I thought wearing jeans would protect me from mosquitoes but judging by the mosquito bite on my butt cheek, I was horrifically mistaken.

The boss went and grabbed me an iced coffee and a breakfast sandwich from the coffee hut. I assume as a treat for not losing my shit 😌 a big win for me.

In WTF news, I pulled into work to find my ex fiancé standing at the office door with a paper application in hand waiting for the boss to unlock the place. The application went straight in the trash and the boss is madder than a wet hen that he even tried it. That man is a malignancy on my life istg

One of the teenagers shot up from the pile of blankets as I was walking into the living room and said “no more Creed” before dropping back into the pile of blankets like a little divorced dad rock hating poltergeist 😭 even when they’re barely awake I’m still not safe.

Still absolutely floating over all the Joan Cusack and Taylor content. I love when the blonde lady makes my interest crash together 🙂‍↕️

Okay but I Knew It, I Knew You from the perspective of Taylor singing to her baby Debut self 🥲

The little (not so little) twang she put on You've Got A Friend In Me Debut I see you. Yeehaw Taylor, come home to us.

No, no. It’s totally fine. I’m not at all tearing up over the fact that Jack and Taylor are forever a part of Disney history. I’M FINE 😭😭😭

SHE PREFORMED YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME WITH RANDY NEWMAN!? I’m gonna throw up.

My deepest admirations and love to our strongest soldiers that make sure the updates hit the skyline immediately. You are invaluable and I love you more than words 😘🫶🏻

They braided her hair for the performance!? STOP IT!!! That is so precious im gonna die 😭😭😭😭

I am so jealous of everyone in that room right now. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!

Greta Lee and Joan Cusack praised Taylor Swift’s “I Knew It, I Knew You”! “I listened to it last night in the bath. It’s so good..I know when it happens in the film. It’s the perfect spot for it.”

taylor receiving a jessie doll 🥹

Just pacing around my house bc I have no idea how to contain the amount of joy I am experiencing right now.

I think you’ll love this🫶🏻

What do you think are the odds this is her favorite red carpet she’s ever attended?

The signed VHS 🥺😭 she’s just a girl!

Joan Cusack and Taylor in the same place together is deeply important to me 🥺

the description: “he unzipped his pants and it sprang free” what i’m visualizing:

Comment or quote with a post that would let your followers know that you have been kidnapped ill go first: “actually ‘tis the damn season is mid”

The patchwork element!? The fraying!? OBSESSED.

swiftie zoomies swiftie zoomies swiftie zoomies

AN. ANGEL.

TAY AT THE TOY STORY PREMIERE GIMMIE PICTURES NOWWWWWW!!!!! RAHHHH!!!!

Wildest Dreams is easily one of the top 10 most masterfully crafted pop songs of all time. If you don’t agree idc argue with the wall 🩵

Hey, so. People should leave Chadwick Boseman out of the Ariana discourse. He is not a shield for you to use to defend your favorite. Let that man rest.

The air feels like soup. My hair has gone haywire. I hate humidity with my entire being.

I miss nuance. I miss shades of gray. I miss when everything wasn’t purity policed to the nth degree. People can’t even handle morally gray characters in media anymore. It’s obvious that some things belong in the good or bad boxes. But why does absolutely everything have to be shoved in those boxes?

“I’m under heavy spiritual warfare” Annnd that is my cue to skedaddle out of the office and go hang out with the guys in the warehouse 😵‍💫

Saw someone say Trump going to MSG is the same as Taylor going to Chiefs games. Last I checked she wasn’t using anyone’s tax dollars, ruining fan events, or shutting down chunks of a city. So no. Keep her name out of your filthy no brushing no flossing mouth.

The discourse around Ariana is making me crazy. It’s okay for people to acknowledge that she looks unwell. She’s visibly unwell. It’s not an indictment on her character. You don’t have to defend her like it’s an attack on her as a person. You can’t gaslight people out of what they can SEE.

My best friend roused me from my slumber with a phone call to ask if I think Smokey Bear goes to therapy to deal with the crushing weight of protecting the forests from fires. Ma’am please 😭

Going “oh no swifties found me” after actively provoking them is the lamest thing a person can do.

annnnnnd predictably trump’s presence resulted in a knicks loss. everything that lump of sludge involves himself with goes to shit.

I really did not think I vibed with basketball but this is fast paced and thrilling enough that I can be distracted from the shoe squeaking.

They really fucked up the fan experience in NYC just for peepaw to nap in the box?

My god the squeaky squeak of their sneakers.

…..is he choking in that second one? GO FRIES!!!

I can’t believe I’m about to watch a basketball game just in case there are more boos to be heard.

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

I do find it truly fascinating that they tried to shield him against boos with the national anthem. They couldn’t have thought that would actually work, right? That anthem doesn’t mean much when the country is in the state it’s currently in.

A beautiful display of boos. Thank you for your work, New York 🙂‍↕️

Tom Brady really set himself up with a line of coconut water called Good Nut. The jokes literally make themselves.

main pop girlies 🤝🏻 breakups at the start of a tour

Florida Georgia Line has reunited? That feels like a threat. The world can’t handle the broiest of bro country being released upon it once more.

fascinating how much trash people talked about hate that i made you love me just for it to go #1 🤨

You take this back and give me a Great Dane right now 😤

My thing with phone free events is you will never catch me in a crowded setting without my phone. My sister survived the Route 91 shooting. It was excruciating torture waiting to hear from her. I can’t imagine not being able to hear she was alive for hours on hours because her phone was locked up.

I have never experienced more judgment in my life that I did trying to pluck my eyebrows in a house with 8 teenagers. I have been plucking them on the thinner side since the year 2007 and they look good that way. I refuse to be bullied into brow trends 🙅🏻‍♀️