At least we have the defense? Idk. Gonna go sulk over that absolute embarrassment.

GET THE CLIPPERS AND HOLD NICK DOWN! The hair has to go!

Maybe a loss will be the kick in the ass the offense needs to figure out how to play a complete game.

This game is an absolute disasterclass.

You have got to be kidding me with the penalties. Sloppy as hell.

This is so fucking embarrassing

Hey, so. I SAID DON’T DO THAT.

Can the offense maybe not shit the bed here.

The pulsing yellow on the scorebug is the most obnoxious possible thing they could have done istg.

Just curious. Has anyone tried telling KP he doesn’t have to pick between running the ball and throwing it? Does he know they’re allowed to do both?

The offense has to stay on the field. We can’t keep doing this to our defense.

X2

Well shit.

Heyyyy! Dotson remembered he can return those!

God I miss Covey out there 🥲

Happy with the defense. Feeling better about the offense. A solid first half, I’d say.

Beautiful drive. LETS KEEP DOING THAT!

SMITTY!!!!

WE LOVE TO SEE IT!

Time to pull out the emotional support chips and salsa.

My bad. I shouldn’t have said anything.

LANDON NOOO 😭 please for the love of god put in Big Fred

Is…is our offense gonna start rolling 😮

Romo has a special way of making me want to scoop out my eardrums.

Please god offense have your shit together.

You know what time it is! GO BIRDS! 🦅💚

I think I’m finally going to get myself an upgrade from my all in 1 record player today. I deserve a turntable as a treat after getting flash banged by the past and not having a meltdown 🤔

lmao found a love note from my ex fiancé stuffed behind a poster on the other side of the room by the foot of my bed. i am going to throw myself off a cliff.

I’m all emo pulling down my poster wall to put up my framed stuff and I figured I’d show a picture of how it all started with my vinyl collecting and the poster wall. I’m up to four pretty full vinyl crates now that take up the whole dresser and the posters have taken up the walls on either 🥺❤️

Shiny Bug has made it to Alaska. Now we wait for Tiny Bubbles and signed cds to catch up.

The two wolves inside of me:

Anyways, happy football Sunday and as always, GO BIRDS🦅💚

So you’re telling me this was all for a LYRIC VIDEO 🧍🏻‍♀️

❤️‍🔥🍯sweetie, it's yours, kicking in doors take it to the floor, give me more buy the paint in the color of your eyes and graffiti my whole damn life, honey🍯❤️‍🔥

Had to move the giant framed poster of Taylor out of my room because my dog wasn’t having it and wouldn’t stop screaming at her. So safe to say maybe he isn’t a swiftie and I am in enemy territory.

Sabrina arrested Joe Keery during Juno at Austin City Limits? Very important to my culture.

Trying to explain the door thing to my swiftie bestie who exclusively uses TikTok and is not following along in real time like we are feels like an Olympic sport. I am sharing information and none of it is getting through.

The way that this blonde woman makes it absolutely unsafe to go to sleep 😩

When you think ‘tis the damn season and Father Figure, I hope you think of me 🤎❤️‍🔥

The surprise song piano in the new video made me so emo.

I’m always floored when people call Travis stupid because like, do you not realize the mental dexterity his job requires? Football may seem thoughtless and easy to you but there’s a lot of brain power behind what you see from those players out there.

A moment for the It’s Beautiful bracelet. The Opalite theme is perfection. So pretty 😍❤️‍🔥

I hope everyone is prepared for the whiplash of me going from taylorswifttaylorswifttaylorswift to gobirdsgobirdsgobirds.

You guys pointed out the parallel between Headfirst Slide and Opalite and now I’m going to spend the rest of forever singing it as “this is just a tempest a tea cup”

Okay so it’s gotta be something big if we’re dragging the door chaos out across two days, right🤡

found someone livestreaming on tiktok that said all the US doors wont open until tomorrow. they covered the chicago door with a blanket