From Texas to Virginia to Minneapolis, people at No Kings protests agree: It is probably not great news that The Onion is doing so well right now.

And, now, we KNOW that it needs to be investigated ASAP.

Donald Trump letting you know how the authoritarian capture of the media is going, in case you missed it. Unlike other authoritarians in places like Hungary and Poland he has no worries about advertising his authoritarian take over of the media.

The fate of Dogday still upsets me.

EXCLUSIVE: Senior DHS officials double down on arresting and detaining refugees in new memo. Hours after DOJ filed the new memo in court in Minnesota, a magistrate judge denied Law Dork's request for greater public access in the case — including remote electronic docket access.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

AXIOS: “The Trump administration is closer to a major war in the Middle East than most Americans realize. It could begin very soon.” Is Iran in the Epstein files? www.axios.com/2026/02/18/i...

New reporting by Democracy Docket suggests that Patriot Grassroots’ canvassers also crossed a line in Missouri, where volunteers gathering signatures to put a GOP-backed gerrymander to a statewide vote said they were harassed by out-of-state paid agitators. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Fact check true 👇🏽

NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality. Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:

Voting rights groups contend in a new lawsuit that an Ohio law signed late last year relies on shaky data to remove voters from the rolls when federal law doesn’t allow it — and without providing notice to the voters facing removal ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/02/17/v...

I don't think "invading a country, kidnapping its President, then stealing its oil" is what I would call "diplomacy." But perhaps I'm not a political science expert like some folks.

"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

JUDGE: ... and then Mr Manson didn't you order Susan Atkins to cut open Sharon Tate's body and rip the fetus from her womb? MANSON: Yer honor, The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the NASDAQ is smashing records! That’s what we should be talkin' about!"

MAGAs are always like, "You think you're better than us!" I am. I don't support a rapist, and I don't celebrate lawless, masked thugs indiscriminately terrorizing entire communities all to distract from said rapist. This is a human test, and you're failing. I win.

Anyone else sensing a pattern here?

Protesters in Minneapolis. Survivors of Epstein’s sex crimes. A grand jury in Washington, D.C. These are the true leaders of the resistance to Trump’s authoritarian project. Surely it’s time for our elected officials to hurry to catch up.

😕 www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

It's clarifying to see these chodes with their masks down, asses out for the world to see, and as the irredeemable incel losers that they truly are

"Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

Arizona is now investigating X over the creation and distribution of "potentially illegal and harmful content, including child sexual abuse imagery" The AG's announcement links to WIRED's reporting about Grok Imagine videos, by me and @regret.bsky.social WIRED story: www.wired.com/story/grok-i...

Trump’s Military Spending By The Numbers

Planned Parenthood clinics in Utah resumed family planning services after the Trump administration unfroze millions in federal funds it had blocked for nine months ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/15/r...

OK. The array of things Trump might try to do is incredibly broad, in a way that would seem very implausible just a year ago, because he is evil, demented, egotistical, and stupid: a comic-book tyrant. Similarly, the array of things his cultists would support is frighteningly broad. /1

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We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad. This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.

Protests are spreading across the country as Trump's thugs reveal their unconstrained violence. We will not succumb to despair or doom, or become paralyzed with fear. We will win and we will rebuild an America that upholds democracy and the rule of law.

Commentary: Population decline in Ohio could be an indicator for quality of life problems. Ohio has a high poverty rate, low bachelor’s attainment and low life expectancy. It means Ohio looks more like Mississippi and West Virginia than Montana or Vermont. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/12/i...

We are NOT the same. Democrats are out protesting and fighting for our country and MAGA are licking boots.

According to the MAGA crowd, you aren’t supposed to protest. You aren’t supposed to “yell at” or “challenge” the militarized federal agents occupying your city. And anyone who wants to be “protected” should probably just stay “in their homes.”

I am, in fact, triggered by someone being murdered by the Gestapo and our government lying about it and celebrating the murder. It’s time for decent people to decide where they stand — with the Gestapo and its supporters, the juvenile shitposting government, or with America.

Decided to pick up Session for cheap on PSN. So far, this is anything but fun. Does it actually get better? Or is it pretty much just a slog the whole time?

He really looks injured.

In November, PUCO ordered FirstEnergy companies to pay roughly $250 million for violations linked to Ohio’s largest-ever utility corruption scandal, far short of the relief sought by consumer and industry groups that would've topped half a billion dollars ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/07/a...

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

Khanna: "The problem here is there are rich and powerful people who either engaged in this abuse, covered it up, or we're on this island. What the American people want to know is who are these people? Instead of holding them accountable, Pam Bondi is breaking the law."

Let’s end this year with a bang! #ska #skapunk #poppunk #punk #newhaven

CBS News(max) is officially cooked. Bari Weiss killed a whole-ass network.

On a scale of “Bad Dad” to “DOTY”, how would I rank in introducing my 5 year old to Night of the Living Dead? And is it a bad sign that she’s obsessed with it now?

Commentary: Making the same screw up twice and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. A fitting example? Two trade-busting Trump administrations twice devastating Ohio’s farm economy and twice requiring billions in taxpayer bailouts. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/12/16/t...

"I just want to celebrate his work, which was incredibly important to me, almost weirdly important." And probably for a lot of people. @sonnybunch.bsky.social remembers Rob Reiner: lnk.thebulwark.com/3MEHyOs

September unemployment rates rose in 25 states and fell in 21 compared with last year, the government reported Dec. 11 in a shutdown-delayed analysis. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/12/15/r...

Minutes ago today the Trump regime abruptly cancelled citizenship ceremonies for several immigrants in Boston. THEY CANCELLED CITIZENSHIP CEREMONIES. These immigrants followed every rule & did everything right—Trump banned them anyway. All are from Black & brown majority nations. This Is Fascism.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning from Congress. Now when people ask me to name one good thing Trump has done I FINALLY have an answer.

We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com. We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans. washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

How embarrassing for Chuck Schumer, Kirstin Gillibrand, Cory Booker, & NY Reps Grace Meng, Dan Goldman, Ritchie Torres, Greg Meeks, Tom Suozzi, & Laura Gillen, that even Donald Trump endorsed Zohran Mamdani before they did.😐 Corporate Democrats just love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.