Goddammit I'm just trying to play Mario snow level music, don't confront me with the actual character name Harry Hole:

My three-year-old was watching CBS News when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy why is the nice man with the square jaw talking funny?” And when I told her “Because he’s drunk, it’s whiskey Friday,” she started crying.

Fun fact! We could be using the $75 billion allocated for ICE on literally anything else! Like essential services that help people exist! It’s almost as if these issues + our priorities have a lot of overlap! Also people definitely can’t afford things if they get shot in the face!

Federal agents left a Mexican restaurant in St. Paul on Jan. 11 as patrons shouted at them, saying they weren't welcome and needed a judicial warrant. In a post on Facebook, the restaurant thanked customers who "stood strong and protected our community." Video by Aldora Gutierrez via Storyful.

We recently tested ~ a dozen public statements from a diverse set of Democratic elected officials on the murder of Renee Good and this was the top testing one

I haven't seen a greasy little creep get roasted this hard since the end of Lord of the Rings. Great work @cohen489.bsky.social!

If you are able to donate to help this player through a nightmare situation, please do. Our thoughts are with him, his mother, and the Madison community.

They flashbanged a baby last night.

“but you're a selfish, narcissistic, psycho-freaking, boot-licking Nazi pimp and you can't handle me”

ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid. And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.

Good morning. JD Vance is a piece of shit. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

THE BALD BEET RED MEN ARE JOINING THE BATTLE ON THE SIDE OF HUMANITY TRULY THE REGIME IS LOSING THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN

Not THEIR challenge coin any more.

🎶 I want an APP that can find COAT 🎶 'cause I loooooooooooooooooked 🎶 for JACKET! 🎶

ICE officers are publicly stating that Renee Good was killed not because an officer was threatened but because they were made at her for not instantly following every order issued. The new ICE threat to protestors is: "Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch."

Tried to focus on work today. Tried not to fixate on what's happening to friends and colleagues and their cities. But then the last work inquiry that came in was a fundraiser. Parents want to raise $ for grade school security because a mass shooting happened at the next school over. Just…broke me.

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

Footage for those curious.

Who is your local apocalypse hero? Omaha has this striking Kellogg's plant worker who never quit, even during a full tilt deluge. Say the words At Will Termination three times in a break room mirror and he'll appear.

The UK have also sent a single military officer to the United States DHS

Oh no

Heard that ICE is in my old neighborhood of Little Italy today. If anyone's otg and needs response and support, let a guy know.

It is in no way “law enforcement” to beat up an American 10th grader and steal and sell his possessions.

Thank you for the admission, time to abolish it.

Hey congressman numbnuts have you ever tried to scan a Pokémon QR code? Now imagine doing it while masked Gestapo with a tactical plate carrier and an AR15 smashes in your windshield and drags you out of your car you regular Einstein

The gofundme for that factory worker who called Trump a pedophile protector is at like $300k. Funniest possible outcome of this is everyone rushing to do the same thing in the hopes of getting paid

It is now both patriotic and lucrative to be recorded shouting "pedophile protector" at the pedophile protector president everyone hates. A valid retirement plan

Here is a much larger, vetted list of ways to help Minnesota. Please share it widely. www.standwithminnesota.com

My girlfriend, who two unnamed sources can confirm lives in Canada, is recuperating safely from breast reduction surgery. She cannot be reached by video call, as her cabin does not have internet.

Their long soccer rivalry has forged this partnership in steel and grass.

"As the crow flies" gotta be the quickest way to add a sense of mystique to your daily life. • A dozen assorted bagels please, as the crow flies. • We leave in 15 minutes as the crow flies. • Lemme get $20 on pump 6, as the crow flies.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*

It looks like an escape room

As always, AOC is where the Democrats' messaging should be: bsky.app/profile/acyn... ICE and CBP got a forty BILLION dollar budget increase. An increase of 400% of their previous budget. My health insurance spiked by $200. That's one-to-one policy, in the same bill.

I watch the bulk of ashleythebaroness videos, despite rarely sharing them. But this one hit today. And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon. fascism wrapped in our own flag

Meaty Protein and a Scrapple Goo Year (Don't google Scrapple)

Every hour, a new example of how they're definitely Keeping Us Safe

This and if you want to look at a fascist state to compare America in 2026 to you just need to look at the Jim Crow south. After all, Hitler did.

Garfbert 2021.09.13

This is perfect because ACE is where I always go when I need to melt ice.

Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.

On my way to the Supreme Court where I'll be proud to support 15-year-old Becky Pepper-Jackson, West Virginia's only transgender athlete, as she opposes the state's effort to ban her from playing as herself. Win or lose, Becky and her family are heroes for standing up for what's right

anyway if you work at the syndicate get in touch

sad....who is going to raise dilbert's ex-wife

The day has come. Now, America must appoint a new Dilbert.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

I've used the word "perfidious" for years without realizing it had a meaning. And I guess that's because its meaning is a war crime so heinous I didn't even know it existed.