*no kings except this guy

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

Clients asked me what corn sweats were, didn’t think those were the kind of questions I’d be answering today

Using ChatGPT

those commie bastards (derogatory)

LUKE MCCAFFREY??? (Complimentary)

"what the fuck just happened"

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

I don’t think there’s a single good team in the national football league

the USL will not rest until it covers every square inch of florida

Pitch looked fine in Westchester too Matt Poland you bitch

Matt Rhule has, and it feels insane to say this given Nebraska’s history of firing coaches, way more job security at Nebraska than he would at Penn State.

.640😭 She is not real

ranked Nebraska after THAT game feels embarrassing as hell oh my god

James Franklin was fired before James Danklin was harvested. This is our “Lettuce outlasts Prime Minister” moment

OH I didn’t think it would be this quick

Need a refresher on Broken Chair Lore and the Chair-ity? Start around 6:53 (or watch the whole dang thing, it's a leisurely Sunday morning) youtube.com/watch?v=_C2l... Donate at BrokenChairTrophy.com Let's have some fun and help some kids! #GBR #RTB #CFB

watched jeff sims throw one pass and got traumatic flashbacks to his time at Nebraska

I don’t regret coming to this game, actually

I regret coming to this game, actually

Indoctrinating Doug into the team that ruins my life every weekend in the fall, GBR 🤪🌽

watching a kid on this bus in Baltimore lick the seat in front of him and his parents are just cool with it. i am too tired for this.

This league is disgusting and I love it

This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all

I love arguing on a call for 45 minutes with a client who won’t shut up and listen to me it’s so much fun

Football is easy. All you need is 1-2 certified crazy ass white boys and you'll be fine. 0 is not enough. 3+ is way too much

This name gave me PTSD

We have an ongoing CONCACAF situation in Nicaragua.

I am REAL curious to see this setup in Memorial

look at this man

Max saying “the refs” has me CACKLING when this man is leading the league in yellow card accumulation

When I say I hate western Nebraska, just know that I’m NOT talking about my beloved York Water Tower

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I got asked at least ten times if I was okay because my eyes decided to look like I’ve been crying all day (thanks allergies), and spent my day either on client calls or working on excel sheets so yeah, I think I deserve a drink this evening 🥲

LMFAOOOO

No reputable medical or psychological association supports conversion therapy. Being LGBTQ+ is not an illness, and we don’t need to be cured. We have been working to ban conversion therapy in Nebraska since 2019. With my LB 367, we could be next to ban this inhumane practice.

It’s happening. 🍁

KC Current: the only KC based football team worth acknowledging

missing a goal because of a full screen ad is inexcusable and nasty work. you have to have a lot more care about the product you're airing; and for the nwsl, the product you're selling.

I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD Trevor Lawrence is something else

how your email finds me

3 run HR from Jackson Chourio and it's 7-3 Brewers

put down everything the moment they put on Misiorowski. everyone shut up. my pitcher is on.

oh okay hi Philly welcome back