one day we will rise up against the tyranny of UMG's shipping fees

the preorder page for Apple Music lists the genre for I Knew It, I Knew You as "Country" 🤠🤠🤠

for only the fifth time since 2021, Taylor Swift falls to #2 in a monthly streaming stats summary, even though Florescence only came out May 22nd… reviewing the song stats, i see why 🌻🌻🌻

i need this and the florescence tour so badly

taking a moment to wish one of my absolute favorite people @quinnhasadhd.bsky.social a happy birthday! someone so amazing that Taylor announced a song for his birthday, the kindest man on the skyline, weedlor extraordinaire, my forever late night yapper, and just the best friend. you are SO loved! 🫶

I AM SEEING GRACIE ABRAMS ON TOUR AND MY AMAZING PERFECT BESTIE @pieceofdenisee.bsky.social IS COMING FOR MY BIRTHDAY SHOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“THE SECRET OF US IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE GIVES IT CREDIT FOR” i scream as they drag me away to my padded cell

RIP stupid "taylor and jack hate each other now bc showgirl" drama

THE SONG IS OUT THIS FRIDAy?!?

what must it be like to grow up that beautiful?

final prediction: she's doing the soundtrack - like all or most of it. it's not ts13 but it's at least ts12.5. marching to EGOT status bc she's not the music industry she's the media and performing arts industry

happy pride month

JESSIE IS NOW IN THE BARN!!!!

IT’S A TAY STORY BB JUST SAY YES

🚨 Taylor Swift’s store is password protected and has a countdown to 2pm 🚨

HELLO???

not me checking the lineup for our local EDM festival to see this stage name?! shoutout the Project Glow Swiftie organizer 🤭🤭🤭🤭

🚨SWIFTIE EMERGENCY🚨 BESTIES ALL THE T AND S LETTERS IN ALL HER TRACK FIVE LYRICS ARE CAPITALIZED AND THE APPLE MUSIC TAYLOR ESSENTIALS PLAYLIST IS ONLY TRACK 5S

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha i hope you idiots are happy

happy tayindependence day

okay yes i volunteer to be perceived

some days i don't think algorithms really know me other days, instagram shows me a reel of someone singing Defying Gravity but he changed the words to be about Cirie getting voted off #Survivor50

since we are back….what was this counting down to? wrong answers only. mine: Tickets for the To Infinity and Beyond the Life of a Showgirl Tour, sponsored by DisneyPixar, on sale tomorrow at 10AM local venue time

imagine hating on Swifties when we are just out here counting cute little clouds and freaking out about it

so you’re telling me a toy story-themed “TS” billboard with 13 clouds has been spotted in the wild exactly one month after a countdown with the same background was accidentally posted on her site? oh we are so back

oh hi!

Swifties! here's your intro song off Florescence by Maisie Peters! if you like... fun boppy Taylor - Questions, My Regards Fearless/Speak Now singalongs - Vampire Time, Old Fashioned exile - If You Let Me crying - Nothing Like Being In Love Bejeweled - Girl's Just Flying Debut - You Then Me Now

dear iOS: i literally never want to type “fluorescence”

Gracie tour! Gracie tour! GRACIE SHOW ON MY BIRTHDAY?????

🫶

repeatedly dunking on someone who you know is on medical leave for not having a job isn’t the flex you think it is also this isn’t a subpost, it’s about Shelby being a fucking ghoul

🌻f l o r e s c e n c e🌻

reminder that if you don’t know Fiona Apple, you should! here’s a great rage anthem bidding farewell to a toxic relationship, some catharsis for your morning fucking GO ‘cause I've done what I could for you and I do know what's good for me and I'm not benefiting instead I'm sitting singing again….

late night florescence vinyl hours? i really do think so

and you only drink old fashioneds 🥃 and it's sooOOOooo attractive 💁

I love opening this app and seeing mostly posts about Taylor Swift

i'm claiming nuggets for brains

Swifties! here's your intro song off Florescence by Maisie Peters! if you like... fun boppy Taylor - Questions, My Regards Fearless/Speak Now singalongs - Vampire Time, Old Fashioned exile - If You Let Me crying - Nothing Like Being In Love Bejeweled - Girl's Just Flying Debut - You Then Me Now

let’s see ‘em, daisies sortr.io/sorter/flore...

can’t bait the girl if the girl’s not biting can’t hurt the girl ‘cause the girl’s stopped crying 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ can’t get to the girl now, the girl’s just flying 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

it’s debut day 🦋💚 let’s celebrate by sharing your top 5 from taylor’s iconic first album ✨ here’s mine: 👢 i’m only me when I'm with you 👢 a place in this world 👢 should’ve said no 👢 our song 👢 mary's song (oh my my my)

She's so happy 🥺😭🤌🏻💗 please let her forever be this happy ♡

every word of this cursed AI ad gets worse 💀💀💀 (my algorithm lasted a week in San Francisco before it fell to AI ads)

hey #SwiftiesLivingMas, do we like this photo i took on the back patio of the most beautiful Taco Bell in the world?

i will never forgive anyone who did this maisie peters get behind me!!

doyouthinkaboutme?doyouthinkaboutus?doyoumissmyprettymyfunnymytouchisitdrivingyoumadareyoukeepingitup?doesshelooklikeme????? 🗣️ OF COURSE SHE DOES 🗣️

i’m never going to be over that one of my faves was an opening act on the Eras Tour, it was supposed to be the biggest day of her life and her career, and she was so ruthlessly bullied for it that she sings about how it made her cry on the opening track of her third album

it's really like maisie peters herself is on bluesky not knowing the name of her own songs

as a Swiftie, i'm so heartbroken to hear the crushing reference to the Eras Tour on Mary Janes, i'll never get over this

cannot believe i have to wait 3 hours longer than my besties to hear Florescence bc i am on the west coast AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME DO YOU THINK ABOUT US