Kim Davis pack in the AIRRRRR

waking up to find out the one catch Ladd got in the fourth quarter was enough to win your fantasy matchup by 1.64 points

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

We’re gonna eat you. With forks.

both noticing and indeed perceiving that Gotham score

Liverpool breaking the transfer record TWICE and getting worse needs to be studied

paaaaaaain (SUN/ARS)

Missed the Saka goal because of the spirit goal, WE FUCKING MOVE THO

and that’s on #freedc @spiritsquadron.bsky.social

…I’m drunk and at a different game, can someone tell me how the assist on the goal against us wasn’t offside?

ALL REFS ARE BASTARDS

WERE TAKING LOUISVILLE TO THE GLUE FACTORY

nvm the espn app has Cantore playing holding mid, they suck

Sp*rs/Yanited is always one of my favorite matches of the year, cause one of them has to drop points, and sometimes they three stooges their way into both dropping points!

so wait, is it the Arsenal App that’s wrong saying it’s 2-1? deeply confused

the more work he gets done, the more he looks like muscle man from regular show

finished half an hour early. 🥱

I have a hard deadline of 4:30 to proof a 115 page draft from five combined attorneys, and I still don’t have the doc yet, it’s Paralegal Greg Jennings Hours out here today youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU?...

We’re inviting everyone to join us in making sure our community stays fed💛 Bring your non-perishable food items to drop off outside every gate at the quarterfinal match at Audi Field this Saturday, Nov 8th. All donations go to Capitol Area Food Bank!

Sandwiches! For everyone!

Kairat Almaty score, meaning there is only one team left in the UCL who have not conceded a goal through the first half of the league phase

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

🗣️ I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT 🗣️

tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)

🗣️ TO THE ARSENAL TWO-NIL 🗣️

“throughout northern Virginia, this is what people at bus stops are talking about” maam do you think people at bus stops are talking with each other???

lol fuck that sideways

Want to buy a couple ppl affected by the gov shutdown and/or unable to afford it, tix to the spirit’s quarterfinal Sat. Requirements: 1) you’ll cheer for the spirit & can be @ Audi field Sat @ 12pm 2) you comment/DM interest & # of tix (ex: 1 for solo, 4 for family) by 8pm ET tonight.

going from being worried about how to plan for Luis Diaz in the Bayern match to him being suspended for it is a lovely turn of events

thanks, dad

is this good, this seems good

I failed to consider that

what a hell of a start lmao now Saka and Rice OFF please

that absolutely hit his head before his hand lol but set piece again, as it is written

super not excited for the next 90 minutes

head hurts, stomach hurts, eyes hurt, concerned, worried, etc.

good morning folks

how many times are we playing in the month of December? so glad you asked, the answer is

the supply and demand economics people when they accidentally increase supply and make housing more available by throwing a fit and leaving: “wait no not like that”

sending “McCaffrey to IR” to the fantasy league chat and turning off notifications >>>

…I guess? begging folks to stop getting hurt please

Foden whiff 🙂 (it’s about focusing on the small victories now)

(rare moment of patriotism)

it’s crazy that the snow orc isn’t even in the top three biggest dickheads on his own team

fuck

“I’m not sure Edman makes that play on his bad ankle” my brother in the light he wouldn’t have had to, Kiké was right there anyway!