Steve Hofstetter
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This is my last tour before our future daughter arrives, and looks like we're going to sell out almost all of it. These shows have been incredible and I'm selling better than I ever have been. Turns out being authentic and not giving a fuck about what that does to your "brand" is good for business.
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Shows coming up in AR and TN.
about 12 hours ago
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I would love it if my Michelles were fake.
#stickergate
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A reminder: Donald Trump is an incompetent tiny-handed mushroom-dicked racist sexist narcissistic violent potato-faced fragile imbecilic fraud of a man-child pedophile who would kill his own son for a chance to fuck his daughter. And he sucks at golf.
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Democrats may have swept last night but it was only in deeply blue states like Mississippi and Georgia and Ohio and North Carolina and Pennsylvania and Maine and...
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If you have a bigot or a fascist or a bigoted fascist in your life, go easy on them. They've had a really, really bad night. I'm kidding. Eat shit, assholes. The people have spoken.
2 days ago
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AAAAND Mikie Sherrill wins New Jersey. Tonight isn't a blue wave. This is the whole fucking ocean.
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Decision Desk just called the NYC mayor's race for Zohran Mamdani. Eat shit, Andrew Cuomo. And same for all your billionaire backers that tried to buy the people of New York.
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JD Vance's brother is losing by SIXTY points for mayor of Cincinnati. He's getting hammered so badly I thought he was Pete Hegseth at a 10AM meeting.
2 days ago
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Virginia flipped their governor back to blue. And I have a hunch there will be more good news tonight.
2 days ago
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Shows this week in San Antonio, Austin, Houston, and Dallas.
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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Good morning! Go vote.
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4 days ago
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Show tonight in Tulsa. Tomorrow in OKC.
4 days ago
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Brilliant joke from
@andrewjrivers.bsky.social
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Police departments paid out $2.3 billion in settlements in one year. We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
6 days ago
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Life is like playing golf. In both, Donald Trump lies about his number of strokes.
6 days ago
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How does Stephen Miller sleep at night? Not just the morality, but that coffin has to be uncomfortable.
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Tulsa and OKC shows coming up.
7 days ago
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I apologize for saying those blaming democrats for the shut down are all liars. Turns out some of the people blaming democrats for the shutdown are just stupid.
7 days ago
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It takes 51 senators to steamroll the filibuster and end the shutdown. That's it. There are 53 republicans in the senate. Anyone blaming the democrats for this is lying.
8 days ago
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This is how Nelly says "South Korea"
8 days ago
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It's wild to see people claim Donald Trump is the best president we've had. Heâs not even the best president weâve had this year.
9 days ago
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This is my last tour before our future daughter arrives, and looks like we're going to sell out almost all of it. These shows have been incredible and I'm selling better than I ever have been. Turns out being authentic and not giving a fuck about what that does to your "brand" is good for business.
9 days ago
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Manchester, TN show tonight.
10 days ago
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Sounds like she's doing well despite her genetics.
11 days ago
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Cheering on bank/railroad heir Timothy Mellon's $130 million "donation" to pay the military? 1) It's illegal. You can't earmark what a government donation goes to. 2) Using the money would violate the Antideficiency Act. 3) He is one of the largest MAGA donors. It is an obvious bribe.
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Shows coming up in Tulsa and Oklahoma City.
12 days ago
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To the craven "comedians" who are STILL not speaking up: The manager at the Chicago Laugh Factory was arrested by ICE. They filed no charges, he's a US citizen, and his family doesn't know where he is. They are coming for all of us. Grow a fucking spine and say something while you still can.
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This is inaccurate because the first childrenâs hospital in America was almost 200 years ago and also Rob Schneider was clearly lead-poisoned as a child.
14 days ago
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Big Tennessee tour coming up.
14 days ago
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Andrew Cuomo is treating Mamdaniâs dinner with his wife as a âgotchaâ because he doesnât know what itâs like to have a woman say yes.
15 days ago
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Everyone relax! The ballroom isnât being funded by taxpayer money. Theyâre using bribes. Yeesh.
15 days ago
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So, MAGA, No Kings didn't matter? When something doesn't matter, do you obsessively post about it for four days straight?
15 days ago
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Canât wait to see how MAGA pretends that the Trump-supporting gun-loving confederacy-promoting cis straight white man who tried to shoot up the Atlanta airport was somehow not one of theirs.
16 days ago
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George Santos said he will leave New York if Mamdani gets elected. In response, New Yorkers said âyou promise?â
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Memphis, Knoxville, Nashville, and Manchester TN shows coming up.
17 days ago
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Baseball is Donald Trumpâs favorite sport and the World Series is now Canada vs California and that makes me laugh sooooooo much.
17 days ago
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I know No Kings was a success because MAGA has spent the last 48 hours desperately trying to convince us it was a failure.
18 days ago
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19 days ago
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Today was the largest political protest in American history. Donât let Donald Trump pretend heâs popular, beloved, or even respected. He isnât. And he never has been.
19 days ago
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Itâs a good day to protest fascism.
20 days ago
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If George Santos paid his debt to society, I recommend society make sure the check clears.
20 days ago
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22 days ago
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Remember when the right didnât like Nazis?
22 days ago
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BREAKING: Pam Bondi said the Epstein files are on her desk and she'll be releasing them tomorrow! Wait, sorry, she said that 8 months ago. I think maybe she was lying.
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A leaked Young Republican group chat from included horrific violence, racism, sexism, antisemitism, and homophobia. The thing about it that really surprises me is that anyone else was surprised.
23 days ago
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FOX Newsâ Jesse Watters called Donald Trump a great parent. Maybe next he can praise Al Caponeâs business ethics, Benjamin Netanyahuâs humanitarianism, and Casey Anthonyâs abilities as a babysitter.
23 days ago
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