Man I knew this was coming but this sucks.

I suspect he isn't the only one who needs it but at least the group chat's resident Packers fan came prepared for tonight @haydena51.bsky.social

THAT MAN CAN'T BE STOPPED

That’s a wrap on #50StatesofSoccer #Nebraska edition!

[when i start singing the spongebob theme]

I swear to FUCKING GOD if I see people say "Iowans voted for this" I will knock your shit out. 1) nobody deserves this 2) Des Moines is a blue bubble in this fucking red state 3) NOBODY DESERVES THIS

Des Moines is the semi-liberal bastion in Des Moines, and the Des Moines Public Schools are one of the particular bugbears for the Iowa GOP. This is absolutely a specific political attack on the DMPS, on the African community in Des Moines, and on the most diverse city in the state.

I don't even know what to say, this is very, very bad.

You see this is why I'll never make it in the podcast game. I'd just say "No it's not" and the episode would be over.

It's written in fucking sharpie, & it was pouring rain. Also, only ICE detainees were hit. Not a single ICE agent was wounded. This all stinks to high heaven

Most believable law enforcement evidence planting

Ah okay!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Terence “Bud” Crawford is leading Nebraska out of the tunnel today in a new No. 168 jersey before the game against Michigan.

This might be the most hyped for a Huskers game I've ever been

Gonna tell my kid this was The Wiggles.

I’M A MAN, I’M FIRED

Fascinating

I have somehow ended up in multiple group chats with Vikings fans that want to see Carson Wentz play.

Wishing you the weekend energy of this trained hunter-killer after one (1) CBD dog treat #highSunny

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

I think about these words from the days following all the time. www.espn.com/page2/s/thom...

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

"Why does Dennis Allen have Mark Zuckerberg eyes?" - Zach, putting into words what I could not that makes me hate Dennis Allen's face so much.

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

the 49ers were so proud of the absurd value they got on Brock Purdy drafting him in the 7th round that they gave him a $265 million contract, at which point he's actually pretty bad value

THE TROOPS JUST EXECUTED AMBUSH LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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Canonically, does Cleatus the Fox football robot have free will?

I hope the guy I saw buying Bacardi shooters and fountain Coke at the gas station at 9 AM had a great day

happy labor day

“It was not clear what prompted the visa curbs” oh word

Fullcast After Dark living up to it's name tonight

"WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT" 😂

To make it clear, a catch begins sometime in the Cretaceous period, where it dies, is covered by sediment, and slowly becomes a part of the geological strata, overtime compression and gravity, transform it into a semi-catch, which over millions of years will one day solidify into a full catch

Brian Kelly is Candlelight Peach

lots of people were critical about Ohio State hiring Matt Patricia as defensive coordinator, but it sure looks like he's beating those allegations for more information google "Matt Patricia allegations"

Evergreen.

The Modelo Recruiter should know by now that he can’t operate in private places like someone’s house

arch "couldn't beat out quinn ewers" manning when he isn't beating up on the worst high school schedule in the country

Please visit gofund.me/0f9d3716 to donate and learn more. Bring Tchikano Home.

lmao

DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING DOMINATING

Lucy Dacus: Hey, just wanted to say, I really respect what you're doing with Arkansas State's recruiting. Really impressive for the Red Wolves. Butch Jones: Thank you! And I will say, I loved that song you did with Hozier Zach Collaros: *slices hand open on a catering tray* YEE-OUCH!

TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION

I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business