Steve Hofstetter
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Human first, comedian second. Text STEVE to 484.214.0743 (USA or Canada) to get show updates
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I am very proud of the material I've been working up for this new tour. It's called "Begin Again" and is largely about the shift in my life, why it happened, and what I've learned. It's personal, vulnerable, and it's been absolutely crushing.
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Kid Rock’s segregation extravaganza for losers didn’t even get half the viewership of the Puppy Bowl, despite both starring illiterate animals who shit themselves in public.
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1 day ago
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Hey, what country is Puerto Rico in? Asking for a bunch of fucking idiots.
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With friends like these, we need better friends.
2 days ago
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Since Donald Trump became president, the dollar has lost a whopping 9% of its value. But that is just the price we have to pay for the privilege of being led by a narcissistic war-mongering pedophile.
4 days ago
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I shouldn’t make fun of Kid Rock. Who else could sing authentically about growing up in the rural woods of the inner city in confederate Detroit?
5 days ago
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But his emails.
6 days ago
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They’ve redacted a lot of what they’ve released. They haven’t released everything they have. And I’m sure there are things that happened they don’t even know about. As bad as what we’ve seen is, the full truth is somehow worse.
7 days ago
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“We can’t know if these verified emails are real,” says the same guy who believed Wayfair shipped kids inside coffee tables and an office pizza order was code for child sex-trafficking.
9 days ago
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“Melania” is on pace to lose about 50 million dollars. WOW! That’s like $20 for each time Donald Trump is named in the Epstein Files.
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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The Trump regime just arrested journalists Georgia Fort and Don Lemon. The free speech bros must be so angry! Unless the free speech bros were lying and only ever cared about themselves…
11 days ago
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What’s the difference between “Melania” and Bigfoot? Many people admit to seeing Bigfoot.
11 days ago
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The Melania movie premiere didn’t even earn back 5% of its marketing budget. Melania hasn’t had an opening for something this little and underwhelming since she got her green card.
11 days ago
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12 days ago
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Abraham Lincoln said watching “Melania” was the worst experience he’s ever had in a theatre.
12 days ago
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Shows added in Nashville and Little Rock.
13 days ago
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Did you know a group is paying people $50,000 a year to go to protests? No training, no background check, and they even give people they hire guns! The group is called “ICE”.
13 days ago
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Shows added in Little Rock, Lexington, Wichita, and more.
14 days ago
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14 days ago
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Greg Bovino has been relieved of his duties as Commander-at-large of Border Patrol. Excuse me while I play a tiny violin. Or as Bovino calls it, an enormous violin.
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Today is a great day to impeach Kristi Noem.
14 days ago
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If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
15 days ago
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Tucson show added. Tickets on my website.
15 days ago
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I’d like to apologize for my post mocking the NRA for staying quiet on the “but he had a gun!” narrative. They issued a statement. It was just so vanilla, I assumed it was written by Susan Collins.
15 days ago
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If ICE wants to get rid of all things foreign, they should start with Kristi Noem’s face. It’s only been in the country a few years, contributes nothing, and uses up millions of our tax dollars.
15 days ago
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My life as a comedian in today's America is alternating between begging my government to stop shooting people in the streets and letting people know that tickets just went on sale to Bellingham and Sioux City.
16 days ago
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Joy Berggren of Clarksville Tennessee is having herself the day she deserves.
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They spent decades saying they were arming themselves to protect us from the government when they were really arming themselves to protect the government from us.
17 days ago
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Who could have predicted telling a gang of poorly trained and over-armed bootlickers who worship the Punisher's violence while being too dumb to understand its message that they have immunity could lead to this.
17 days ago
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I’m worried about my daughter. She cries when uncomfortable, has no concept of what’s happening in the world, can’t use arms correctly, and is just 21 inches tall. I’m afraid she’ll be mistaken for Greg Bovino.
17 days ago
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The reason MAGA is cheering on the detention of a 5 year-old boy is there’s now one less person competing with them for the affections of 5 year-old girls.
17 days ago
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I was asked if I’ll be shifting to parenting content now that I have a daughter. No. I intend to fight fascism so she doesn’t have to.
17 days ago
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18 days ago
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After those speeches, it’s clear Canada elected Mark Carney and America elected a carny.
18 days ago
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JD Vance is going to Minneapolis after hearing that ICE is rounding up Ottomans.
18 days ago
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Donald Trump was seen having trouble walking in a straight line. I don’t fault him, that’s tough to do while Goose-stepping in boots.
19 days ago
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I will not mock Donald Trump for repeatedly confusing Greenland with Iceland. I used to do the same thing when I was a child.
19 days ago
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Ted Cruz said ICE will make us safe. Ironic coming from a man who flees his state any time the temperature drops below 30.
20 days ago
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Before I believe you think "she should have just complied" I want to see how you handle a mall security guard accusing you of shoplifting.
20 days ago
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Shows announced in Boise, Chattanooga, Dubuque, and more.
21 days ago
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Progressives: Violent people with extreme mental issues should not be allowed to own guns. MAGA: they’re taking our guns!
22 days ago
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I don’t know if the club had a cover, but the drinks sure did.
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
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Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes, and several other far right influencers went to a club in Miami while doing Nazi salutes. The venue served alcohol, but it was still a dry club. A very dry club.
23 days ago
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“I’m a huge Red Sox fan. That’s why I wear a Yankees hat, love Aaron Judge, and named my son Jeter.” -Christians for Trump
23 days ago
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Ft Lauderdale show coming up.
23 days ago
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In a filing late last night, the DOJ alleged that they can't be compelled to release the Epstein files. Nothing says innocence like refusing to prove your innocence.
24 days ago
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Show coming up in Atlanta.
25 days ago
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