Get ready to learn Banana Ball, buddy.

Apropos of nothing: A'ja is 29 years and 62 days old, which is *almost exactly* the same age at which Maya Moore played her last WNBA game in 2018. Can't help but wonder what could have been.

Listening to a new AFI album

I’m not a person who enjoys (or really tolerates) much violence or gore in anything I watch but last night I finished season one of Invincible Not sure how I stuck it out other than just the overwhelming desire to know what the f was up with Omni Man

The news is officially too much

This is absolutely wild. All 10 starters in the #WNBA Finals are Black women. And you use this photo of 1. A white woman who hasn't played since the All-Star break and 2. A white woman eliminated in the first round. 3. With neither team in the Finals. Be better, @usatodaysports.usatoday.com #WNBA

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

I get to play substitute volleyball coach for a week (1 practice, 2 games) Very excited about it but kid has informed me that like half of her teammate’s names don’t sound like they’re spelled and it feels like a looming disaster

A freaking icon

Someone should pass that 2016 proposal around again. And I do see the challenge in a ref committing to exclusively working the WNBA given the current length of the season. But there are plenty of other investments that can be made now, and you know eventually they will want to lengthen the season.

Sure the game was fun but I spent most of it hyper-fixating on why the Spurs play on grass and this game was on turf www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha no way this is the headline! Incredible commitment to the bit

New from FFP: Only 81 pay phones remain in Nebraska. They’re tucked into dark corners of hospitals, airport terminals, small-town gas stations. Flatwater’s Kevin Warneke goes on a hunt for the Disappearing Dial Tone. 🔗 buff.ly/wcY2sbg

RIP to my favorite beer in the state - Cardinal Pale Ale

The league deleted Cathy's press conference and Phee just deleted a scheduled Cathy meeting. Welcome to Ugly. #WNBA

Which is stronger: the wind or the exhale of 90,000 people after that touchdown

These B1G+ announcers are passing the vibe check. These two are hyyyyped

Rutgers has already put up more points than Penn State did in set one

so Nebraska has two super cool scoring plays negated then punts, no way this ends up bad right

Ogbechie is starting tonight at middle blocker in place of Rebekah Allick. Choboy gets the nod at libero. Nebraska starters: Murray/Sigler Ogbechie/Jackson Adriano Reilly L: Choboy Rutgers starters: Visintine/Garvey Hardison/Robinson Maxwell Bolen L: Dutton

End of 3Q: #Huskers 21, MSU 21

Run the darn ball

The ICE agents deploying these are people without necessary training, those who couldn’t cut it in police training or didn’t want to join the military. They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.

Bad snap. Dylan's helmet came off. Wind messing with Archie's punt.

4th and 42 is not exactly how I expected that drive to end

I just think Jacory Barney is neat

stop me if you've heard this before but penalties ruin an otherwise brilliant performance by Nebraska's defense

Some notes about that punt block touchdown: - That's Jamir Conn's second blocked punt of the season. (He had one against Houston Christian.) - That's Nebraska's first blocked punt for a touchdown since Malcolm Hartzog's score vs. Indiana in 2022.

Here I thought the best Nebraska football performance today would be Cincy beating Iowa State

Nebraska football has a 90 degree day and clearly thinks it's still September and they're playing Akron

This is such an egregious error I'm surprised it didn't come the WNBA account itself

prayers to the Michigan State punter who took a helmet to the gut ouch ouch ouch ouch

A woman was shot by U.S. Border Patrol agents Saturday on Chicago’s South Side, marking the second shooting since President Trump’s administration launched an aggressive immigration enforcement operation in the area last month.

looks like all the service academies had the department of defense removed from the program

Solidarity, brothers and sisters

Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

What else would I be doing on a football Saturday but go to a 90 minute commercial for a new TSwift album. It’s #GirlDad -ing a little too close to the sun.

while simultaneously eliminating a long list of undergraduate programs that would equip a would-be podcaster with the ability to actually come up with viewpoints worth listening to

Today, masked agents (I assume to be BP or ICE agents from the badge) threw tear gas canisters toward civilians because they were blocked in traffic and were heckeled at

if I were a journalist asking Kah a question and she asked me to repeat it, my heart would drop to my stomach 😂 I laugh about “what does the bench have to do?” at least once a week

At what point does this become mean

“Bergen Reilly’s dumping has been so deceptive…”

Need one of the littles to get their asses to the NET

At the way this is going they’re going to set Laney for a kill

Holy forks they won by that much

Nebraska could win this set 25-5 and I’m still going to be nervous what Penn State could do the next set

That Landfair block made me audibly gasp