I need a few thousand more followers so I can say something like "how often do they even list multiple cities for the Olympics?" And get the detailed list of years where they did

of all the “this is the dumbest timeline” examples I think it might be “we are literally living in the plot of 99 Luftballons” for me

listen, you do NOT understand how wild it was in the theater for opening weekend for Mewtwo Strikes back when the Minnesota Vikings joke happened.

when basketball players take so many 3s, they don't spend as much time really close to each other so it's harder to imagine them all kissing

someone somewhere wrote "Balatro for curling" in a spreadsheet

so basically the idea is biathlon on a snowmobile and you're allowed to keep moving while you shoot

writing a tragic book about someone who is way too chill and funny and smart and attractive for their own good

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

sports broadcast producers are so funny sometimes. Smash cut from a coach screaming about an offensive goaltending call he didn't agree with to the close up to the ball being entirely inside the perimeter of the hoop when he touched it

ok here it is, my take about the superbowl half-time show that is only like, 3 months late: its very funny to see takes about people "only pretending to like music with lyrics they don't understand" from guys who think Born in the USA is about how cool being born in the USA is

I wish I had done something people liked 20 years ago so I could just be a big piece of shit and have everyone stick up for me, way easier than being nice all the time

saw someone rank the Japanese olympic hockey sweaters as the second worst and I can't imagine being that incredibly wrong. @japan how do I get my hands on one of those darks

I'm just gonna say it: I don't understand overnight oats at all Oh boy, oatmeal that takes too long to make

maybe im just bad at finding worlds but none of these VRChat truck stops even have the kind of amenities you'd need to be able to do some lot lizard RP

The software running a biathlon broadcast must be wild

watching player interviews before the USA/CAN hockey game "oh hey they found one of the players who isn't from Minnesota!"

Baseball fans are great cause they'll be like "oh yeah, that's Scud Scutoid. He changed the game forever by introducing trying to hit the ball"

Thank you YouTube comments section for being on top of things so I didn't have to say "actually Princess Diana almost certainly never had a honeycrisp apple"

the olympics is really nothing like NA major leagues. I've watched hours of women's hockey and haven't heard the arena DJ play Hot To Go once :p

blazes on weekends /// usually smokes everyday before and after work /// sentient weed smoke cloud

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

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Pics from Nokomis tonight #ICEOUT

can't stop the rock stream.segfest.com

"no one bikes in the winter"

you know, Senator or Governor Frey is gonna piss me off but I just realized this moment might give us Mayor Stancil and now I need a shower

From the city that gave you "Make the golf course a public sex forest..."

it's sleepy vibes for 8 hours. if you need to relax tonight. this is the place to do it

cannot believe the mental workout I am getting from my feed today, what the fuck.

It’s day 60 of the ICE occupation of MSP. We are approaching two months under occupation, and our resolve is stronger than ever. Friends in other cities- start organizing now. Talk to five friends, neighbors, or parents at your kid’s school, and start building your network to resist ICE.

Y'all, we shipped ~45k whistles in December. I think we shipped ~35k whistles TODAY. This team of rogue 3D printing enthusiasts is... really rocking & rolling. 💓💃 And thank you to all of you who helped supply the filament & shipping $ so that could happen!

I mean, not surprised I guess but... sure yeah lets go with a deep heavy sigh

I couldn't watch the gopher games but I am looking at scores and smiling

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I didn't even blow mine to make sure it worked when I got it, whistles must absolutely be reserved for alerting neighbors to threats

the entry: MC Chris Main Room: I honestly forget I think it might be Flying Lotus

a little under 2.5 hours till the preshow kicks off. Be sure to show up early and get a good seat!

a lot further behind on segfest prep than I have been in quite some time but I gotta remember not to beat myself up about it what with the *gestures broadly*

it's long gone, since they've tallied only 11 6 times, and are somehow 3-3 in those games

can we get a computer toucher to do some api stuff so we can see how many people unblocked Stancil since the occupation started?

look at my goat (on the right idk that other guy)

I think the Wild should just start turtling and try to break their fewest shots on goal record tonight with a win

It's really funny how much this Northland Ford dealer commercial sounds like praise for the response to the federal invasion of Minnesota

never gonna let anyone talk shit about my "fivehead" again

Can't believe I'm saying this but, don't eat the Pringles