okay time to disappear from this app for days because the replies are annoying me to a level that is bad bye go USA women’s hockey

team USA for the love of god wash your hands all the time

Need the remix dropped asap

I don’t think a broadcaster should be allowed to cut to commercials with sound during the Parade of Nations

I do love the parade happening across all the locations, that rules

so it’s impossible to follow the paris 2024 opening ceremony huh

We're thrilled to announce a partnership with @pentzhomes.bsky.social to raise funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. For every 2026 season ticket sold, Aurora will donate $1 to ILCM, and Pentz Homes will provide an additional $4 for a total donation of $5. Season tickets on sale soon!

My every-four-years tradition of watching grown ass professional athletes bounce off of Hilary Knight like they're malnourished children

Hilary getting the ancient athlete treatment is low key cracking me up

From @theathletic.com: Crystal Dunn is one of the most versatile players in American soccer history. Her career will, and should, be remembered as such. Her retirement at 33 should also serve as a reminder of those who failed her.

History, doomed to repeat, etc etc etc, but the kinda harmless version? #furt

Breaking News: The Washington Post began sweeping layoffs that were slated to shrink the scope of the publication.

….how.

can’t wait to attend the 2028 los angeles olympics in queens

finally caving and getting flannel lined jeans has made a significant difference in quality of life this winter

In a very real sense, Zendaya is Meechee

I like how this is turning into a fun little puzzle for people who aren’t as Online. Have fun trying to figure out the correct context, you will not be right!

Trinity Rodman is Greenland: immediately added to the pantheon of weird NWSL social media memes. Breathtaking stuff.

Idk what’s happening but I’ll be honest, first time I’ve had work fomo since starting parental leave.

it’s all happening

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NEW: Reflections on a soccer Saturday, from a state under siege by the FIFA Peace Prize winner. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

The snow is taller than the dog, and someone was NOT happy on the first outing of the morning. Easily over a foot, but pure fluff at least.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

it’s giving

Our thoughts are with the people in Minnesota and across the country who are bravely standing up for their neighbors despite violence committed by ICE. If you are looking for a way to support the people of Minnesota, we want to highlight the work being done by the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund.

Not that Fifa will do it, but Federal agents repeatedly killing innocent people in the streets in broad daylight with multiple witnesses and without accountability seems like a justifiable a reason to have World Cup hosting duties taken away.

Big shout to @melanieanzidei.bsky.social (& @emilytholsen.bsky.social of course) for picking up what I had left before parental leave on the signing saga of the decade 🫡

TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list. They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

the bottom line should actually just say UTFG thank you for considering my proposal

Some personal news: I’ve joined @us.theguardian.com as a soccer correspondent! Thrilled to join a newsroom I’ve long admired from afar. Still proudly based in Saint Paul, MN. Still covering the sport from all angles, on-field and off. Truly a dream job: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Hi guys! I have some exciting news this morning: I’ve joined @theguardian.com as a soccer reporter ahead of this year’s World Cup. I cannot wait to get back to work writing stories for you, and I hope you’ll continue to read them. Let’s go. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I see they did not want to ask this question on this platform lol

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

just started this book today and the timing sure is something

justice for Fbref 🕯️

it’s january 20, give us the @opencup.ussoccer.com schedule pls 🙏🙏🙏 I need to feel @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social feelings again

As new adventures in 2026 wait right around the corner, we'll take one more fond look back at a 2025 campaign that no one will soon forget. Recap the magic of the national championship season from the eyes of "The Invincibles" themselves. 💚

I honestly have not even looked at the whole schedule but not starting the year off with Portland at KC feels wrong imo!

Doing a new pinned tweet to explain why I’m not On Here as much: I’m on parental leave through May, so the work takes and links will return later this year. Response time will definitely be slow if you hit me up here or elsewhere. Okay byeeeee 👶🏻

USWNT captain Lindsey Heaps has signed a 3.5-yr deal with Denver Summit. She is set to join the club in June after Lyon's season. It's an obvious pairing for the Colorado native, but, as she told me, "I wanted to make sure everything aligned with what I believed in." www.nytimes.com/athletic/696...

hello to the Columbus Crew well done

The résumé just keeps growing ⭐️ Hilary Knight is headed to her 𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐡 Olympic games with Team USA!

Being targeted by Big Notebook to buy the One Notebook That Will Fix Me at the start of the new year but joke’s on them this brain is a lost cause.

yes I am absolutely here to QT this

So, if you’re an NWSL GM, you are not allowed to decide yourself — using all of the tools of a pro team’s front office — that a Player has a High-enough Impact to warrant a certain salary. But you *are* allowed to vote on a list that would determine that that Player has a High-enough Impact. Sure.

I’m not about to lose a vacation day to write a column on this but please know one part of my brain is trying to figure out where this goes on the power ranking of dumb NWSL decisions. The eligibility criteria is somehow worse even though we sort of knew it.

A Trinity, if you will

Spirits, if you will?