USOC2026 matches involving two USLC teams still elected not to play the first minute as a reminder of the ongoing negotiations on a new collective bargaining agreement with the league.

Ok, time to check Amtrak

BREAKING: Iowa State star Audi Crooks is entering the transfer portal. The nation's No. 2 scorer, and one of the most prominent faces in the sport, is on the market. The biggest name in the portal to date.

Ok, Colorado it is

Maybe it will happen during the address

Sometimes I get to practice doing cool shit