Alright, I'm gonna head out for Lent. See you, uh, in a while

Oh, yeah. Time to jump on the prompt post train and get that sweet, sweet discourse going. Ok everyone: What is Witch Vomit's signature song?

Sitting on the back deck and giving serious thought to just never going back inside

The biggest video game crash out I've ever been a party to was a time when a friend (badly) threw an office chair at me This was back in the Dreamcast days. My buddy had whatever NFL game was current at the time, and we played it a lot. At some point I discovered what may have been a glitch

Ah, just got home from work. Let's check out the ol bsky feed (Sees the RFK and Kid Rock thing) Hmm (Puts phone into cannon, fires cannon directly at the sun, goes to read a book)

Fine, I will be the interim director of the MLBPA

In some good news, got a dismissal with prejudice for a client today, helllll yeah

Bananas and Blow by Ween

I'm out of cold brew so I'll just drop a couple adderall into a regular cup of coffee

Bluesky, The Sports Website©️

Former client stops by to drop something off. Him: Good to see you're still employed. You haven't been replaced by AI? Me: Not yet. Him: You know what that stands for? Me: (Shrug) Him: Assholes international

🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

Been trying to think of something to say about Rev. Jesse Jackso all day, but my big dumb brain isn't helping me out. My first memory of Rev. Jackson was from the 1988 election. I don't remember much, but I remember I wanted him to win. Obviously at 8 years old I wasn't aware of his decades of work,

The AOTY bar has been raised

I quite literally flipped the coffee table over during the tuck rule game. I'm very glad my roommate wasn't home too see me acting like a baboon

Free dungeon synth compilation title:

You're all the hardest drinking region of the country in my book

One serious downside of applying for jobs is that now I have to answer my phone on occasion ☹️

God bless @gruberites.bsky.social for bringing back the Tuesday release

When i see you out here trying to rehab George W fucking Bush

Advertise your account with a gif

My wife fixed the furnace last night, so she knows the power that comes from feeling like this

Cream puffs and bourbon and the music was louder My wife was competing in a game of chance The party raged and the guests were screaming I could have danced all night

I wish any of these dudes would face a consequence worse than "decided to stop working so I can enjoy my billions of dollars without hurting shareholder value," but, alas, our hands are simply tied

I love texting STOP to opt out

Oh, you're out there "enjoying the weather?" Well some of us are so dedicated to our craft that we're proud to have spent this entire day at a desk, facing the glass office door that gives us only a view of the hallway. So there.

Apparently i hacked Jeff Rosenstock's account today

"You see, Your Honor, I had to submit that AI brief with fifty-seven incorrect citations because my laptop was in the shop" is apparently a real argument that one could, but probably should not, try to make

Ope, they just sent me another provocation

I'm pretty sure the billing office of a local hospital system is just trying to provoke me to commit a crime at this point (work related)

Hey you! Yes, you. I hope you're having a good day*. * I hope @fiestajake.bsky.social is only having a mildly bad day

Newsom? Yeah I Newsom dumb bitches and they all wanted to vote for this loser

LUST HAG

In case you're wondering, @joelboonmusic.bsky.social, yes, it does make me feel even worse that Grimsby Town went and lost to Wolves

(Not making eye contact with anyone) (Shake head) (Deep sigh) Would

Happy presidents day to @plasticpresidents.bsky.social only

Put in an application for essentially the best job I could possibly hope for without switching career fields, so I'll take all the positive vibes, prayers, etc. you can throw my way 🙏

As is typical for my life, I'll be watching Daytona later on tonight, so this is probably the last you'll see me on here until then

Looking at the table, I could go for a nice 0-0 draw in the Clásico Nacional

Austin Hill win. Valentine's Day is canceled

Ah, just in time to see Rajah's wreck. Fml

Had to go pick up food, but sounds like I should make it back for the end of the race, lmao

Fun fact: Jeremy Clements has somehow been my rival on every NASCAR game I've ever played

Skyrizi sounds like something my kid would yell while playing Roblox

Oh, I forgot to tell everyone that the Other Son is staying with us for a week, so I have two 13 year olds screaming about video games all day

Rajah on his radio: "I don't know about you, but I'm learning and having a blast." Loving this for him

Buy this. Get Sluiced.

Find something you love like my Roku loves becoming useless the few times I actually get to sit down and watch something

Ok, let's go Rajah