I have a great many feelings about This Year but to make it succinct: it would have been a hell of a lot harder to survive it without all of you. For your sunshine, your shoulders, your comfort, your sharing, and our joy, I salute you 🫡 Let's get 'er done

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

New pfp incoming

POV you're me, high, locking eyes with the gluten free snickerdoodle box asking you if you have a cookie craving. Ghost's Life Eternal plays.

ELIZABETH TAYLOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I think it's hysterical how here in MI we had a cold, snowy start to the month, a warm, brown Christmas, and now it's snowing on the night before NYE

Taylor Swift makes donation to Kansas City’s Operation Breakthrough, an organization that provides childcare and education for children in poverty.

The longing to go wander around a Canadian Tire is real and very odd.

Semi-psychic radio show personality in 1920s New York City?

He raped someone's daughter, sibling, relative, friend. He forced her to perform oral sex on him before he raped her. He doesn't deserve a second chance at his hockey career.

You'll laugh, you'll cry (unexpectedly). Catie is a fantastic storyteller and one of my favourite people on the internet. Watch this clip, and then go watch the hour-long YouTube video about the size of the turkey in A Christmas Carol.

You might consider, in ttrpgs we all earn so little that this kind of thing doesn't matter; you sending a friend $19.17 every 6 months isn't much in the grand scheme of things, but the goal is bigger than that, it's about setting standards. You do this, I do this, in 10 years? Everyone does this.

This is a win for public health that allows for research on issues like HIV prevention and Alzheimer’s disease to continue.

Out -- holiday cardigans in -- sparkly, sequined NYE party fits After all, seQuinns are forever 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (thanks @lightsofmanhattan.swifties.social I've had this cookin since you suggested the name)

I am interested in working with an artist on a graphic novel on soil and/ or global environmental change. The lab would have money to fund this. Do you know of any graphic artists that would be interested?

The God Of The Woods It's one of those books where so much is going on that nothing seems to be actually happening. I've tried twice and DNFed by 30% both times.

Anyways fuck Chappell Roan and no I will not be elaborating.

Did you get something really *nice* for Christmas? Are you saving it? STOP Eat it. Slather yourself in it. Spray it on a random wfh Tuesday. Use it next time you have a meal. Make up an occasion and use it. Whatever it is don't hoard it until it's near its use by date or too precious.

Lots of high blood pressure on me today. I need to remember that people don't give a shit about trans men more often so that when I do remember it, my blood pressure doesn't skyrocket.

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

“Whiff of ill intent”: Judge Shuts Down DOJ’s Push for Trans Youth Records at UPMC qburgh.com/judge-shu... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

It's December 28. This is what's going on in my yard. (Forgive the narrating I'm a little elevated)

Look. The week between Christmas and New Years spiritually smells like an airport Applebee's. It's so liminal. I have eaten so much cheese the past couple days. Nothing feels real.

I know she's not obligated to post but I really hope she liked the present 🙂‍↕️

I have a message notification that I cannot clear because I need it in the morning, but it's driving me up a wall

@eldestdaughteryn.swifties.social the way that AEW put up @hangmanpage.bsky.social 's BLUESKY HANDLE on his name card just fuckin tickles me pink

@tonykhan.bsky.social look. If you can give me an Orange/Toni/Mina Shirakawa throuple angle, my friend @azurebear58.bsky.social will write a $100 check to any Jacksonville charity of your choice 🙂‍↕️

I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article !!!! And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY !!!!

For those who need a reminder: the term “gender ideology” was coined by conservative religious and political groups to condemn abortion, same-sex relationships, trans existence, sex education, etc. Authoritarian regimes embrace it. We will only defeat these politics by refusing anti-gender rhetoric.

AAAAAAA MY TRACKING FOR MY SECRET SANTAY SAYS DELIVEREDDDDDD now I stalk the skyline 👀

PSA I don't think pranks are funny. Especially not present pranks. Seeing a lottttt of people on the clock app getting their dream presents only to have the box be filled with newspaper or something. They never show if the person ever gets the real gift. It all feels mean spirited.

logging onto the skyline as someone who doesn't watch Stranger Things or listen to Harry Styles

@boltingbrandi.bsky.social please tell me you wore pants 😂😂😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrwmvpVJ/

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

trans people if you did nothing else this year you made it through 12 months of the federal government having your extermination not low on its list of priorities and you can feel really good about that it’s a big deal

there are a bunch of accounts pushing this scam btw

NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡 NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

If anyone wants to get me anything from the Barnes & Noble Sale, I’m a size EDATBP in Pool Water Blue

Big Sad that the Lions are not playoff bound, but forever proud of my guys for always doing the best they can with the injury report they got 😅 I guess now we’re Bears fans 🐻⬇️ #DetroitLions #ChicagoBears

Me too!!! If my trans kid moved to a country with less oppressive laws then my disabled kid and disabled wife couldn’t follow. There’s no real answer … other than to fight here and try to win.

Think your mail is private? In Columbus, ICE is playing "Postmaster General."

Seconded I love seeing your joy SHOW THE HAULS

I am not meeting the people who hate me and want me to die at a point of compromise. If a cis child can get HRT for a hormone deficiency then so can a trans child. Argue with the wall.

I'm not having a "debate over puberty blockers". My position is that kids deserve access to the standard endocrine care for the gender they wish to live the rest of their lives as, full fucking stop.

Non-Christians do not, simply do not, consider Jesus their saviour, and the government cannot tell them to do so. That is an act of direct aggression and threat.

Merry Christmas - especially to the federal judge who gifted us this ruling after midnight!

Never watched a single second of this but I KNOW some of my besties do, go on girlies check your emails 🙂‍↕️

I need my dispo to make a vapes advent calendar next year.

Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.

Plz I wanna see everyone crashing out