My niece is now trying to get my sister into Stranger Things. Which should be exciting. Except we are a family of yappers. I’m not gonna hear a damn thing that’s said in S5 if this turns into a family watching event 🥲

i can’t believe i get to live in a world where ‘tis the damn season exists. what a time to be alive 🍂🤎

My best friend is drunk on a plane and specifically purchased in flight WiFi to tell me Maroon came on her shuffle. She is such a weird little menace. I love her so much.

Also, my apologies for not thinking to trigger warning my post. It was a button smashing rage induced situation. It’s very unlikely it’ll be mentioned again. But on some off chance it is, I’ll do better next time.

I’ll add to the accomplishments list! - physically, verbally, emotionally abused by my ex fiancé. often in front of his kids. - while too drunk to hold my head up i was dragged to a bedroom and raped by a close male friend. - my dad broke my nose over an argument about scrambled eggs. i was 9.

Share a TV series you've seen from beginning to end more than once 📺 I would argue M*A*S*H is the greatest series of all time 🙂‍↕️

I finished the whole 15 minutes worth of work I had to do and we aren’t sending a truck out until noon. I’m gonna sit my happy ass at my desk and watch some Stranger Things until I have something to do.

IT HAS THE BRONZE EVERMORE DRESS ON IT AND NOW IM FURIOUS I CANT BE SPENDING MONEY!

Is…is this the last hurrah for eras tour themed merch? I’ve hurt my own feelings 🥲

There’s only one thing that can push me into making a questionable financial decision and it’s if the Speak Now cardigan comes back around 🙂‍↕️💜

Pink Pony Club of all songs!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? This feels illegal. I hate absolutely everything about this. So much.

Why am I crying over a squirrel puppet giving the 22 hat to a tiny stuffed squirrel? The eras tour has altered my brain fundamentally.

Now why would you stroll into this office at almost closing time to purchase concrete blocks while driving a GOLF CART!? Where would you like us to put those incredibly heavy blocks? On the roof? Gonna sit on them? What are we doing here? 🤨

Thank you for sending my blood pressure through the roof, merch bot. I needed the panic as a 4:30pm pick me up 🫠

I think Chappell has dethroned Sabrina as the boss man’s favorite of the moment. My greatest work up to this point has been getting him into all the current pop girls.

I am craving a Totino’s pizza so bad. Idc if they’re mid. They taste like comfort and I would sell my soul for one right this very moment.

I love wasting my breath telling the guys 200 times that we need to get sand down on the sidewalk only for them to wait until I’ve busted my ass on said sidewalk to put any down 😀

My first customer of the day greeted me with “I can’t believe they let a pretty little thing like you around here”

These merch drops have me half ready to start hinting to the boss that we should do Christmas bonuses early this year 😅

Do I want the doormat? Yes. Could I justify 55 dollars for something I’m going to ruin with dirty shoes even if I wasn’t on a spending ban? No.

Reminding myself repeatedly that I have no more room in my drawers for cardigans and there will be medical bills coming just in case it is actually a cardigan drop. The cardigans are my weakness 😫

It feels weird to be openly told we’re a back up safety net specifically to save people from boredom and are expected to just happily accept that with open arms?

Prayers for the AO3 users. Tumblr is there for you with open arms if things get real desperate.

If I even consider buying merch I need someone to bonk me. I need to not be buying anything but necessities until I know what those medical bills are gonna look like 🫠

Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.

Waking up to Twitter strangers on my skyline

My niece called me sobbing and furious I didn’t warn her. So safe to say she’s reached the end of Stranger Things S4 😅 Sorry, kid. Normally it’s my job to protect you but that’s a heartbreak you have to go into blind.

It’s hard work being the friend who details all the ways seemingly innocuous things can maim or kill you in the group chat, but someone’s gotta do it.

I have officially worked my last Monday until spring. I missed my three day weekends so much 😭

“You hold onto the past too much” and it’s a man deep into his 30’s who still has a decal of the high school logo and his football number on his truck 🤨 sir we are two separate kinds of stuck in the past.

The vibes in the office are bad. There’s only one song that can save it.

A whole ass 24 pound turkey costs less than 3 pounds of ground beef. That feels insane to me.

My boss brought me a Bloom energy drink because he thought it’d be healthier for my gallbladder than my usual Red Bull 🥹😭 that grumpy ass man is the biggest sweetie pie.

I need everything to sell out bc I am now sitting here justifying the prices to myself. I’m being given too much time to think it over.

So, I love this collection but I cannot abide those prices.

Where are my 1-3 inches of snow the forecast promised? I have a dusting. This doesn’t even give me an excuse to bring out the leaf blower to move snow 😤

I’ll happily take another birds win. Our defense is a MONSTER 💚🦅

I’m counting that as a makeup call for the neutral zone infraction that was missed.

Don’t get cute. Just ice the game.

NAKOBE DEAN WITH THE SACK IKTR

Carter and Davis are the SWAT team 🙂‍↕️

How about one of those diving Blankenship INTs? That’d be kinda cool.

Can we knock off the penalties!? Christ on a cracker, guys.

I’m staring to come around on Adoree. Two good weeks in a row. Let’s keep that pattern going.

Jake. My sweet angel. Thank you.

You know it’s a BAD call when Collinsworth is defending us.

Please offense. Please. I am begging.

This is so embarrassing.

Our defense is absolutely ELECTRIC.

Another INT would be nice. I’d enjoy that.