I'm about to vibe-apply myself into the job of Xenolinguist for season 2 of Alien: Earth.

Hilarious how badly they all overplayed this. They really thought people cared more about mean podcast guy than the guy who hosts the Oscars.

I'm not about to brat-shame Ketchup.

what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine

Great to see that Studio Ghibli fans are turning out to support their favorite NFL teams. #ARIvsSEA

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

"We need to turn down the temperature and try to find common ground"

I know Swan Boy gets compared to Achewood frequently, but "I ain't do a thing like that usually" and "it's enough to make a man turn his shit on Christ" plucked at my heartstrings just like Chris Onstad's dialogue. Incredible.

These look like the fursonas of bitmoji avatars.

B alloon B oy B enson B oone Coincidence?!?!??!!!

There's a reason right wingers always attack those smaller than them. It's because they're weak, and can only feel power by making others weaker.

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

i can only ever read the store brand "crav'n" as craven. the craven chocolate chip cooky. the craven ice cream sandwich

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

CHOTINER: And so your roommate, he buys the groceries? ME: Yes, and I cover the utilities. CHOTINER: But the plums, those were a gift. ME: Now, wait– CHOTINER: Which he was saving, for breakfast? ME: *slamming my fist on the kitchen island* PROBABLY!

gee i sure hope it does

The Cracker Barrel of the left. Kum & Take It.

Just watched this. Truly wildly beautiful. Some of the best animation and voice acting of the year.

Trump has declared Tylers a terrorist organization. Tyler Robinson, Joshua Tyler Jahn, Tylernol. Your days are numbered!!

I mean, eventually he did: youtu.be/yHopAo_Ohy0?...

The only bad thing about Alien Earth is that there are only eight episodes of it. I want a full NBC 2006 sitcom season. I want a Christmas episode. One where everyone goes to karaoke. Deleted scenes on FX dot com.

My eyes are so sweaty all of a sudden.

SAMURAI!!!!!

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

thank fucking god

We have podcasters running the FBI posting evidence on Twitter within minutes of a shooting without having all of the details and facts. This only sows more distrust in the investigation and allows conspiracy theories to run wild. We need the truth and accountability, not politicized law enforcement

Ah okay!

An hour after it was posted on YouTube, the opening of Jimmy Kimmel’s return show is approaching 1 million views. m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Kimmel is swinging hard on his first night back, but I wish someone on his staff had shown him the "you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them" before he gave a hat tip to Ben Sh*piro and C*nd*ce Owens.

They're good dogs.

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Good job, bisexuals. You were so stubbornly visible today that God changed his mind and cancelled the rapture. I hope you're celebrating by sitting weird in a chair with too many drinks.

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

Bisexual Visibility Day is almost over. Mere hours remain before your bi friends vanish into the mist for another 364 days, returning to the mystical queer village of Bigadoon.

If you told me there was a Star Wars show that talks about the prison-industrial complex I would have laughed at you. If a Star Wars show is the thing that finally radicalizes your uncle, yes I wonder why real life didn't, but ultimately I am happy about it because nothing else would have

A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long

Goddammit, I guess heaven got bought out by private equity firms and I got Snaptured.

Lacing Thomas the Tank Engine toys with cutaneous Tylenol to make sure my hobby store never goes under.

LOL

Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger

Becoming a RETVRN guy but for the merciless reign of Quetzalcoatlus.

Mutual aid rules

Two nights of @triviamafia.com for you this week, both within and without Omaha! Tonight I'll be at Vis Major at 6:30 as I am every Monday! New vanilla latte slush available. Wednesday I'll be hosting an online edition of our Legend of Zelda theme night! 7pm CT right here: twitch.tv/triviamafia

I know it's a long time from now but it's gonna be hard for anyone to get my vote when one of the candidates quotes "Andor" in context. bsky.app/profile/govp...

cartoonists handing the same 5 dollar bill around the Small Press Expo but it's the entire economy somehow

Y'allidarity, Always