Somebody just leaked the original lyrics to T Swift's new song about her husband's hog and I gotta say she should have stayed with her OG vision this song would have been a smash hit no cap

u can say that again bro

There are few that I judge more harshly in the autumn than the first white person I see who is dressed for under -15°C when it is still above 10°C. Weak. Pathetic.

hey me and @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social are in this music video you should go watch it we have a huge part practically the star and co-star we're so heavily featured

My dude, you are a fishmonger. Bring home a fish carcass, hit the craft store for a chain and fire up the glue gun!

HOLY FUCK

It’s time ⌛️ NEW SONG + MUSIC VIDEO: Watch Temperance NOW on @punknews.bsky.social NEW LABEL: We’ve joined Say-10 Records NEW ALBUM: LP2 coming early 2026 Excited to share the best music we’ve ever written. HARMONIC CONVERGENCE ERA BEGINS ✨ GET INTO IT 👇 www.punknews.org/article/8666...

Get this in your eyeholes and earballs immediately or go to hell!

New episode with Space Monkey Mafia is now available. We discuss their new album, adding horns to a nonska band and what they love about playing ska in 2025. #ska open.spotify.com/episode/2b5m...

Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers

who up goopin' they hole

You can listen to the new Mega Infinity single “Temperance” on streaming a week from today Be a homie and hit all the buttons: li.sten.to/mihc

I hope anyone who ever bought a piece of "2 time world war champs" merch's entire wardrobe spontaneously bursts into flames

You’re hungry for it! Sad Snack is releasing our debut album with extremely special guests @omnigone.band and Matamoska! 12/11/25, at Bottom of the Hill in SF, join us for jamz, special snacks, and rad surprises. Big thanks to @selltheheart.bsky.social! Tickets: www.stubmatic.com/bottomoftheh...

Maybe it's just me but I feel like slavers probably don't deserve comedy and if you're already worth millions of dollars doing the job for the bag only proves that you care more about money than people and are therefore a pile of human slime.

u ever just peel some carrots onto the floor and let ur dogs go buck on em?

Came across this dude on YouTube who landscapes and rehabs dilapidated skate spots and then shreds on them and it fucking rules

VINYL PRE-ORDERS ARE LIVE…for THREE variants of The Hand You’ve Been Dealt from @punkertonrecords.bsky.social We will have our BAND EXCLUSIVE “Royal Flush Red” variant (as well as 50 of the @thefestfl.bsky.social exclusive splatter) on our upcoming tour with @megainfinity.band & @pwrup.bsky.social

@ddross.bsky.social the nectar of the gods told about in the tales

Click the stuff, help out the homies! I have it on good authority the new shit is sick as hell (I am the good authority, I have heard it and it's sick as hell)!

The chorus to Bullet & Bullseye by the Distillers

This is very cool and very good and you should buy it asap or on the next Bandcamp Friday.

First thing I thought when I heard this record was “I can see myself getting fucked up in the pit to this” Def recommend checking it out!

TOMORROW! (aka tonight at midnight) the album goes live on streaming, but it's available right now via BandCamp. Link in Bio

temperance. [tem-per-uhns, tem-pruhns] - moderation or self-restraint in action, statement, etc.; self-control 10.7.25 Wait with us Li.sten.to/mihc

2 more days!

According to Madonna Heaven Is A Place On Earth so maybe we all got raptured and just got sent to our normal spots on earth and heaven actually kinda just sucks

NEW SINGLE PREVIEW AND BIG UPDATE VIDEO! There’s a lot going on at Joker’s HQ. A new Roger Lima produced record coming from @punkertonrecords.bsky.social, our first @thefestfl.bsky.social appearance, and a major east coast tour with @pwrup.bsky.social and @megainfinity.band! Don’t miss out! #ska

Rapture? I hardly know 're!

I love weed, give it up for weed

I'm playing Pokemon Sword and I'm reading all the dialogue in terrible British accents in my head and it's definitely what they intended while developing the game

I am addicted to watching videos of the critters of Dilly Dell being created

Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

The Eagles (any), Dire Straits (any), INXS's Kick or the LA Bamba soundtrack

This is how I'm feelin' this week.

Everyone in my shop is either stoked for or jealous of my new toolbox and it is the most trades shit ever haha

You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!

With sleevless arms full of bracelets, the bottom halves of our legs covered in fake white fur, & the biggest sunglasses money can buy, we hit only a portion of the ska-heavy festivals this Summer. Now that the season has come to a close with Supernova, we're gonna take a look back. Tonight @ 7 mdt

Hearing my centrist-ass co-workers be like "I can't believe this is happening" and continuing to both sides every event, every day is not it, y'all.

Yeah, the rest of us can learn yet again that when you're rich you can be a neurotic wierdo who believes in complete bullshit and people will laud you for it.

"When life gives you lemons you clone those lemons and make super-lemons."

THAT'S A BIG HELL YEAH, BUDDIES!

That's probably because the top 10% have nothing better to do than spend the vast wealth they've denied the other 90%.

Check out our latest episode with @theboydetective.bsky.social . Now available wherever you listen to podcasts. #ska open.spotify.com/episode/2fw3...

kmoy.bandcamp.com/album/traged... hi! It’s a live rekkid from Kmoy The Band! You can listen to it for free! It’s from December of last year! I play keyboard on it! It’s a weird show that’ll never happen again and I like it!

this bass recording shit is easy

Episode 2 with @fishboneband.bsky.social FISHBONE!!! Is out now! youtu.be/De86-yUFwAE?... open.spotify.com/episode/5PTO... #ska #punk #podcast #funk #soul

If political violence has no place in America how come there's an amendment to thier constitution that enshrines everyone with the right to keep and bear arms? What would be the purpose of this amendment if NOT political violence (whether being directed by or at the government)?

"hey man, nice shot" by filter (1995)

mfw i hear someone shot charlie kiek