Hey, we know many of these wonderful humans! 💚🦉 Safe to say we love having Morrison as our temporary home as we wait for our new permanent home in the future! Interested in joining us? Maybe for a game this Saturday, perhaps?? Learn more and get connected here: omahaparliament.org 🦉

Oh hey I know those people!

Saw a clip of that guy from Staind saying that Bruce Springsteen duped us with Born in the USA because it’s actually not patriotic but I don’t think it’s really duping people to ask them to listen to more than four words of a song

You presented a jersey to Gianni Infantino and Rudy Giuliani's fail son? Couldn't be my club.

craaapp

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

right! we can want the Dems to have the gavels and still be profoundly nervous that our answer to far right populism seems to be "a misogynist and rape apologist Blackwater mercenary and war enthusiast who recently covered up his Nazi tattoo in a controversy he described with the R-word last month"

It would be amazing to match or beat last year’s $166 per goal this year— we’re currently $33 short of that mark! If you haven’t yet, make sure you get your pledge in! 💚

It's a beautiful day to discover after three hours of smelling smoke that your work's A/C unit is on fire!

We got one last game in this homestand, and we're celebrating with a potluck tailgate! Bring your favorite dishes to share with everyone on Saturday before the Owls take on USL1 newcomer Fort Wayne FC. Tailgate starts at 4, kickoff is at 7. Sign-up to bring something here: forms.gle/19ykwpPaGmdo...

Happy first Wednesday of the month

Fuck off and die already

Here's the thing: trans people are 1% of the population. Right wing hate is so weak now that it can only other and target 1% of us. If we defend them and say, "no, you don't get to hurt them" we win. So stand with trans people. They deserve it, and their opponents deserve to eat shit and die alone.

Ball don't lie go Twins

Since BlueSky is the sports app, and the lawyers aren't here yet, enjoy 90 immaculate seconds of "Country Roads" after West Virginia walked off Kentucky to reach the Super Regionals.

where the gay men goin chuck

O-H

Cannot emphasize enough how awesome it is that this happens every year. And I'm going to be extra annoying about making people pledge because I want Parliament to beat last year's amount raised. Get in!

It's time for Prideraiser 2026! Omaha Parliament and @proudowlsoma.bsky.social are once again participating in this yearly fundraiser for a local organization that supports the LGBTQ+ community. www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/om...

Top comment on a Nebraska softball post 🤭

Printing this post so the next time someone tries to explain how the economy is doing great, actually, I can staple it to their forehead

Jim Pillen is a vile man who should not be allowed to be governor. Absolutely disgusting words from a disgusting excuse of a man.

We are grateful that @unionomaha.bsky.social has separated now from @omahastormchasers.bsky.social. This event is hosted by a "church" that is nothing more than a spokesperson for the farthest right and MAGA. Google the "church." OSC aligning itself with it is further reason to boycott OSC.

*8 month old noises*

these are truly awful people. i wish them the worst. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/u...

I think this has it backwards, it's not a strategic fumble the Democrats are fundamentally on the side of the cops and always have been. This is just the execution of their politics Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

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Y'all this al pastor fried rice smells fantastic, come get some!

Arsenal deserve the L for that run-up

Same, PSG fan smoking on international television

This game is actively reinforcing every dumb stereotype the average American believes about soccer

Striped supporters sections, strong tifo games on both ends, beautiful jersey match up. This game has everything.

Adidas trying to make Patrick Mahomes brand work like Jordan brand worked for Nike is really embarrassing. That logo does not hit at ALL.

sentences that get funnier the further you read them

Stealing 3 points is way more stressful but way more fun than earning them

Songs I heard at the neighborhood bar while having dinner, ranked

this is a picture of what i looked like the last time the knicks were in the finals

I eat French's crispy fried onions straight from the container, and I vote

Karl-Anthony Towns 🥲

Zohran gets elected and Arsenal wins the PL and the Knicks go to the Finals. Coincidence??

We also will have water and dog treats for everyone bringing their dogs tonight! Everyone gets to tailgate!

I need two gallons like yesterday.