The laws of thermodynamics require that there be some nonsense. Absolute Zero Nonsense is only theoretical on the Kelvin scale, which is of course named for Chad Kelvin: a genuine chodestain.

Daylight Saving Time has CPSC trying to pitch an American knockoff of Doctor Who:

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

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I am not trying to do the whole "everything's a distraction" thing, but the DOJ holding onto specific allegations about Trump assaulting a minor and releasing them after a war against Iran has taken center stage is, uh... noteworthy timing.

I took a day off today and actually addressed all my snoozed and unanswered emails before handing the inbox over for coverage. Medal please!

Pay-a-me, Mario!

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

when Nickelodeon bought the building next door and expanded the studio in Burbank, they placed quotes from former creators around the campus. This one from my all time favorite Nick show The Adventures of Pete and Pete is like the blueprint I strive for in my own writing.

Up to 350 now! Let's keep it going. All profit from any sales on our Bandcamp today will be donated to the Trans Continental Pipeline. This will be the only day this sweatshirt is available: bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

A company from Utah bought all the Kum & Go gas stations in Nebraska and Iowa and is rebranding them all as Maverik. And NOW they're selling merch with the Kum & Go branding they they're killing on it. Our culture is not your costume!

A company from Utah bought all the Kum & Go gas stations in Nebraska and Iowa and is rebranding them all as Maverik. And NOW they're selling merch with the Kum & Go branding they they're killing on it. Our culture is not your costume!

While we're at it, DHS needs to be dismantled, ICE should be abolished, and everyone involved prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

oh no, they've restocked the entire Ditto As line at the pokemon center, OH NO

I hope I get a shiny ditto as my protagonist in Pokopia, that way I can more accurately reflect the pallor while impersonating my definitely dead trainer.

I do this with Olsen's Bakery, but they know I moved because they asked why I don't bring the dogs in anymore. Best box in town!

We now go live to dog heaven, where our correspondent Charlie is live with Cricket. Cricket, your response?

Omaha folks, I'm hosting trivia downtown at Harney Street Tavern tonight if you need somewhere to celebrate this small win over a small woman. 7pm, $60 in total prizes, you've got 3+ hours to come up with supremely petty team names.

You can cancel Spotify and move all your playlists to a service like Qobuz in less than an hour. They link you directly to a service, called Soundiiz, that makes it so easy. The best time to leave Spotify was when they signed this ignorant bigot. The next best time is today.

I was about to just fave this and move on but then I saw it was posted by the governor of Illinois???????

it be

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

The Senate should refuse confirmation of Mullen (and any other nominee) until they throw back some White House curtains and Stephen Miller is reduced to a pile of ash on the carpet. He set the quotas, he directed the cruelty, he has to go.

In the first drafts of Game of Thrones Jon Snow chose to be a "Special Envoy to the Wall of The North."

And if you’re writing me to say none of these people will ever face consequences even when we take back all branches of government that just isn’t helpful. It’s up to us to elect candidates who will go after these corrupt freaks and maximize pressure on them until they do. Dooming isn’t helpful.

Solid advice

Kristi Noem got fired? Unfortunately I think it's far too late for her to save face.

I helped book and program a @triviamafia.com fundraiser for imPulse choir about a month ago up in the Twin Cities. I included a round on commercial jingles, and this moment may be the highlight of my professional trivia career:

The list is still up and linked three replies into this thread, you can make number go up!

The list is still up and linked three replies into this thread, you can make number go up!

Artie's in Freyja's spot. A complaint has been registered.

Yeah I'm in an echo chamber. Shouting "hello" and "penis" and what not and it's reverberating all around haha! It's like there's someone else out there talking back. Pretty sick.

Oh you want the food to be better? They're called Domino's, you'll eat what you get and you'll like it. If you want to boss a restaurant around, go to Subway.

Tears and goosebumps at just the TRAILER for the new Cartoon Brew feature. Nobody is doing it like they are.

i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai

As an uncle of bandmates, I would like to issue a most solemn and sincere apology for party rocking.

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

“No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

by doing something so grotesque they won't show it on TV, he ensured there'd be no visual contradiction of his claims. this has been a consistent broken element of U.S. media for a very long time

Finishing your hamantaschen with powdered sugar just like they do down at that famous deli Cafe Du Monde.

Great, now the movie is somehow going to win the Emmy for best comedy.

According to the US and Israeli right wings, Iran has been in the last mile of their nuclear weapons program for my entire adult life. Netanyahu drew his red line at the UN nearly 14 years ago.

I maybe haven't laughed this hard since the custom Toblerone tweet

One of my favorite parts of last night’s election results. The only Democratic talking point should be: we don’t abandon anyone.