Outside of my immediate family, @suzyska.bsky.social is only person I talk to everyday, so I guess that makes her my best friend?

I don’t know if this is a hot take. But lads we need to stop with the moustaches. You’re all looking like 80s porn stars and we need to bring the circle of facial hair fashion back around to chin straps.

I turned 39 very recently and think I’ve hit my socks and sandals era. Please kill me.

And this one in Brighton next week!

Hyped to be joining our friends Popes of Chillitown, Dog Rotten and Slackrr at the Garage!

All you other parents also use the torch on your phone to go to toilet after you put the kids to bed, to avoid waking them up by turning lights on, as well yeah?! (Except you posh rich bastards with a downstairs toilet)

"End O' Daze" by Deadbeat At Dawn I believe @suzyska.bsky.social is on this one. #bluebeat #ska

City life will never be for me. 😍 Country bumpkin til I die

British summertime eh? @commonsensekid.co.uk

ENT DR: “You see these large grey areas on the scan” ME: Umm yes. ENT DR: “That should all be black and this is in your sinuses, on both sides. So you will also need the FESS surgery both sides, as well as the Septoplasty and Turbinate reduction surgeries”

Would you try this?

Happy 20/4 to everyone who puts the date in the correct order (the rest of the world)

So true @joeyoblivion.bsky.social 😝

Related this my other half was using his tablet to look at songs for her granddads funeral. I told her I would want Passafire’s song “Fireside” and then I made her cry because she likes that song and I’ve now made it unlistenable So think when choosing a song as you will ruin for other people

I was just looking through eldests liked songs and my cover of desdmau5’s Ghosts n Stuff was on there 🤦 I know “cute”. BUT - I don’t know if he has accidentally added it whilst looking for deadmau5 - I don’t know if it knows it’s me as the artwork is just me with a sheet over my head on a swing

Yer mum's AI.

I think they need to roll back whatever update they pushed to bluesky today.

Just had to tell my kids that their great grandad died yesterday. Everyone please tell me I’m a good dad and haven’t caused any core memory trauma while they burst into tears in my arms. Parenting is hard. 😔😢

if everyone just listened and heed the warnings of Captain Planet back in the 90s. None of this would matter.

My eldest has rekindled my Rocket League addiction after a 9 year hiatus. “What? how have you got all these cars. Why does it say legacy” Mate. This game is older than you and I used to play it A LOT

Being that I am a real bean homie I will just send a pic of my breakfast— Indian butter sauce chickpeas.

As a Texan, the only thing I’m legally allowed to send is refried beans.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, Craig. Treat yourself today.

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HBD, week and a year early birthday buddy.

It’s @commonsensekid.co.uk’s birthday! 🥳

It’s my birthday. Send Beans.

On this day in 2012 The Skints released their second studio album, Part & Parcel. Such a great band and this is a wonderful album, especially love Ratatat & Rub-A-Dub!

The pics I took of Omnigone ended up alright even though I was struggling with the lighting, my flash was being a pain and I should’ve taken my 24-70mm instead of my 16-35mm. But live music photography isn’t an exact science - I have to adapt, even if I’ve been to the venue or seen the band before

Enjoyed my day. ☀️🌊

I 100% meant the things I said about your slices of “cheese” America.

Picked up a couple records from Raves from the Grave in town today.

Punk in Dublic It’s just dub covers of NOFX songs.

Happy Easter

Much like charity. Regime change starts at home America.

This is the ramblings of a man down the pub who has been made to look a right mug. And someone needs to take his car keys off him.

Spending Good Friday watching Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis commentate Takeshi's Castle.

My nearly 9yr old: “Dad….umm i don’t think I believe in god” Oh….cool. I don’t either. And neither does your mum Him: “………..oh” Yeah mate. You’re what people call an atheist. So why don’t you think you believe in god? Him: “sounds all a bit made up”

I thought they were landing on the moon. Disappointing.

I thought the new Codefendants album was out today when I woke up. Crap start to the day

Happy @skalanismorissette.bsky.social day to those that celebrate 🎂🎉🥳

The clocks go forward an hour in 30mins and I’ve only just got home

Bit JB Conspiracy upstairs.

A bit of @redeemon.bsky.social in the basement

3 years ago today I released an album. I made more new friends at home and abroad than I ever had in my life before by learning music. I’ve got to travel around the UK and USA meeting people because of learning music and met people I will be friends with for life.…