this is exactly the issue. if I had a dollar for every time they explained the sub counter on the scorebug or shilled for that J*mes C*rdon show no one asked for, I would have enough money to bribe fifa to give the contract to NBC, where we could STILL have Rebecca Lowe on the desk.

they don’t know that im at the strokes concert celebrating another Khusanov fuckup

the most compelling existence I’ve seen in decades for the existence of a just god is that no team with Th*mas P*rtey in it is allowed to win shit

…stomach hurts a little www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...

…off a set piece you say

LEOOOOO

oh Iran/Egypt is on methaphetamines this evening

🎶 it’s happened agaaaaain🎶

let’s be honest… a loving god would never allow this atrocity of a cut to advance to a World Cup knockout round…

damn, all that Saudi FIFA Bribing Money should have gone into national team development I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

🦈🦈🦈🦈

shot of David Raya on the bench is the first I’ve seen him in weeks, free my man, let him cook

we’re really heading for another year of DemBalon D’or, huh

Danny Higganbotham pushing the “Phil Foden for England” agenda in two thousand and twenty six

“hey look at this really quick passage of play with a goal from each team…be a shame if we cut in with a bunch of kalshi ads right now”

heyyyy it means you’ve acquired 16 sin points! that’s pretty good!

presenting for the consideration of the timeline: the 98 different jerseys I saw at Curacao/Cote D’Ivoire yesterday, categorized and alphabetized for reference

why am I getting a great american state fair commercial right after that pants pooping on the international sta- nvm I heard it as I said it

scored on by 2023 MLS All-Star Weekend Skills Champion Austin Trusty?????

the next “in the know” to say “ooooh, resolution on the 115 is coming sooooon” I’m installing a pillow auto-both sides warmer in your house

good afternoon @sickosfc.bsky.social

…either the matrix is glitching or the beer guy from the supporters section at spirit games is also working my section here in Philly

Match Review So Far: Yan Diomande is RAPID

…yeah for 40% below sticker price and a third of what get-in was this morning, these work

I will give my life* in service of the great nation of Korsou *the next ~3 hours

a fucking unreal nation making the knockouts for the first time let’s fucking goooo

South Korea facing elimination you say?

it’s such a great stadium, good lord

Mexico is on their third kit in three matches hell yeah, let them cook

(the best impression of my dad I can muster) hmm. that was the chance.

“feeling the heat, as it’s around 80 degrees” 🫵 SILENCE 🫵

“horrible moment for Maxime Crapeau” oh the goalie who’s let in 44 goals in MLS with crap in his name is having a stinker? Shocking.

“But Qatar would not wilt in the Seattle heat” … do you think the Fox hosts think before they talk or is it just stuck on broadcast mode

I don’t even have a joke here, just fucking mad

four Arsenal players on the field with a potential fifth, i am ILL

and #5 gets the armband, fucking CHRIST

two smelly set piece headers by Anderson? Citeh can have him, not a culture fit

remember to hydrate or die-drate that is an optional choice for all involved except for one player in yellow

ohhh it was a smokescreen, John Strong i judged you entirely correctly

“Th*mas P*rtey will be booed every time he touches the ball today and we’ll explain why in a second” John Strong perhaps i judged you too harshly

fuck Thomas Partey. that’s all.

exactly how it should be done, it’s just brutal that this is relevant to two consecutive matches today

“and now, the assholes of Portugal, brought to you by… the collective internet!”

as a Portugal hater, I’m in shambles as a Khusanov hater however…

unfortunately Sorsby had $75 on himself going for a second round pick at -225, so he’s doubly out of luck now

…this is getting chalked off

I don’t know what about me screams “I should tap him on the shoulder at the Wawa order screen and ask him to buy me something” but it has now happened twice it does not help my cause that it’s worked for them both times. dammit.

It’s odd that Sarr doesn’t get more talk about a move to a so-called “big” team, he’s fucking class

seeing Ø smile after the Mokbel report earlier, im not ok! i am suffering greatly! the pain is unending!

Koulibaly and Mendy finding their Chelsea form