of all the ballparks I’ve been to where you can see mountains from your seat, this is my second favorite (of two)

this view and knowing The Arsenal are two wins from the title >>>

had to watch the last 12 minutes in the window seat of the second to last row of this plane just kinda sitting at the gate, I need an air sickness bag stat

honestly, this should replace Victoria Concordia Crescit as the club motto

I don’t think I’ve breathed in four minutes

I need the meanest, nastiest, chunkiest bus you’ve ever seen parked on that pitch right fucking NEOW

MY GORGEOUS RACCOON MAN

so in total this manager wasted THREE subs on the white injury, for the love of Christ and all his mercies

fellas I am in an airport rn, I am not getting placed on a No Fly List because you fucks can’t connect three passes

the saxophones are getting uncomfortably loud

the saxophones are getting louder

someone please take my knee and give it to Ben, I don’t need two

I'll just leave this here. #CarolinaCulture #SoundtheSiren

🧹🧹🧹🧹 🧹🧹🧹🧹 get em out agaaaaaain 🔴⚫️

Stankyyyyyy

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

thank you Rayan, very cool

and there’s Ryan Christie suspended for the City match. shid.

“That’s not the sort of thing you can see a Captain do” may as well be Enzo Fernandez’s motto at this point

What did people think he meant when he said Republicans just had to elect him this one time and then they would fix it so no one had to vote anymore? Like what other explanation was there?

Got three choices for the next step: 1. Assembly passes slightly modified versions of the map, print it and go 2. Use the maps anyway, “it’s too close to the election to change them back” 3. Just fucking do it anyway, tough shit nothing less than full implementation

that the virginia supreme court allowed the referendum to go forward - they could have stopped it - and then ruled this way really gives up the game the only difference between now and then is that the we know the result and they didn't like it

you can hear pucks on sticks over broadcast, it is *quiet* out there lmao

EHLERS

MISTAAAAAAAAA SVEEEEEEECHNIKOOOOOV

scored a shorty and fought off a 5-3 despite some UEFA paper soft reffing 🫵 SKILL ISSUE 🫵

fucking dumb by Jarvy. understandable, but situationally dumb.

🗣️ CHATTYYYYYY 🗣️

you’d think this TNT crew was the local Philly broadcast from how much they’re doing tricks on it for the home team

I should really get a Chandler Simpson jersey, it’s only fair that he’s #14

idk Freiburg is celebrating a little too much for my liking, acting like they won the whole thing. a field storming? the manager should be punched in the face. 🫵 this is how you people sound about Arsenal, btw 🫵

the gap between the narrative and the eye test on Stefan Ortega is *miles* apart, look at his performance in the 5-1 City match last season and tell me he’s quality

working in a draft in Word and getting three different prompts to use Copilot in the first two pages? the Industrial Revolution was a mistake

goddammit psg you couldn’t hold on for 90 more seconds to spare us that stupid fucking cursed can can music

so are we only calling yesterday’s game where a team scored first and held the lead as the other team ran out of ideas “the most boring UCL semifinal match ever” or is there a different variable here

“In terms of options on the bench, Nicolas Jackson is a goal scorer” …they have two Nicolas Jacksons?

Fridaaaa

me right This ref right now 🤝 Now Not feeling like doing their job

that’s supposedly not a handball but Ben White’s was, you are having a fucking LAUGH

as much as I don’t want to play Bayern in the final, that should be Nuno Mendes’ marching orders, super lucky

Alexa, blast La Marseillaise, full volume

Kate Scott: “I don’t think I’ve been to a bar in America” The Get Kate to Franklin Hall Agenda starts now @dcarmoury.bsky.social

I had just regained my composure, there goes that though 😭😭😭

IM NOT SHUTTING THE FUCK UPPPPP

AND WHEN I ASKED HER WHY SHE WORE THAT RIBBON SHE SAID WE’RE THE FAMOUS ARSENAL WERE GOING TO BUDAPEST

my hands won’t stop shaking and ive finally managed to stop crying

The next 20 minutes

my blood pressure and my SAT math score are rapidly approaching each other

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my stomach is giving me concussions from how much it keeps doing back flips into the base of my skull, concerning to realize there’s 30 more minutes of skull-bouncing