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Convinced that this graphic was explicitly designed for meteorologist distribution by Big Taco.

Client: "They make you work during maternity leave" Lawyer: "I think you have a good claim" C: "The handbook says do everything to empower boys" L: "I--" C: "It expressly says to let them draw dicks on things" L: ... C: "It literally says 'No does not mean no'"

A semiotician trying to figure out your queer relationship: So, which one of you is the Kiki and which one is the Bouba?

Just finished this article, which really delivers on all the charm and heart of Caity's past work. Full recommendation. That said, what is the Omaha oyster bar that gets blind item treatment? Is there free bread at Shucks, and is it great? I have a shellfish allergy, but I might need to risk it.

It’s been a real banner year for “that guy who gives off those vibes? Yes it turns out it was completely correct”

lol

Just finished this article, which really delivers on all the charm and heart of Caity's past work. Full recommendation. That said, what is the Omaha oyster bar that gets blind item treatment? Is there free bread at Shucks, and is it great? I have a shellfish allergy, but I might need to risk it.

Manic depression is like having a Sasha Fierce who sucks.

Had a lovely dinner in the back yard with some supervised moseying time for Freyja and some quality time with the best dogs in town.

Let's get this set through Lego Ideas, STAT. I need it urgently.

(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles

Reading Cuckoo by @scumbelievable.bsky.social in my hammock on a perfect evening. Artie's here too, if I get too scared.

The fact that Netflix made a gardening show with Zach Galifianakis and released it two days AFTER 4/20 is a fumble for the ages.

On the first hot days of the year, I always find myself wondering what it smells like inside The Pizza House.

The President keeps playing and posting about the Frank Sinatra song "My Way." We need to screen the Robbie Williams biopic "Better Man" for him, the one where Robbie Williams is replaced with a CGI chimpanzee man. It might

the beatles having a song called "mean mr. mustard" is a joke id make about the Beatles

No war but class war, no traitors but class traitors.

yes BRO YES www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

Okay now I’m mad about men in women’s sports

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

And remember, Texas did it only with their legislature. In Virginia, the voters spoke directly.

DATTEBAY-OATS!

I need to see the outpouring of support you all had when Jonathan the Tortoise DIDN'T actually die for a true king's passing. Rest easy, Big Snap Daddy.

The body language of a seasoned bartender who's beyond ready to boot & ban the night's worst weirdo.

this is my fave beetlemoses for many reasons, one of which is the great face at the end that holds so many feels

I think Bluesky is the one platform that roundly rejected their Lego AI slopaganda, and they took that personally I guess.

I'm back hosting @triviamafia.com at Smokin' Oak at 6pm, and the weather is beautiful! Enjoy $9 one-topping pizzas and dozens of drink options on the tap wall all night long. Farnam's still a mess, but plentiful parking is available in Turner Park and garages. Here's the full Omaha schedule!

It's CORN!

They're yassifying eugenics, don't look away.

How has "poets just Venmo the same $20 around" become The Entire Economy?

Not going to read it. Just going to assume it's because he's a pedophile.

“Risk“ being in quotes here is not promising… We really can‘t lose a legislator, and unless someone tells me different, there’s no reason Cavanaugh is any better than Powell (and there’s no “risk” voting for her) #neleg

You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

Today I learned that Griffin McElroy mistakenly thought the Shroud of Turin was Jesus' foreskin and I may never sleep again.

That’s right

We gotta keep this up. We can make Alex Jones get even redder.

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

New Coke was a cover to switch from sugar cane to high fructose corn syrup in the reconstituted Coke Classic.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"

Listen gummy worms, I've sent this text. You just gotta let em go, sweet babies.

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion (cc @bencollins.bsky.social) seizes control of InfoWars is really just all-time poetry.

YOU GOTTA GIVE

same energy