Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Alien: Earth (2025)

Huskers leading the way in stadium beers and Runzas sold. Neither are a surprise.

If only Gov Newsom cared as much about trans rights as he does about trolling Trump.

“God damn it, I was so fucking close!”

Not a single ounce of empathy in his body. He's seriously pissed that no one is paying attention to him.

Trump’s presidency in a single picture….

Ok, fine, I might actually shill out some cash to Lego.

Even Right Said Fred has no idea what other songs they sing besides “I’m Too Sexy.”

Why does this post make Rudy look like he is responsible for 9/11?

I didn’t think I’d need Bobby Moynihan to narrate a show about pigeons. #NaturePBS

Probably an ASMR for somebody, right? You’re welcome

I miss the days where a Shloske cost only 9.50.

I'm starting to think Zohran doesn't have a plan to make the rich richer...

Granted, I'm working tonight, so I'm watching this and getting paid to do it. But I've been looking forward to this one. We have a deal with the pigeons to watch this episode of Nature. #PBS

Why do I have to fill out the samn damn forms every time I go see a doctor or dentist? I filled them out last time, did you lose them already?

Yeah, but do you know how hard it is to get the smell of onions and mustard out of a bullet proof jacket?

Good chance Zohran has seen Alf Hog and Tom Boobadil.

stay tuned

So when can Schumer, Jeffries and other Democratic "leaders" go away?

None of what Trump is doing is popular and voters are telling us that

There are more of us than there are of them.

My current mental health.

'I could smell the onions and the mustard'

Dick Cheney died? I’m shot…I mean, I’m shocked.

LIVE NOW: Searching for endangered and #lostmedia on #VHS tapes so we can safeguard it at @archive.org. IS THIS ANYTHING? is live now on Twitch. WATCH: twitch.tv/uncommonephe...

If you don't think you can finish a marathon (myself included), you can. It doesn't matter how long it takes, someone will be there to cheer you on at the end.

If you go to a local bar and see someone in a Nazi costume and no one does anything about it, you’re in a Nazi bar. You don’t go dressed as Hitler for Halloween. There’s no excuses.

I am completely checked out right now. 🤨

Ope.

When she says “my child” and you roll your eyes.

Don't they know you can move a tire more quickly by rolling it? Work smarter, not harder.

It’s 1:00 again here in the central time zone.

Solid group of Husker and Trojan fans watching the rest of game seven outside of Memorial Stadium.

Getting some solid “ref you suck” chants going. #Huskers

No complaints that half. Team is focused, fans are rowdy and in full “no sit Saturday” mode. GBR! #Huskers

Blackout in full effect! #Huskers

I’m Anti-OCD. And all I do is go to stores and unface product on the shelves.

Ready for the Blackout game tonight. Go Big Red! #Huskers #SwearTrek

This country values protecting corporations over feeding its own people.

A few of us took over the TouchTunes with Genesis and Phil Collins and it was totally worth it.

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

Paint it black tomorrow! GBR! #Huskers

Whatever