A serious piece of advice that many of you probably already know too well: Don't wait to tell your friends how much they mean to you. It's easy to just take for granted that tomorrow is gonna be there for us all but you just really never know. So many people I wish I could just talk to one more time

Ok, that's the one that got me

Kyle Busch was one of those dudes who was so good at what he did, even people like me, who very casually followed NASCAR in his prime, knew who he was. Huge loss for the sport. Everyone right rear hook someone on the way to work tomorrow in his honor.

Yo, what the fuck??? How awful

This is part of 𝐾̲𝑦̲𝑙̲𝑒̲'̲𝑠̲ 𝑅̲𝑢̲𝑙̲𝑒̲𝑠̲ 𝑓̲𝑜̲𝑟̲ 𝐿̲𝑖̲𝑓̲𝑒̲™️: 1. Don't hang out with people who don't tip well 2. Never poop with your shoes on 3. Nobody can tell you how to be a fan 4. Not everything is made with you in mind 5. Stop checking voicemail

Apparently I missed a call from my dear old friend Deb Fischer this afternoon. Never been so happy to have full voicemail

Finally saw the word "Dogecoin" in a set of discovery requests today, so I am announcing my resignation from society

Accidentally became important at work and irl. Someone help me

i do not care the context. i simply do not. the smithsonian is going to have an exhibit in 2056 where an entire wall of the museum is nothing but this quote.

You can tell if I'm hacked if you see something like "I hope the Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup because @fiestajake.bsky.social deserves nice things"

I would pay upwards of 24 US dollars to watch prime Dennis Rodman vs prime Draymond Green for a best of 7

Methods of Mayhem (remember that Tommy Lee rap metal project?) and it's not particularly close

Stayed up too late, ready for nap

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Stone Temple Pilots Trick Daddy Corrosion of Conformity Luke Bryan Krisiun Elton John Big Larry & the Skankers Fear Factory Primus Soilent Green

hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

You should hire this person immediately, @forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social

Had the very rare super productive adhd afternoon today, so I will most likely be useless for the remainder of the weedk

Ok, moving on. Has anyone seen any cool birds lately or anything?

Here's why I eat too much takeout even though I was a cook professionally for over a decade: My wife works overnights. My son is a picky eater. My mother-in-law who lives with us is a picky eater in ways that rarely intersect with my son's pickiness. I am not cooking multiple meals

You ever just sit back, stare at the clouds, and think about how lucky you are to exist at the same time as Mike Patton?

We got another attempted vehicular manslaughter enthusiast here

He's running

Oh, fuck yeah, DoorDash discourse for the 100,000,000th time.

Was inspired by @andrewfleer.com to start the 1,001 albums thing again, and today I have to listen to Hotel California, so I'm in a bad mood

When I was 16 I never could have foreseen that Cradle of Filth would be coming "to town" (Lincoln) and that when I found out I just shrugged and laughed.

Ok, I'm going to say this one time so that I can set the record straight on where I stand: Pickles are fucking gross and the trend of pickle-flavored everything is a sign of this country's moral rot.

Would, cautiously would, no

I see that @commonsensekid.co.uk has been on reddit this morning

They shouldn't be allowed to put Russian cities on the game, too big www.maptap.gg May 20 95🏅 94🏆 94🏆 92👑 73😔 Final score: 872

Here you go, everyone. Nice starter house for you. If you want to live in Fremont, NE. And don't let the fact that there's only one picture of the front of the house or the words "sweat equity" in the description throw you off, I'm sure it's fine.

I will Venmo $5 to the first person who sends me a link to a $70k house for sale in 2026. House, not plot of land.

Thinking it might be about time for another social media break for this guy (not Arsenal related, I swear, lol)

This post convinced me I should start limiting who can reply to me on this app

I think me, @kylecarr.bsky.social, and @thombomb816.bsky.social all wanting the same result in a sporting event opened up some sort of portal to hell

Gonna go on @shadesofbluenw.bsky.social so we can all just sit there and sigh a lot

Ok, ok, it's been like 10 minutes already. Simmer down

I am about to log off for about 8 months, lol

Ope, did I jinx them? Ah, that's a shame

This also sucks, why are you doing this

So the whole reason one would want to use Google is now gone. Well done

ROBIN HOOD: Hello Sharks, I’m here to ask for a $10 million investment in my business, Hand Over The Money And No One Gets Hurt! KEVIN: What’s with the name, is it like an archery business? ROBIN HOOD: …kind of

We've had Gandalf for 3 years today! And in honour of the occasion, he has a special message for everyone:

Seems like a good afternoon to listen to the album Abigail by King Diamond

I guess I get a trial of Sirius/XM with the car. Haven't decided if i actually want to set it up or not

Motion to take the rest of the day off and just go watch tv or something

I speak English Hablo un peco de español Ich spreche weniger Deutsch Parlo un po' di italiano Ik kan wel een beetje Nederlands schrijven, maar ik kan die verdomde G niet uitspreken Έχω μάθει λίγα ελληνικά

Me and Man City fans for the remainder of the week