A french chef was caught making counterfeit Croque Monsieurs. When the police found him the lead officer shouted "Cheese! You're butter arrest! Put your hams where I can see em!"

I'm writing a slashfic involving Jon Snow, Walter White and Olaf from Frozen. The twist is they only spout nonsense to each other. I call it: Stark Breaking Gad

What is your t-shirt removal strat? 1️⃣ Sleeve, sleeve, neck 2️⃣ Crossed arm front pull 3️⃣ Over the head self-jersey 4️⃣ Some random bullshirt 📊 Show results

Ok ok ok... There is A LOT OF SKA IN MARIO KART WORLD

To update... There is more than one

The ska community when they found out both CPSC and IDOS were packing it in:

The ska song in Mario Kart World is unfairly good

I didn’t expect to get so emotional when the episode finished. But it really is a special project and I’m gonna miss it, but I’m also so glad that it happened and that we made so many cool new friends along the way 💌 Now go relax and enjoy some life!

Joey beat me to it! We did a wind up for our 4 year anniversary and it has a truly EPIC conclusion!

From seeing podcasts like @indefenseofska.bsky.social and @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social wrap up, to seeing small labels like @skapunkinternational.com struggle to stay afloat, I’m wondering what the general opinion is regarding how the pandemic effected the #ska community. Good? Bad? Thoughts?

In Canada we call him Bubble Tea Fett

I'm finally opening my cafe/pub restaurant concept in spanish speaking South America with a cute rodent as our mascot. Its called Cup Y Barra

bro we didnt ay the 51st state stuff i swear 😭😭😭

Thanks so much for all the fun you've delivered over the years.

news from some of the best people. grateful for our couple weekends of hangs & of course @joeyoblivion.bsky.social’s brief stint in Take Today

I need some Checkerheads to rise up and make the Checkered Past biopic: Ska'd is NOT Dead

The world's greatest ska podcast, going out on top. Will be truly missed

I guess it's anyone's game now that @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social is hanging it up

It's the end of the era

In true ska legend fashion they had a few incredible years putting out amazing stuff before riding off into the sunset.

🏁 ANNOUNCEMENT 🏁

🏁 OLD EPISODE ALERT 🏁 FROM THE SKAULT! A four hour compilation featuring JigSka, Skaba Yaga and The Skabadook! Its the complete JigSkaNiverse!

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 It's the last day to send in your roasts for the @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social 4th Anniversary Episode! Record that roast and send it in to the link below, we'll be blind listening for Tuesday's episode so HURRY YOUR ASS UP IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE! 🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁

Holy shit did you know this got extended!?!? You still have time to record and send in your roast for @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social's 4th Anniversary Episode next week! Rip on us, or ska or podcasts, puns or whatever but remember to do it from the heart!!!

We listen to music from 21 goddamn TSPO releases, come join us on our journey catching up on Ska Para!! Get it from your favorite podmonger and shove it in your ear holes!

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 The CPSC crew speed runs Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra from 2001 to today! Get it where ya get yer pods!

Hey up! @skapunkinternational.com @pwrup.bsky.social @plasticpresidents.bsky.social @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social @ontheupbeatska.bsky.social @skapunkotherjunk.bsky.social @baldheadband.bsky.social @underneathtl.bsky.social @suzyska.bsky.social @chrisgraue.com

As good a time as any to shout out this new Police/Sting tribute album again. Big Reggae names new and old showing some love back the other way. It's good stuff, just like this episode! ineffablerecords.bandcamp.com/album/fields...

This week we talk about butt pianos for 57 minutes (not really but we do bring them up a few times)! Obtain it from your favorite podmonger and listen while you play Oblivion or drive to work or make dinner or whatever!

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 WOOP! WOOP! Thats the sound of a new CPSC all about the skadjacency of The Police! Get it where ya get yer pods!

death taxes and letting the @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social discord know I'm drinking beer and bowling

200 GOL DANG EPISODES HOLY SHIT! Join us as we take a mulligan on our FIRST EPISODE EVER! It's a shot-for-shot remake of the pod that started it all! Get it from your favorite podmonger RIGHT NOW!!!

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 Its our 200th episode! So we do a shot for shot remake of our first episode... its Save Ferris Remastered! Get it where ya get yer pods!

If you're red and you want to crunch a cracker where a russian sits... Putin on the Ritz

Y'all got like a day and a half left to roast or FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE! DETAILS BELOW, BE PART OF @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social's 200th EPISODE AND ALSO SAY WE STINK OR SOME BULLSHIT! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Great episode! (What up Jeff??) We get a shout out on our Crack Rock Steady Primer: "kill cops, burn churches, do drugs" Check it out for a companion piece to this episode: www.checkeredpast.ca/episodes/cra...

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 We do some real bare bones history of Jamaican Music from Mento to Reggae to even Dubstep!

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 The Trojan War finals are finally here! We bring in @skapunkinternational.com to crown the greatest Ska Standard of all time! Www.challonge.com/thetrojanwar

It's very disorienting to actually be doing well in this bracket for once

Whoa, it's the PENULTIMATE TROJAN WAR ep! Once again we eliminate half of the remaining Trad bangers (this time with the help of @kmoypro.bsky.social) on our quest to crown the NUMBER ONE TRAD SKA SONG OF ALL TIME! PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP from your favorite podmonger!

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 The one and only KMoy is back on the pod to run through Round 3 of the Trojan War to find the greatest Ska Standard of all time! www.challonge.com/thetrojanwar

"Sacre bleu! Les sacs sont bleus!" - French man discovering recycling for the first time

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 Round 2 is here with @HOMIECORPSSTDIO helping you stay away from The Killer and eliminate 8 more tracks toward finding the best Ska Standard! www.challonge.com/thetrojanwar

hanging out w my favorite Canadians @checkeredpastpod.bsky.social @joeyoblivion.bsky.social and whatever celines @ is

Oh shit, Round 1 Part 2 of The Trojan War is on deck! I hope your bracket is doing better than Tesla stock, but you'll have to listen to find out! Get it from your favorite podmonger RIGHT NOW!

Listen to this episode and watch my chances of winning the bracket continue to go up in flames (also for a good time)

Very good, agreeable episode. Some of their best work. Totally unrelated, let's take a look at the bracket standings

🏁 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🏁 The back half of Round 1 of The Trojan War is out and theres a good chance your #1 pick got axed! Www.challonge.com/thetrojanwar

🏁🏁🏁Today is the day, Rudies! The quest for the GREATEST TRAD SKA STANDARD OF ALL TIME has begun!🏁🏁🏁 The Trojan War kicks off RIGHT NOW on your podcast app! Obtain Checkered Past: The Ska'd Cast from your favorite podmonger and join the fun (and anger!)!